Caitlin Moran
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I'm trying to think of all the conditions under which you shouldn't watch Channel 4's adaptation of the acclaimed written-by-a- former-mental-patient novel, Poppy Shakespeare. It's quite a long list.
You wouldn't want to watch it if you are feeling depressed, for instance. With a drama that oscillates between uneasy, nausea-green NHS corridors and what will almost certainly be the most squalid flat you'll see on TV all year - it makes the homes in Shameless look like Nigella's pink kitchen - you can't help but feel a little sombre, after a while.
Similarly, you wouldn't want to watch it if you, or a loved one, were at the very start of seeking psychiatric treatment from the NHS. Let's face it - dramas about mental health problems are never merry at the best of times, and this one invokes all the big touchstones (Kafka, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest) you sincerely hope you will never be citing when describing what happened after your big nervous breakdown.
It's your classic nightmare, really. A perfectly normal woman - Poppy Shakespeare - is sectioned into the Dorothy Fish mental health unit, insisting that she is “f***ing sane, all right?”
Meanwhile, patients in Dorothy Fish who are still troubled get forcibly discharged, and habitually kill themselves within 24 hours. Psychiatric counselling consists of little more than 15 patients sitting in a circle, smoking roll-ups and screaming abuse at each other.
And the social workers are presented as a chilling blend of simpering patronisation and evil machination - an effect made even more visceral by casting Raquel, Del's shrewish wife in Only Fools and Horses, as one of them. If your notion of reality were becoming fundamentally unbalanced, the first port of call for many paranoid delusions would, I think, be that a major cast member of Only Fools and Horses was in on the plot. I tell you, if I'm ever going a bit woo-woo and a junior registrar who looks like Uncle Albert walks into the room, I will be leaving, head first, via the window.
Looking on the bright side, though - as we must, if we are not to all end up sitting on top of a battered filing cabinet on a mental health ward, drinking handfuls of black-market anti-psychotic mixed into a five-litre bottle of orange juice and vodka - Poppy Shakespeare is a very good drama. You might feel awful at the end of it - pretty terrible, to be honest - but you will be glad you watched. Most of this is down to the Bafta award-winning Anna Maxwell Martin (Becoming Jane, Bleak House), who, unless Dame Judi Dench suddenly turns in a career-best as Mick Ronson in a surrealist David Bowie biopic, will probably get her second Bafta for Poppy Shakespeare.
With her blunt, childlike face - defenceless apart from the eyes - she plays “N”, a life-long psychiatric patient, welded by sweat and sebum into a red puffa-coat, and Poppy Shakespeare's guide to “surviving” in a mental health unit.
As in the novel, it is “N” who stops Poppy Shakespeare being all “If you wish to discuss any of the issues raised in this programme, there is a phoneline”-ish - and, instead, makes it about one unreliable, wonky narrator taking pride in her expertise at “dribbling” (being mentally ill). Her signature speech - “Weren't nobody else in the world ... not no one at all, alive or dead or both or neither, known as much about dribbling as I did” - sets the drama's attitude and pace. This is One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest relived in an inmate's head - a world where “Assessment Day” is rendered as a musical number, patients swap their meds for cigarettes, and the hospital stretched “up into the clouds ... and if you ever went above the eighth floor, you never came back”.
Maxwell Martin is pretty extraordinary in the role. She shifts through the course of the story from a filthy, asexual, introverted, medicated urchin into a bitch in lipstick and a leopardskin coat, and then back again - but all the time retaining her core person of an essentially unempathic child, raised by a series of grey buildings. Opposite her, as Poppy Shakespeare, Naomie Harris (the voodoo priestess from Pirates of the Caribbean) feels a few scenes short of convincingly losing her mind, but certainly doesn't get in the way of the story's self-destructive brio, or singular, unsettling tone.
Just don't watch it alone, on a rainy night, after a bad football result.
Poppy Shakespeare, Mon, C4, 9pm
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Well, I've only watched the first half, and I think the performances of the two leads are absolutely first rate! I wish I hadn't read this article and comments until afterwards as now I don't know whether I can bear to watch the end of it.
