Andrew Sullivan
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People like Fred Thompson. So far as I can tell, that is currently the prime rationale for his candidacy for president of the United States. He doesn’t need to launch a media blitz to achieve this level of public fondness. His avuncular, crumpled tower of a personage is well known from many episodes of Law & Order.
In this year’s race, only one other Republican candidate has even minimal charm – the obscure Mike Hucka-bee of Arkansas, who is obviously (and rather successfully) running for vice-president. Rudy Giuliani is many things, but likable isn’t one of them. Mitt Romney has failed to win over many conservatives despite an impeccable family life and a platform largely dictated by the far-right activist base. The slickness and eagerness to please seem to glide past any political traction. John McCain is too prickly to be cuddled. But good old Fred has the shtick down.
Last Wednesday he lolloped onto The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, skipping the Fox News Republican debate in New Hampshire, and announced for president. It was an unconventional entrance, disdained by even conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh for its celebrity-driven aura. But it worked well enough.
The way Thompson drawls backwards into an answer, the manner in which he almost fails to finish his sentences because of boredom or his easy-going way, the gentle, inclusive humour, the effortless stage presence of an actor/lawyer: all these came across beguilingly. I’ll admit it: I like him. He’s been charming when we’ve met; and once you get over craning your neck upwards to see his lofty face, you find yourself wanting him to do well.
Of course, you’re not too sure what exactly he would do. Iraq? It’s the biggest question in the election, and I have absolutely no idea what Thompson favours. He says he wants the country to show resolve and fortitude. He was for the war. What now? “We stay until we get the job done.” Which means: “Until it is pacified enough that the people of Iraq have a free life and don’t get killed by Al-Qaeda . . . We cannot afford to go into a situation and not show resolve.”
Do we therefore withdraw now from Baghdad? Or Anbar? Do we add troops? Do we remove them? How quickly? These questions – vital ones, being debated not at some future date, but now – remain opaque in Thompson’s worldview.
He’s hostile to Iran’s regime, but has not offered any explicit strategy to deal with it. He’s George W Bush with a Valium and a more reassuring demeanour. That may be enough for the Republicans; but it is surely insufficient for the global hyper-power in a historic crisis of foreign policy.
Thompson is accused of being lazy. So was Ronald Reagan, of course. But there is a key difference between the Reagan of 1979 and the Thompson of 2007. Reagan had spent a lifetime honing arguments, finessing policy, articulating a broad philosophical view, while proposing concrete and radical policy options.
Thompson has a legislative record as a senator from Tennessee that is all but invisible. Yes, he has a solid conservative record on taxes and other people’s spending. But he was a hog for his home-state pork barrel projects. He was, in other words, a popular backbencher – but no more. At times his candidacy feels merely like a rationale for a man who senses that Americans are deeply uneasy about their current leadership, wants to reassure them, but has no idea substantively how.
A thinker he isn’t. He’s rather a conveyor of mood. In a period of less moment, when less is at stake, this might be an aesthetic preference: a calm presence in a storm. But on the substance of war, and foreign policy, the Thompson shtick can seem somewhat detached from the needs of the moment.
But he squares a Republican circle. Thompson is a Southern social conservative with mass appeal. He’s not a fire-breather, and not a Bible-thumper. No one can imagine him dragging women into jail for abortions. On marriage, he favours a federal constitutional amendment – but only to ensure that no state is forced to adopt same-sex marriage because of another one.
He also manages to frame his candidacy as somehow untainted by recent Republican incompetence and harshness. At times he almost sounds like Barack Obama, the Democratic contender, arguing that “problems will be dealt with when our leaders come together, as adults, and honestly seek solutions that extend past the next election cycle”. Unlike Obama, however, Thompson has almost no solid agenda to run on.
His fundraising has also been underwhelming, with a mere $3m in the second quarter (a fraction compared with Romney, Hillary Clinton or Obama). His formal announcement on September 6, moreover, means he won’t be required to file a third quarter fundraising total – suggesting a desire to keep embarrassingly low numbers out of the public eye.
His campaign has also been staggering from defections even before it began – and his wife Jeri has raised hackles among campaign staffers for her controlling tendencies. She is, it bears noting, a full 24 years younger than her spouse – and Thompson’s 17-year history of bachelor life before his 2002 marriage, may yet give him grief on the campaign trail among evangelicals.
The populist aura may also fade. His “aw shucks” regular guy routine wears thin once you see all the lucrative lobbying he has done since leaving the Senate. Yes, he once famously toured Tennessee in a red pickup truck. But he often had someone else drive and followed behind in a silver luxury sedan. If he is a Tennesseean, he is one with a dollop of Hollywood and Washington on top.
He has entered the race late but is second in the national polls for the Republican candidacy. Take that with a grain of salt. At this point, any halfway credible Republican not tainted with the Bush brush and with high recognition would be high up in the current field. But Thompson’s regional strength is real – and largely in the South.
