Alice Miles
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Oh dear, I've come over all middle-class again. It keeps happening to me. It might be due to my age (39), or my possession of a child about to enter into the school system. It's definitely something to do with the slightly righteous tones adopted by Brownite ministers and their acolytes about our duty to the underprivileged. Something even made me swell with pride to see the Queen and all her pomp in the House of Lords yesterday, and think what a fine country we live in. Even though, intellectually, it really annoys me that she's sitting there.
It's a head and a heart thing, this middle classness. Intellectually, for instance, it pleases me that the Government is focusing so hard on the poorest families, on the country's unhealthiest adults and its lowest-achieving children. When I hear Gordon Brown promise a new unit to tackle child poverty, I think: great. When I hear of new school buildings in inner-city areas I think: great. And when I heard the Government announce this week that it would make education or training compulsory for 16 and 17-year-olds, I thought, yup, great.
Radio 4 listeners were fulminating as though this were some historic attack on liberty, but I fail to see how forcing a teenager who will otherwise end up long-term unemployed and unemployable to gain decent skills is such an infringement of his rights. I expect there were people who protested at the infringement on the rights of five-year-olds to earn a decent wage climbing chimneys, or “do nothing”, when compulsory schooling was introduced in the 19th century. It took 25 years for the leaving age to be raised from 11 to 12 and then 14, another 29 years to get it to 15, a further 25 to get it to 16 in 1972, and it will be 43 years since then when it finally hits 18.
Life expectancy (and working age) has climbed with the leaving age. When it was 14, for instance, life expectancy was around 60, and lower for women; today it is 75-80. With that in mind, another couple of years at school doesn't sound so hard after all, does it? As long as - and it's a big “as long as” - the training or schooling is worthwhile to that teenager, and disruptive kids are not forced to stay in academic settings to disrupt them for everyone else for another two years.
So, intellectually, you see, I thought, yup, good policy. Hope it helps them. “Them.” Because we middle classes generally stay at school anyway.
Then I read that this week the Government ordered a review of school appeal panels, concerned that middle-class families are using the system more effectively than others. In other words, they are using the system to fight harder for the best school places. And my head thought, yup, okayyyy, I suppose that is unfair, because the wealthier families probably have access to better legal advice, for instance, or more time to pore over the regulations and the minutiae of the grounds for appeal, so they get it right more often.
And only a little bit of me, that eeny weeny heart bit, the one that suddenly and embarrassingly swelled with pride at the Queen, felt: but why penalise us for learning to use the system? It's an embarrassing feeling for us middle classes, this “why penalise us?” one. Closely related to the equally uncomfortable “what about me?”, it comes from the heart and not the head and it can arise at any time. We know it's selfish, we know it's probably narrow-minded and, in Brownite Britain, just not right, and we send it packing sharpish, but that doesn't stop it returning.
It's education that seems to set it off, and that's the most invidious of all because, while the middle-class mum might not have a choice whether to fund tax breaks for the poor, she often does have a choice about whether to opt out of the state school system and add her little bit to divided Britain. The brochure from Perky Private School for Girls (husband sent off for it, just out of interest) twinkles in the corner.
Yet the Government still makes no “offer” to middle-class parents keen to see local school improvements and prepared to give head and heart (and time) to fight for them. The Blairite idea that parents should be able to open new schools where they can prove a need doesn't seem to have made it across from the old Department for Education to the new Department for Children, Schools and Families; I expect someone has been told to sit on it and squash it to death. And the city academies scheme of building expensive new schools, now brought back firmly under local authority control, is aimed four-square at underachieving children in deprived areas. “It doesn't exist to provide quasi-independent schools for the middle classes,” as one of the Prime Minister's close colleagues - educated at a real, not a quasi, independent school - put it to me caustically last week.
The head goes: good, raising standards in the toughest areas is a noble ambition. While the heart goes: mmm... we've been fighting for a new building, in our barely bog-standard local comprehensive. Needn't cost anything like £50 million; any chance we could bid for just a bit of that? Or have you got something else for us?
