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At a West London dinner party last weekend, a friend rolled up a joint. “Is it skunk?” I asked. It was, so I politely declined as the spliff circulated around the other guests.
The reason? Skunk is now no longer my vice of choice.
I smoke around six joints of regular cannabis every week, mostly at the weekends. What I like about smoking hash or weed is that it keeps me calm and gives me a more amusing outlook on life. With skunk, it’s a completely different story. Just three drags on a skunk joint will induce paranoia on a massive scale.
I’m not talking about the difference between a beer and a vodka shot. I’m talking about being unable to get out of bed in the morning because you feel paralysed, about being incapable of holding a conversation. I would like to think I’m a pretty lucid guy, but after smoking skunk I find myself struggling to string a sentence together. In the skunk haze of my student days, I would sometimes find myself unable to leave the house at all. It’s like a mild form of dementia.
Once, a friend passed me a skunk joint before going to a birthday party. After just a few drags, I went into a room full of people, barely able to talk. I headed straight for the bar and drank as much alcohol as possible to counteract the effects. It helped, but using one vice to neutralise another is not exactly ideal.
I’ve been in a bar in Soho and had to leave because I was convinced someone was about to beat me up. Having spoken to friends who were also there, I now know for a fact there was no such violent bully lurking beyond the bar, even less so one who was coming for me. And yet, at the time, I genuinely thought I was a marked man.
Smoking cannabis is much, well, straighter. Some scientists might say that I suffer from mild paranoia as a result, but it is not something of which I’m aware.
Yes, skunk renders you incapable, incoherent and convinced the world is out to get you. And the unbearable grogginess the next day can rival any hangover from hell. I find myself being incredibly impatient, moody, snappy and, essentially, selfish.
So if ever anyone offers me a joint, “Is it skunk?” is always the first question I ask.
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What??? so you're saying you'd rather smoke 'normal' cannabis. I assume you're talking about soapbar. You'd rather smoke a block of the leftovers mixed with some plastic, diesel and god knows what else because it doesn't do anything to you.
Here's a good idea. Just don't smoke it at all.
Thomas Chadwick, cardiff, uk
SKUNK i have to say i totally agree with this guy i am a quite shocked cos this guy has described exactly 100% how i feel when i smoke skunk I'm 31 i have smoked other types of cannabis for 8 yrs nearly every day a joint or two then gave up dope 4 yrs ago people around me all smoke skunkd id have a few drags here and there im smoking it quite often now. Till i read the above i thought it was sort of personal it was only me that feels this way cos the other people i know love it and are perfectly happy wid it what iv come to realize is i think this drug affects different people differently but it sends me to ku ku land the paranoia getting up in morning i feel like my mind s in a cocoon now i really know its the skunk and not due to stress its a lethal drug for some ,it affects too much i cant walk in a full room wen iv had a few drags i feel threatened in danger i hate to imagine the long term effects.why dus it have this affect on some?and not others ill have to sack it.
Akbar , Bradford, uk
This skunk mentioned must be some good psychoactive Sativa maybe Haze or a related strain. Definately not an indica or afghanica which does not induce those light paranoia trips, which by the way is sought for by more than a few smokers. Too bad a good sativa must go 12 to 18 week in flower.
Point being that smoking the bud flower varies form strain to strain wheeas alcohol is the same.
Skunk is just skunk # 1 which isent very powerful
dandy, staffordshire, dk
what a load of nonsense!...hahahahaha...yeah you were off you face on SKUNK!...yeah sure! what on earth are these people about??....skunk has been around for over 10 years!...i have been smokin skunk every night since i was 19...i am 29 now living in lovely north london, with a beautiful 5 year old son, doing very well thank you very much!...
Basically what this person is saying is that it didnt agree with him or his personality...its a self fulfilling prophecy...he clearly thought "oh im smoking skunk, therefore im err going to feel different"...and then it induced his paranoia. If he was that bad there is no way he would have been able to drink alcohol for the rest of the night!...mixing skunk and drink is lethal!...i dont ever do it , cause then you are asking for trouble.
What about our dutch neighbours??...are they a nation of paranoid nutters?,,,no they are calm collected people, with the lowest teenage pregnancy rate..why?..cause it is all open and honest.
lena bond, london,
Exactly, Phil. Despite potency, cannabis is cannabis is cannabis (including Marinol and Sativex). That's why this growing conversation (mostly in the UK, Australia & New Zealand) about "skunk" is so absurd.
So-called "skunk" cannabis contains no chemicals that aren't found in other forms of cannabis including hashish. Sure the former might very well be more potent than the latter, but just as liquor is more potent than beer, the answer is to ingest less of the stronger to achieve the same effects of the weaker.
I don't doubt that "just three drags on a skunk joint will induce paranoia" for you, but again, just as three shots of gin will surely make some fight and some others sleep, it all depends on the individual. Differing metabolisms (especially as one ages) and expectations and environments (aka set and setting) greatly affect the effect of any psychoactive.
Two glasses of wine will induce in me a severe migraine headache, but I would never claim that as a universal effect.
M. Melton, M.Ed., M.A., MLIS, San Francisco, CA, USA
to Mika, Paris
Yes, you can be less high from putting less cannabis in your joint. But there are different kinds of "high" and different strains of weed induces somewhat different effects from lightheadedness and hilarity to a buzzed tiredness and, depending on people, mild paranoia. There isn't that difference in primary effects with alcohol, you're just drunk.
Tom, London,
Everything described happened under prohibition.
Sean, London,
Phil Smith, Huron, SD
It was legal in all the world (as were other drugs) until your country started the "war on drugs" and then petitioned the UN to make it law that all drugs be made illegal. Edinburgh University was happily reaping the benefits of supplying opium to the UK and Western Europe and all was peachy (except for opium addicts sitting in dens). Then you guys come along and after failing with alcohol, you do it with drugs and everyone must play ball... drugs now finance terrorist groups as there is demand but no legal supply, there could have been legal supply as there was before the 60's... but no. The war on drugs has cost thousands of trillions of dollars (that's from just the US) and yet you STILL have drugs on the streets as does the whole world. It didn't work with alcohol (criminal gangs benefited though) it isn't working with drugs (criminals and terrorists are benefiting though) time to wind back the clock and admit a mistake I say. Legalise and tax it.
Graeme, Edinburgh,
Hmmm, mate please don't make sweeping statements about your insecurity manifesting itself and try to pass it off as a unversal effect. The fact that you have had panic attacks is in no way related to the experience other people.
Skunk, and variants are (in general) stronger than others, but the effect is the same. As the previous poster wrote, dont put as much in.
jono, canaries, spain
Is this arcticle a joke? If the weed is stronger, just put less in your joint and everything will be OK. Are you drinking your whiskey in a pint?
mika, Paris,
What is going on over there? Have you people gone completely bonkers? "Skunk" is nothing more than another strain of cannabis, not particularly stronger than many other varieties. This particularly British obsession with skunk and the laughably absurd stories about it are just plain puzzling.
There is a similar hysteria in Australia, only down there, it's not the dreaded skunk but the "hydro" that is supposedly the demon super weed. As if weed grown hydoponically were any different from weed grown in soil.
This Reefer Madness is making us Americans look positively enlightened compared to y'all.
Phil Smith, Huron, SD