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IT IS the kind of story you hear from a friend of a friend — how, after a long
night in a rural hostelry and at a loss for entertainment in the
countryside, they head out into a nearby field.
There, according to the second-hand accounts, they sneak up on an unsuspecting
cow and turn the poor animal hoof over udder.
But now, much to the relief of dairy herds, the sport of cow-tipping has been
debunked as an urban, or perhaps rural, myth by scientists at a Canadian
university.
Margo Lillie, a doctor of zoology at the University of British Columbia, and
her student Tracy Boechler have conducted a study on the physics of
cow-tipping.
Ms Boechler, now a trainee forensics analyst for the Royal Canadian Mounted
Corps, concluded in her initial report that a cow standing with its legs
straight would require five people to exert the required force to bowl it
over.
A cow of 1.45 metres in height pushed at an angle of 23.4 degrees relative to
the ground would require 2,910 Newtons of force, equivalent to 4.43 people,
she wrote.
Dr Lillie, Ms Boechler’s supervisor, revised the calculations so that two
people could exert the required amount of force to tip a static cow, but
only if it did not react.
“The static physics of the issue say . . . two people might be able to tip a
cow,” she said. “But the cow would have to be tipped quickly — the cow’s
centre of mass would have to be pushed over its hoof before the cow could
react.”
Newton’s second law of motion, force equals mass multiplied by acceleration,
shows that the high acceleration necessary to tip the cow would require a
higher force. “Biology also complicates the issue here because the faster
the [human] muscles have to contract, the lower the force they can produce.
But I suspect that even if a dynamic physics model suggests cow tipping is
possible, the biology ultimately gets in the way: a cow is simply not a
rigid, unresponding body.”
Another problem is that cows, unlike horses, do not sleep on their feet — they
doze. Ms Boechler said that cows are easily disturbed. “I have personally
heard of people trying but failing because they are either using too few
people or being too loud.
“Most of these ‘athletes’ are intoxicated.”
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