Adam Sherwin, Media Correspondent
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The austere voice of Radio 4 news found herself making the headlines after dissolving into a helpless fit of giggles. “When Charlotte loses it, she really loses it,” the Today programme editor sighed.
The BBC switchboard was said to be “in meltdown” after a clip of the world’s oldest known recording of a human voice left Charlotte Green unable to complete her 8am newsreading duties. Within hours the crack-up was a phenomenon, receiving thousands of plays on websites and earning Green a leading position in the pantheon of broadcasting blunders.
“I was completely ambushed by the giggles,” said Green, 50. “People have been very sweet and everyone has been saying how much it has cheered up their Friday morning.”
Green received the sympathy of her newsreading peers. Natasha Kaplinsky, the Five News presenter with a £1 million contract, said: “Whenever I feel the urge to laugh, I think ‘P45, P45, P45’ — that’s normally enough to get me through it.” A sympathetic Krishnan Guru-Murthy, the Channel 4 newsreader, said that corpsing often happened during the switch from a lighter to a serious story.
The trouble began when Green introduced a scratchy recording of what was supposed to be a woman singing Au Clair de la Lune, made in 1860. An assistant editor whispered that it “sounded like a bee buzzing in a bottle”. This was enough to send Green, who “corpsed” in 1997 over the name of Papua New Guinea’s chief of staff, Jack Tuat, into a fit of the giggles.
She continued to struggle during a report about the death of the Hollywood screenwriter Abby Mann, reaching a peak of hilarity over his Oscar- winning Judgment at Nuremberg Ed-ward Stourton, one of the presenters, apologised, saying: “There were two bits of radio history being made there, and one of them I’m sure you will recognise was Charlotte Green.”
Some listeners told the BBC that Green had been disrespectful to Mann and the newsreader offered a personal apology to his family after the programme. She said: “I was expecting it to sound at least a little like Au Clair de la Lune, just through a crackly gramophone. Instead it was just bizarre. Someone in the studio remarked it sounded like a bee trapped in a jar and I just lost it.”
It had not been a good morning for Green — her producer had stood in for her at the start of the programme because she was 10 minutes late.
Green, recently voted radio’s most- liked female voice, admitted that she had a tendency to be “poleaxed by merriment” after the Tuat incident. She said: “I did feel slightly embarrassed, knowing I have this reputation that I am prone to getting the giggles.” By 8.25am, her moment of madness was already a news item on Radio 5. As a corrective, Today attempted a serious discussion about the recording before the 9am close. It was made by the inventor Edouard-Leon Scott de Martinville on a device he called the phonautograph. The machine used a horn to collect sound, vibrating a bristle thatscratched the waves on to a sheet of paper blackened by the smoke of an oil lamp. However, the BBC switchboard response suggests that Green’s recording is more likely to interest historians.
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She has a really charming voice - was very funny to hear her more relaxed side. Went to work chuckling myself after that.
James, London,
It was hilarious. I loved the way Charlotte nearly managed to control the giggles and then lost it again!! It lifted my morning. I heard it again on Pick of the Week this evening and laughed all over again. Well done Charlotte. Your voice is a National Treasure
Dr J J Green, Llandudno, UK
If Lord Reth were alive, he probably wouldn't be in his grave! Who are these poor people who have never had a fit of the gigles when they shouldn't have? It only makes Charlotte Green appear a more attractive person.
Neil Moffat, Dumfries,
In America, laughing while reading the news (especially just before reading an obituary) is practically a sine qua non for the job!
S.B. Whitehead, Doylestown, USA
In a perfect world it wouldn't happen. but humans are not perfect and it does happen from time to time. And how wonderful to have a news reader just occasionally (and unintentionally) demonstrate that they are human! A lovely start to a Friday!
Richard, Manchester,
Charlotte actually made my otherwise grid locked morning and drive to work from Berkshire to Hayes, Middlesex a very merry one. I enjoyed listening to her giggle and got caught up in the whole thing myself as I too started giggling as I drove. Charlotte as always had perfect diction and I always enjoy listening to her, so I am sure viewers can forgive her this one-off, sorry two-off guffaw. She's a national treasure after all.
Yemmi Agbebi, Bracknell, Berks
I'm sorry, but the people who are complaining about this should get a life!! It must be being so perfect themselves that allows them to be such kill-joys. I suppose that the famous "legover" Test Match Special incident must have ruined an otherwise wonderful match for them all. Lighten up!!
Simon Beesley, Macclesfield,, Cheshire,
If Lord Reith were alive, I dare say he'd rather not be in a grave, and as for "sorry, news is meant to be read seriously.." what a load of pompus nonsense. The whole piece from Charlotte was genuine and natural, a great moment that helps lift the day.
geoff, kenilworth, warwickshire
I agree with Hugh Ong that presenters butting in and trying to distract or engage the newsreader in banter undermines the News - usually serious stuff about driveby shootings,death, carnage or worldwide misery. That's usually a case of over-blown egos taking over the show. But Charlotte Green being a warm and wonderful human being and getting an entirely appropriate fit of giggles about a scratchy old sound recording - even live on air - just livens up everyone's day. She deserves a pay rise for knowing when a story is snortingly funny and should have been news-edited as a humorous 'light relief ' piece in the first place.
Carolyn Burdet, Bath, England
A fit of the giggles? Priceless!
Sarah , Adelaide, Australia
well done charlotte green could not stop laughing with you althou i did'nt know why i was laughing
E Summerton, Rayleigh, Essex.,
So why didn't a colleague come to the rescue?
Charlotte, that was a good start to my Friday! Love the voice, love the giggles!
Christine Henderson, Staffs,
Charlotte Green usually reads the news impeccably. I suppose all those superhuman souls who were 'outraged' have never made a single mistake in their lives - ever.
The trouble with the giggles is that the more you know you should stop the more impossible it is to do so.
Suzie, Hebrides, Scotland
Sorry, news is meant to be read seriously and the newsreader should always convey a sense of credibility.
For the same reason that newsreaders do not add their views and comments to news items, he or she should not impose their sense of humor, or lack of it, when reading any news item.
There is a time for jokes and comments, and a time for seriousness, and news is meant to be read with serious intent to afford credibility.
It has been noticed lately on BBC radio, that some presenters budge in as soon as the newsreader finishes reading the news and try to engage in banter or add their comments to the news. If this is not stopped, there will come a time when news will not be taken seriously anymore.
Hugh Ong, Aberdeen,
If Lord Reith were alive, he would turn in his grave.
J. A. Smith, Clitheroe, England
this reminds me of the time i was driving a milk tanker in the early hours at the time of the concorde accidents and in a news update ms green made a very funny gaff of the report of the take off ( which was aborted ) of the concorde . i always thought i must have misheard it but im not so sure now
Dennis Warne
dennis warne, carlisle, uk
Charlotte, we love you! Keep up the good work.
Charles Bockett-Pugh, Sandhurst,
Charlotte, thank you! It is wonderful to know that Auntie Beeb can occasionally loosen her bodice and let forth a guffaw without overmuch embarrassment. Anyone who couldn't see the funny side of what happened to you should be cremated -- if they haven't already been so.
Thanks again from deepest Tokyo. I wish NHK could have the same sense of humour.
Phil
Phil Sandoz, Tokyo, Japan
Fantastic stuff, we're all human!
Alex Melt, Cheltenham,
It's been replayed in Australia. What a star!
John, Melbourne, Aus
Miserable people complaining about Charlotte Green. She has a beautiful voice, and she had me laughing over my cornflakes. She has nothing to apologise for.
Genie, Leeds,