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I wouldn’t have known any of this if the elves hadn’t told me. There are masses of them here and very helpful they are too. There are also large colonies of hobbits, plus plenty of wizards, some luxuriously bearded dwarves and a band of ugly orcs.
This could only be the Gathering of the Fellowship, a convention of the most devoted Tolkien fans from around the world arranged to coincide with the release of The Return of the King, the third and final part of Peter Jackson’s film adaptation of The Lord of the Rings.
The event was originally mooted a couple of years ago when a group of fans who frequented the website Tolkienonline.com suggested getting together to watch The Return of the King on its release. Their plans expanded into the three-day convention that has attracted more than 2,000 aficionados of the Tolkien books and films to participate in a busy programme of larks and lectures.
Before setting out I trawled various fan websites. Some are so extensive that navigating them is a Baggins-style quest itself. Tolkien inspires a huge range of followers, from those who simply like a good yarn to lovers of Norse legends and invented languages; from war gamers to costume designers; from elf fanciers to balrog obsessives.
As one who spent much of his early adolescence immersed in The Lord of the Rings and other Tolkien works, I am not unfamilar with his appeal. But that was a long time ago. The depth of knowledge and passion about his universe displayed by fans on the internet and the detail in online discussions and essays is astonishing.
An indication that this convention is likely to be more lively than that of, say, the Toronto chamber of commerce, is given in the rules governing attendance. The notes on the convention’s weapons policy are extensive: “Any weapon used in an offensive manner will be confiscated.” You can also be ejected without a refund “if you are behaving — in technical terms — like an orc”.
The website says the Gathering is going to be “a portal to Middle-earth”. The most striking thing about the event is the huge number of women attending. A rough estimate would be 75 per cent of the total. Many teenage girls and twentysomethings but a good representation of all ages. Considering that Tolkien is so often criticised for having written no major women characters and has always seemed to attract more male readers, this is mysterious. Little female hobbits pad around in curly wigs and bare feet. Women in flowing skirts and cloaks with long, often braided, hair pose as women of Rohan and Gondor. But by far the largest number of those dressing up are elves, often complete with pointy ears.
Certainly the Orlando Bloom factor seems to be important. The English actor, who plays the elf Legolas in the movies, is a major heartthrob and was responsible for creating legions of young, female Tolkien fans. And he’s not the only one to have pointy-eared admirers. Craig Parker and Mark Ferguson, the Kiwi actors who had minor roles as the elves Haldir and Gil-galad, are at the Gathering and amused to find themselves at the centre of over-excited scenes. At a question and answer session they are greeted by hundreds of whooping females, a surprising number of them grey-haired. Girls queue at the microphone to ask: “Can I get a hug?” and “Can me and my friends buy you a drink?”
When I have a chat with Parker, who has recently moved to London, a woman hovers nearby wearing a “Haldir lives” T-shirt. “I’m rather bemused and awed by it,” he says. He has detected a curious sexual attraction to elves. “People have a strange thing about elves — this idea that they have, er, secret skills.” Ferguson adds that he was approached by a woman who “asked if we believed elves were real. I had to be diplomatic and answer that the spirit of elves was real.”
The whole elves issue is complicated. While many women seem to dream of bearing litle elves by Orlando, others actually want to be him. There are almost as many Legolases around the place as Gandalfs, including Louise Pattenden, 22, who is relishing “the freedom from being a woman”. In her cross-dressing role she can “be really strong and a warrior”.
Up sashays a rival Legolas: Suzanne Daley, an Amazon of 6ft 2in, with a longbow on her back and a quiver full of arrows. The 34-year-old graphic artist and mother of two from Calgary says: “I’ve never done anything like this before. I used to be the person who pointed and laughed at people like me. I guess it’s coming out of myself. I was inspired by the film. I really feel connected to the elvish way — the harmony with nature, being aware of all the elements and the things around you. In our lives there is very little of that.”
She waxes so lyrical one has to suspect that she quite fancies living in Tolkien’s world. “Would I ever! I wouldn’t want anything to do with the Dark Lord but the elvish life and the hobbit life is very attractive.”
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