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Thursday October 16, 2008
A man sobbing in McDonald's is the only thing I've seen falling apart
What happens when you take children to a battlefield; the mending of broken Britain
If the budget airline was the snake in the garden of Eden, Eve would have paid for her own apple
Seamus is a perfectly responsible adult these days. As a child he was a little, hmmm, firestarterish
An accident with a washing machine; getting genuinely legless; thoughts on the LHC
Could it be that Britain has its priorities a little wrong?
Are we men, with our channel flicking and internet-ready telephones, getting worse at surrendering control?
Britain needs to wise up on the more obscure sports
Exposing youngsters to guns may actually lessen their fascination with firearms
Man's best (and dumbest) friend; plus the pleasures of a stolen passport
Would the seriously wronged' defence apply for muders of the serially noisy?
The new Zimbabwean $100 billion note is worth about 7p. But what is its worth on eBay?
What happens when their number reaches critical mass?
Does the casual anti-English feeling in Scotland go back to a few obnoxious university students?
Crime in the capital; Tories wearing black tie on TV; those infuriating hats at Ascot
The al Qaeda files were heading for Paddington lost property - with the other 170,000 items left annually
There's plenty of it under the sea but it's tough to find; plus, our problem with monkeys
So if I had carried on doing maths, would I have invented a new shape for the wheel?
When somebody I don't know e-mails me, I tend to Google-stalk them. I'll want to check that they don't work in PR...
The film was appalling. So why is that we can slag off politicians, but not film stars?
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