Ah, yes: extra English lessons and a teacher trained in dyslexia awareness. No parent who has traipsed around state schools can have failed to be impressed by the emphasis on special needs provision, and on extra lessons for those whose first language is Urdu or whatever (head - that's really good, really really good; heart - what about me?).
“Gifted and talented” programmes? Official aim: “To improve gifted and talented pupils' outcomes, particularly for the most disadvantaged”. Way it actually operates: “It was all the middle-class kids, the criteria used to select us wasn't quite clear,” as one recent participant put it to me yesterday. “And it reassured my mother.” Well they'll be cracking down on that.
Alice Miles has been with The Times since 1999. She began as a Parliamentary Sketch writer before becoming a columnist, writing mainly on politics and national issues such as education and health. She won Columnist of the Year in 2007.
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Is the intention really to help young people or simply more spin to take them out of the unemployment statistics given most if not all will currently be UK Nationals?
Ray K, Surrey,
Your all forgetting
All kids like school, find it useful and will be better for it.
There are no 16 year olds who struggle to read and write.
Everyone is capable of a maths degree (I'm bloody well not and I'm an accountant).
Everyone is the same and should be forced through the same system, no exceptions, no one is exceptional, exceptions are racist/sexist/istist.
The last thing we need is to force those who arent capable or interested into more school, they gain no benefit and it disrupts learning for those who want to be there.
If anything we need to get those who arent capable or interested out of school earlier and into something they are interested in.
Theres no shame or stigma in leaving school at 14 and becoming a well paid plumber.
Theres plenty in denying a kid that opportunity to satify some "equality urge"
Dominic, Manchester, UK
I am sure that those - many - teachers, who will now have to deal with recalcitrant 17 and 18 year olds who do NOT want to be at school, will be looking forward to this hugely. And filling in all the paperwork to make sure that the targets for the targets are on course.
Arrant nonsense. Of course, when we had a manufacturing industry, lads could be apprenticed from 14 I think. There's many a kid of 14 or more who should not be in school, to whom school has nothing to offer except boredom and/or misery. And now that is going to get a whole lot worse.
Right on one thing tho' Alice - who will stump up for this idiot idea? Yup - the middle classes. Can't tax the rich, can we, or they would all run away
Jeremy Poynton, Fromeville, 51st State
Why not aim for the best education in the world.
Pay more tax for more teachers and have smaller classes than any other country.
Give less motivated pupils a different schooling. Make them read and know their maths. Teach them in social skills.
Give every child a chance in life!
The school has failed if they can't provide the employers with decent workers or academics.
Peter, Southampton,
You dont need to go to school to get an education, I didnt go to school and i have been working in a noodle sandwich factory for the past eight years, one day i will become manager.
Steven Wood, london,
Well Alice, what do you need and what do you want?
You should really be ashamed about your narrow minded jealousies.
Unless you've had nothing you cannot imagine how much a little help can mean. Levelling the field between children who have done nothing to earn their circumstances nor their inherent talents is right.
In a world of scarce resources, to further advantage those sitting pretty in life at the expense of those born into the sharp end of the world is pretty perverse.
Kieran McCaldin, London, London
I don't think it is a bad idea. But it must be accompanied with a greater separation of the academic and t'practical. This line been progressively blurred and to what end? Tinkering apparently to satisfy a wrong-headed yearning for equality and middle-class desire not to look superior. Not all kids are the same. Kids who are good with their hands or with more practical skills like spatial awareness end up as more knowledgeable office drones if they want to later in life. Instead we are creating a world of over-educated managers removed from practical reality, an underpaid and under-appreciated shopfloor and schools full of the misdirected and repressed.
mount, dorset, gb
alice miles is an embarrassment to all classes.This Government has failed to provide everybody,after 10 years of gimmicky statements to deliver what most other countries have and that is a sensible,disiplined system of running schools.For Miss Miles to go on about the middle classes and how they have so much money that they buy houses in good areas and pay incredible fees to independant schools is just rot.The percentage of people able to afford this is tiny,and if they do they sacrifice a huge amount of their life style to make the best investment you can make towards a good education for their children.Its a fact that the less privileged children will always benefit from the pressure the enlightened classes put on the education authorities to improve.This ridiculous Govermnments efforts in social engineering will probably result in some sort of strong action at the ballot box.,Miss Miles's article is incredibly patronising to any class you care to mention
C.F.Frank, London,
"but I fail to see how forcing a teenager who will otherwise end up long-term unemployed and unemployable to gain decent skills is such an infringement of his rights." - the problem with this Alice is the outcome - those who should benefit from this won't. Why? Because they will resent being forced to stay on in an institution they despise. You can lead a horse to water, but you cannot force it to drink - all that will happen is that the resentful will disrupt education for those who want to learn.