Linda, why be so patronising? Stacey's comment is interesting and relevant, you had nothing at all to say about the programme choosing to make a pathetic snipe instead.
CJ, Liverpool, UK
I think this showed a very similar view of the mental health system of today.
The patients only see the psychiatrists once a week for 10 minutes.
I don't think the question is whether Poppy was mentally ill or not - once you get labelled as a mental health patient - then all your behaviour then becomes diagnoseable.
Then is the question of what happens when you become institionalised - some may get better but after too long - the outside world becomes alien and threatening - and the more they get instualised it is possible that their behaviour becomes more mental.
And it is true that the highest risk of sucide for mental health patients is within 24 hours of getting discharged,
Sarah, West Yorkshire,
Found the film very moving and sad. It helps somehow knowing that others have felt like me and in the end you wonder if you are mad or the system you are in is mad.I am going to read the book. Thank you to Claire Allan for writing the book and ch 4 for showing this difficult subject.
Sindy, kent,
Stacey Manchester
Why don't you learn how to spell correctly?
Linda, Marbella, Spain
One thing that troubled me was when I watched it was the question that, was Poppy mad to begin with or was it the psychiatric system at the Dorothy Fish that drove her mad? She seemed normal to begin with but her condition deteriorated throughout the program but was she putting it on to claim the MAD money?
Richard Overton, Manchester,
If im honest, i do really regret watching it, it was amazingly well done and very uplifting at times, i just cant get past the ending, it was just too heartbreaking!ive been trying to convince myself its just acting and as soon as they yelled "cut" poppy would get up off the bed and take off her make up and re do her hair!but it really was just so realistic,if you feel particularly sad or depressed, just do not watch it!
vicky czul, somerset,
I loved it... very moving, very thought provoking.. but left me VERY confused! Was Poppy really ill?!
Louise Lowe, Lightwater, Surrey
Poppy Shakespeare was a tough film to watch but nonetheless one you couldn't help but be captivated by. The two main characters, N & Poppy, were ones you found yourself getting involved with. This was one of those rare films that stay with you and find yourself commenting on the next day...! A great watch but equally as moving.
Julia Marshall, Sutton In Ashfield, Nottinghamshire
Right, I know the pretext of the story was that she was mad, but was Poppy Shakespear actually mad? I'm hoping, in my now bottomless and black depression that she actually was mad, if she wasn't, I think I might join the former patients of Dorothy Fish in ending it all. Please take the authors advice and DO NOT watch this if you are feeling at all down.
Simon C, Nottingham,
Poppy Shakespeare was AMAZING. I loved it so much i'm going to get the book. Being a teenage boy who has been in care I took this seriously but made me feel greatful. I loved every moment .
Matt Bashir White, Hereford, United Kingdom
that review is spot on. Fortunately we don't want to kill ourselves because we didn't watch it alone, nor after a bad football match and thank God for once it's not raining in Wales!!
Being Junior Dr's this was an interesting insight into the world of psychiatric medicine.
Jo&Em, Cardiff, Wales
what is the musical score to Poppy Shakespeare, Mon, C4, 9pm?
Great show... It didn't rain thank God!
Joseph O'Hare, London, England
the grim and relistic view on this grate adaptation on the novel poppy shakespear is that at one glance all might not be what it may seem.
poppy was a single mum which had a beuitiful home and a lovely daughter. but gradually started to show cracks in her mental wefare for example from dressed to please to not not caring much.
poppy was very much like many suffers which is in complete denyl. when she befriended a patient at the mental home she started to be more outrageously more and more in denyl.
I would certainly rate this drama for the complex issues that has aroused in topics which are not commonly aroused in a modern world.
stacey, manchester,
very moving
lisa blagg, cheshunt,
Poppy Shakespeare was AMAZING I saw the advert and decided to watch it with my family (Mum and Dad) as a teenage boy who has been in care I took this seriously but loved it. As you said I did feel slightly depressed but made me feel greatful. I loved it so much i'm going to get the book.
Matt Bashir White, Hereford, United Kingdom