Take a trip to New York and see the city from the air
Poisoning people is one of the oldest means of attack known to man but it has been decisive in no war in history. What power it has stems from a capacity to frighten and demoralise. Nothing suits a subversive cause better than rumour, assisted from time to time by a small item of hard news, that a conspiracy to poison us is afoot. The news this week from Wood Green has been, for terrorism, a public relations coup. The operation has cost little. The guilty, if they are identified, will turn out to be small fish: dispensable to their masters, if they have masters. How weird that our media should have joined them in converting this pathetic squeak into the roar of front-page headlines. It confirms my belief that the Anglo-American alliance and al-Qaeda now need each other badly.
Both know the hold which that word “poison” has on the English-speaking imagination.
We are at once horrified and fascinated by the idea. It could be a close friend, a malevolent neighbour, a jealous lover, an irresponsible food corporation, a foreign government or a shadowy terrorist network. It could be something in the water or the very air we breathe; it could lurk in a baked potato or be slipped into a drink ... among the many means of attack available to those who wish us ill, be in no doubt that in the English imagination poisoning is the option which really chills the blood. Any columnist knows the disturbing number of his readers who think that death-rays are being emitted by their television sets.
I use the term “poisoning” in a wide sense: the invasion of our bodies by something invisible or slight, which will then attack us from within. Unlike an obvious assault from without — by fist, knife, explosion or bullet — there is horrid secrecy about poisoning: the means of our own destruction, insinuated into us.
Freud would have an explanation for the grip which poisoning has upon the human imagination. Our fixation with laxatives and purgatives — our morbid interest in bulimia and colonic irrigation — is bound up, I believe, with the same cluster of instinctual horrors: we stand aghast at an enemy implanted within. Fear of CJD is in the cluster too. So was the national panic about the MMR vaccine, and our worry when the Prime Minister would not say whether his own son had been vaccinated.
It would be a rash columnist who dismissed as mere scares every worry about GM foods, carbon dioxide levels or lead poisoning in car exhausts. We may be sensible to fret about fast-food adulterated by big corporations and a limitless range of things which may give you cancer, but what tabloid editor could deny the unreasoned appeal of a poisoning story, regardless of its evidential base? Leakage from atomic reactors (or microwave ovens), irradiated food, biological washing powder, nuclear waste, brain tumours from mobile phones, leukaemia from overhead power lines, all these write their own headlines. One of my grandmothers even thought the night air might be poisonous.
Radon gas from the rocks beneath us, skin-cancer-inducing UV rays from the ozone-depleted atmosphere above, and the possible side-effects of every kind of drug, scare us so easily. Reasonable or otherwise, alarm wells up before reason has been consulted. Burgeoning concern about adulteration by food preservatives, and about allergies of every kind, are part of the same primitive fear we have of ingesting, absorbing, breathing, being bitten by or being injected with something toxic. Lucrezia Borgia could never have achieved her infamy with a sword. Though the scorpion’s sting rarely kills and the snake is a timid creature, animals which make a beeline for our blood- stream cause a special shudder.
Parasites, intestinal worms, jigger-flies, spiders which lay eggs under our skin ... aargh! Viewed as a communications tool, therefore, the word “poison” is fabulously potent. Just try rolling around your tongue words like “toxic”, “arsenic”, “cyanide”, “acid”, “hemlock”, “anthrax” ...
Or, since Wednesday, “ricin”. That mysterious entity, “the al-Qaeda high command”, must (if it exists) be jubilant. A makeshift kitchen operation above a shop in North London, using beans from the common castor-oil plant to make a concentrated poison (something any half-wit with a handful of beans and a biochemistry textbook can do) has been rocket-launched into a major scare and chilling testimony to the potency of al-Qaeda. So now we know. Osama plans to poison us, one by one or all at once.
Let us pass over the fact that the “links” with al-Qaeda (someone is “linked to” anything commentators say he may be linked to — by them) are speculative. Pass over the fact that anyone ever offered advice by someone claiming membership of al-Qaeda is now said to be “al-Qaeda-trained”. Pass over the fact that the Wood Green suspects appear to have no connection with Iraq. Pass over what we know about a whole range of Algerian sects whose goals are domestic.
Pass over the fact that the more Tony Blair and President Bush puff al-Qaeda the greater will be the temptation for any crackpot terrorist cause to link its aims with a big and famously terrible organisation.
Pass over the fact that ricin is the very opposite of a “weapon of mass destruction”. It is a weapon of individual assassination. A man with a machinegun in a crowded theatre is closer to a WMD (whatever that moronic acronym now chanted like some kind of Shinto mantra may mean) than a teenager with a phial of bean pulp in a North London kitchen. Pass over the fact that ricin is anything but a new discovery, has been studied as a potential weapon for decades, and never yet thought to merit a major place in anyone’s arsenal. Pass over the fact that you can buy guns easily here or hire a hitman for about £5,000.

Matthew Parris joined The Times as parliamentary sketchwriter in 1988, a role he held until 2001. He had formerly worked for the Foreign Office and been a Conservative MP from 1979-86. He has published many books on travel and politics and an autobiography, Chance Witness, for which he won the 2004 Orwell Prize. His diary appears in The Times on Thursdays, and his Opinion column on Saturdays
Follow our three athletes' progress in their preparations for the London Triathlon, and pick up training tips and more
Enjoy screenings of all the classic films you love, plus take advantage of two-for-one tickets
We explore leisure activities that are safe and suitable for all of the family
Times Online's new TV show helps you make the right decisions for your pet
Read our exclusive 100 Years of Fleming and Bond interactive timeline, packed with original Times articles and reviews
The latest travel news plus the best hotels and gadgets for business travellers


Why good girls pay good money for bad-girl baubles

Search The Times Births, Marriages & Deaths
£129,500
Bentley Edinburgh
£79,850
Mercedes-Benz of Northampton
£26,995
Unit 1, Woodfield Business Unit, Kidderminster Road, Ombersley, Worcester.
Great car insurance deals online
90k + Bonus + Options
Confidential
London
£23,716 +
Highways Agency
National
£
£43,405 - £48,228 pa
Notting Hill Housing
London
£30,000 base, £100,000 OTE
Riches Consulting
London/South
Live in One of London's Most Vibrant Areas
From £249,950
Beautiful Gardens w/ stunning Thames Views
Studios £33K, 1 Beds £60K, 2 beds £79K
Mortgages, bank acc & money transfers to help you buy abroad
Explore mystical Jordan
From £1030 for 7nts 4*
to USA's Most Cosmopolitan City; San Francisco!
£POA
Book Now for Winter 08/09 and Get 10% off!
Great travel insurance deals online
Contact our advertising team for advertising and sponsorship in Times Online, The Times and The Sunday Times. Search globrix.com to buy or rent UK property. Visit our classified services and find jobs, used cars, property or holidays. Use our dating service, read our births, marriages and deaths announcements, or place your advertisement.
Copyright 2008 Times Newspapers Ltd.
This service is provided on Times Newspapers' standard Terms and Conditions. Please read our Privacy Policy.To inquire about a licence to reproduce material from Times Online, The Times or The Sunday Times, click here.This website is published by a member of the News International Group. News International Limited, 1 Virginia St, London E98 1XY, is the holding company for the News International group and is registered in England No 81701. VAT number GB 243 8054 69.