Richard Marriott, Worcester, England
Its a nice article Alice, but why be so embarrassed at fighting your own corner. If the middle classes don't fight for themselves they can be sure no one else will.
Alan Benn, Melksham, Wilstshire
Do not be ashamed of doing the best you can for your family. It is your duty as a parent. You cannot expect the government to do anything for you. They know that 50% of children not reading properly by the age of 11 is mostly due to them. The fact the system is a shambles is not because of a lack of alternatives. They know that comprehensivisation created âbog-standard comprehensives.â They hear alternative ideas too numerous to mention. They can see better systems in Sweden, Korea, Holland, US, Denmark, Israel, etc. etc. They know all about the UK Independent system, that the well off spend fortunes to use it and avoid their system and government ministers do it too. They know it manages with no DofE, LEAs, government initiatives, no advice from the government inspectorate and no âinvestmentâ from them and that it is the best in the world according to the OECD. BUT THEY IGNORE EVERYTHING. They will never change. You carry on doing the best for your kids. No-one else will.
R Mason, London, UK
You want a good education for your children and you're grown up enough to want to put yourself and your family first. Welcome to adult life. You can now safely take the Che Geuvara poster down off your bedroom wall. Stop being so apologetic about it. It's cringe-worthy.
Redcliffe, London,
It's the 'everyone must be forced to do what by our standards is good for them' that makes me really disgusted with this government and those that support them. Never mind freedom of choice, never mind respecting people or the differences in their lives, the middle class self righteous apologists know best and it's to make these poor stupid idiots co operate with do gooding by force. It will not be long before those perceived as middle class will be under social pressure to actively support the disadvantaging of themselves and their kids in this do good mission - which is thoroughly unappreciated by the recipients. I see no difference between this and the Lady Bountiful act of eighty years ago. Equally patronising and equally meaningless. It's this kind of attitude exactly that exported thousands of kids to Australia and Canada last century 'for their own good' and build and stocked workhouses.
Helen, Northants,
The minimum age for leaving school should be 15 - here's why.
Many teenagers just cannot wait to get out into the labour market and start earning. These youngsters are all too familiar to teachers - they're the ones in the back row, often disrupting classes and generally being a pain. At school they are merely putting in time. Eventually they do leave and - having no qualifications - are either unemployable or get dead-end jobs.
They marry or cohabit and have children : all too late they come to realise that they should have made the most of their time at school. But it is now too late - they must feed their families, pay mortgages, rent etc and cannot afford to go back into full-time education. Impasse.
New Policy suggestion : allow anyone to leave school from the age of 15 BUT with the ability to take up full-time education up to age 30. Government would pay minimum (or negotiated) wage for, say, 4 years. Possibly some loan scheme involvement. Objections ?
David Thomas, Burnham, UK
What do you mean "forcing a teenager who *will* otherwise end up long-term unemployed..."? How do you know? Clairvoyant or something?
What about five-year-olds climbing chimneys? In the nineteenth century, nearly all parents sent their children to school *unless* they needed the child's wages to put food on the table. Parents were not fools. They knew that education was the royal road out of the mill or the pit.
From the progressive point of view the beauty of compulsory education is that it provides the opening for the welfare state. After all, if you deprive the family of the child's wages then you have to provide benefits to put the food back on the table. And on and on.
And why stop the force and compulsion at age 18? Why not go the whole hog and bind 19 year-olds to a job on pain of fine and imprisonment? Or 25 year-olds? Hey, why not everyone! What's a little compulsion among friends?
Christopher Chantrill, Seattle, USA