Alex Aldridge
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Last week I called up a friend doing the Post Graduate Diploma in Law to see if he fancied a pint. The voice at the other end of the phone was strained and barely audible: “I can’t . . . I’ve got so much work to do.”
Of course, I’d forgotten – it’s exam time. Mass application form-completion and disastrous pupillage interviews seem almost pleasant in comparison. Suddenly I felt better about the world.
Memories of PgDL revision still make me shudder. The weeks spent in isolation subsisting on Snickers bars and Bonjela, the abandonment of things like brushing my teeth because I convinced myself that there wasn’t enough time, the increasingly lunatic rhymes I composed in my desperate attempts to remember case names. By the third week my condition was so bad that I was becoming teary if I mislaid a highlighter pen and, on the rare occasions I ventured out of my flat, I found my social skills had regressed to the level of someone brought up by wolves. Preparation for the procedural law and drafting exams on the Bar Vocational Course left me in a similarly broken state.
Then the exams themselves – adrenalin-fuelled heathen orgies of manic scrawling, carefully scheduled to correspond with public transport strikes. A sadistically cruel ordeal to inflict on a bunch of people dangerously close to psychological meltdown.
What should follow are a few richly deserved hours of peace before the spectre of the next exam starts the whole process again. Unfortunately, the impossible to resist post-exam analysis rears its ugly head. So, after listening with a rising sense of anxiety to my co-candidates discussing their differing interpretations of question 54, it’s back to my junk food wrapper-strewn flat, writhing with regret at not realising that there were questions on both sides of the paper.
Having limped through the various exams, a good idea at this malnourished and mouth ulcer-ridden juncture would be to go home, eat five kilograms of broccoli and spend the night in a bath filled with Innocent Smoothies. Unfortunately convention dictates legging it to the pub and downing ten pints of Stella.
No good can ever come of this, I repeat, no good can ever come of this. Poor health means excited chat morphs into gratuitous sentimentality at three times the usual rate. Being wannabe lawyers, this in turn rapidly blurs into forcefully asserted opinions on subjects that no one knows anything about. Finally, a few stumbled off-dance-floor dance moves, and for the unlucky ones, wild, extravagant roadside vomiting.
Several aimless, couch-based, daytime TV filled weeks later - all those slavishly learnt complex legal principles usurped by the teachings of Trisha - and it’s results day. Naturally the relevant link fails to open. Then the website crashes. A couple of days later the results arrive by post. A freakishly good grade in the exam that went badly, a disappointing one in something that seemed to go well – and a summer haunted by images of an underpaid marker distracted by YouTube video clips of ill fated parachute jumps and hamsters playing Nintendo.
Even if I don’t get a pupillage, at least I’m never going to have to go through all that again.
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I can honestly say I wish exams were the worst of my problems. Having been called to the bar in 2006 and now working full time in a law firm on pitiful wages with not a sniff of pupillage in the air, trust me, enjoy the education bit reality soon kicks in! Emilee, North East
Emilee, North Shields, England
Brilliant article but don't be scared!! I finished the LPC a few years ago at College of Law Guildford and it was the best year of my life!! I am not super intelligent and had to work hard to qualify as a solicitor BUT if you do the work throughout the year there is no need to cram!! The LPC is well structured and manageable even with the student lifestyle to accomany it!!
Solicitor, Bristol, UK
good to read all previous comments. after completing llb hons now i m preparing to do LPC from next september 2008. i m asian. but still wishing to become solicitor-advocate and to settle in london. waiting to face the hard experiences and sleepless nights in LPC:) as i know nothing comes easily, success comes only after hardwork and secrifices. being 28 , i m still single as i know if i go in any long time relationship, it will take my concentration away and if any kid comes in my life,,,,,,,soooooo horrible time will come..........tough to manage......I THINK it is the best decision to finish the studuent life first and then get into family and social life.......
i m not scared of law studies..I LOVE IT........AS it will give me a better status.
Suzzenne, London
Miss Suzzenne, london, uk
Great article, but scaring me and as well am sure i should be as i start this devilish course inseptember can't wait for the sleepless nights (God help Us all. I hope after all this hell we are well compensated)
Berlinda, London,
Atlast somebody who understands what it is like to do the GDL and (well i did the LPC) and what a nightmare of a time! A great summary of what life is like at law school and thankgod its all in the past would never dream of sleepless nights and endless red bull to get me through again a health hazard for sure! A great article
Rumi Gosal, Middlesex, UK
Having completed the BVC last year i couldn't agree more with you! What a hellish time. I was very grateful to get into work, it just seems so much easier and less stressful! You summed up the experience well. Anyway, better get on OLPAS and see whats about.
Adam, Cardiff,
I enjoyed the article
Paul Smith, nuneaton,
"... at least Im never going to have to go through all that again."
Until your JAC selection tests!
pakman, Belfast,
I have also just finished the GDL. As a single mother of 2 children under the age of 6, I totally disagree with Student from London. You did the course part-time, which means only doing half the amount of exams each year. Sitting 7 consecutive exams (with no revision time in between them because the afternoons are spent doing spelling, teatime, bathtime and bedtime with 2 small kids), is enough to drive anyone to breaking point.
Naturally people doing the GDL are passionate about the law and want to do their best - that's why we all feel so stressed about the exams. Doing 3 exams one year and 4 exams the next is a totally different ballgame to having the whole lot in one week, even if you have no other responsibilities at all.
I found having to care for the kids helped me to keep some perspective about the whole thing, but there is no doubt that it is an extraordinarily stressful experience - certainly the hardest thing I've ever done academically, including finals at Cambridge.
Susie, Southampton, Hampshire
Having studied a language I loved for my first degree, I can testify that your enjoyment of the subject has absolutely nothing to do with the stress caused by exams! In fact, the more you truly love a subject, the more depressing it is to have it reduced to nothing more than reams of highlighted, hand-written notes and formulaic, unimaginative marking schemes. Exams, by their very standardised nature, ask candidates to jump through hoops there is no time for brilliant, passionate answers when your hand aches, your bladders bursting and your fountain pen just ran out of ink! I finished my law exams last week thank you, Alex, for some light relief HUMOUR is what we all need at these most TRAUMATIC of times!
Jo, Cambridge,
I have done GDL and now doing my LPC. Both part time whilst having a full time job. In addition, I had to pay for my studies which in turn forced me to do ridiculous amounts of overtime. I also have a partner and two stepchildren as well as other social responsibilities. Being a foreigner and thus having no direct support from my family I still feel this account of exam time is shameful exaggeration. Law is a subject to be chosen only if you truly love it, otherwise you are condemning yourself to a misery for the rest of your professional life. If it was so hard to study the subject maybe you should ask yourself if this is right for you.
Student, London,
Just finished my Law 101 exam and am relieved to find that I'm not alone in the "lunatic rhymes" department! However, I hope that, deranged sentences, such as:
"On unreasonable Wednesday, Lord Diplock, was in the grounds of GCHQ, when he spied a man acting illegally, irrationally and without procedural propriety. Is this a human rights violation, he cried - it is '84, or the reverse!
have worked out for me. PS I remebered to change Wednesday to Wednesbury for my answer...I think!
Saffron, Lancaster,