With the major Republican candidates hailing from New York, Massachusetts and Arizona, that matters. The Republicans are a Southern party now. The candidate designed to appeal to them – Northeastern/Mid-western Mormon, Mitt Romney – just hasn’t caught on. It is hard to believe his Mormonism has nothing to do with this.
And so Thompson emerges in the widening sectarian and political gap. Buoyed by celebrity, unencumbered by actual policies, platitudinous on Iraq, but oozing calm, he is the antianxiety medication for a troubled America. I’m just not sure a sedative is what the country really needs right now. A wake-up call would be more appropriate.

Andrew Sullivan is an author, academic and journalist. He holds a PhD from Harvard in political science, and is a former editor of The New Republic. His 1995 book, Virtually Normal: An Argument About Homosexuality, became one of the best-selling books on gay rights. He has been a regular columnist for The Sunday Times since the 1990s, and also writes for Time and other publications.
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There is some early indication that the Republicans are less than impressed by the beginning days of Thompson's candidacy. A good thing, too. I will be terribly dismayed for the future of the United States if the brilliant and far-sighted candidate I support, Ron Paul, does not win, but I would be terrified at the victory of a candidate with the ominous campaign slogan of "Unity, Security, Prosperity" who is ripe for manipulation because he doesn't seem to be able to articulate anything and doesn't seem to have any opinions of his own, being used to screenwriters putting words in his mouth.
L, Boston, MA
Well then, he has my vote!!
Pat, Kure Beach, NC/USA
I can't believe this is even for real. That this bozo is a real candidate, and that anyone would vote Republican this go around.
Anand, lawrenceville, U.S.A/Ga.
I can't believe this is even for real. That this bozo is a real candidate, and that anyone would vote Republican this go around.
Anand, lawrenceville, U.S.A>/Ga.
Fred Thompson for President?
Sounds like a heading for an article in a copy of an old Mad Magazine!
Why this man, couldn't even fill the shoes of Steven Hill , the actor,( very sorely missed) he replaced ,in 'Law and Order', much to my chagrin!
Rock on Rudy Giuliani-the next President!
prudence eely bond mcguire, Herne Hill,London, England UK
It is very depressing to think that all those people who voted George Bush into office (twice) and who still drive around with Bush bumper stickers on their cars very well may do it to us again.
If he were able to run again I think the Republics would elect him again. Either they have no capacity to learn or they can live with any amount of incompetence at all, as long as it is in people like themselves.
Nick, Medford, Oregon, USA
Fred Thompson appears to be a rather uncompassionate, mean-spirited person, quite typical in the American South. America needs a decent person without a sadistic streak to restore its moral leadership in the world community. It's time for America to start caring for its own people instead of projecting its military might. Thompson promises more of the same in this department, whereas John Edwards has real humanity and compassion, based on personal experience of family tragedy and a modest upbringing. Best of all, he's a VERY smart guy. Edwards breaks the mold of the typical mean-spirited Southerner, and therefore, he has the ability to draw in Southern voters and at the same time, to appeal to decent and progressive people from the Northeast and West Coast areas.
Howard Fredrics, Hampton Wick, United Kingdom
As ever, an educational and perceptive article from Andrew Sullivan. Maybe the USA just needs a nice man and he could be what the American public wants. The parralels with Ronald Reagan are clear, but remember how many of us laughed at the ambitions of a Hollywood actor.
'Nice guys come last' is one saying that speaks against him, but he is the 'none of the above' candidate and that might be enough.
Mr Giuliana, in another well -worn phrase, is not as nice as
he looks.
John Carty, Medellin, Colombia
This chap makes David Cameron sound a mine of decisive policy.
David, Cardiff, UK
I trust Robert Crampton did not get coated in paint when he stepped on to his palette (Magazine, 08/09/07) Perhaps he couldn't palate the ignominy of merely perching on a humble pallet.
Oh, the vagaries of the English language.....
MARILYN DENNIS, LITTLEHAMPTON, ENGLAND
Not arguing any of your points here. Just wanted to point out that Mr. Thompson has been in the political arena in some shape or form since Watergate. He may not have been the guy in the senate all that long, but he's been up there rubbing elbows for an extended period.
Personally, I'm pleased that he doesn't appear "too eager". Through the miriad of voices screaming "he doesn't want it bad enough" he's been replying "I'll run when I'm good and ready." There's something to be said for going at your own pace.
Gus, Chesapeake, USA/VA
Hillary, McCain, Obama, risk? Electing a Republican that might very well continue the status quo is a huge risk. The U.S. has to move beyond that crap track that GW has put us on. I'm not a huge McCain fan (used to be but not now), but he's got a brain. I'm all for rocking the boat, it's needed, so our security and world reputation can be repaired and stabilized. Clinton or Obama would assist greatly in our security goals.
Justin Grady, Bend, OR
It is fascinating to see how political columnists write in such a way as to avoid mentioning the one candidate for the Republican party who would be truly capable of waking up America, and the world were he to be elected in 2008. You want to talk 'constitutionalist'? Well, check out the record of Ron Paul on Google. Through 10 terms in Congress he has consistently voted in accordance with that document while at the same time being inaccessible to lobbyists. He has won most of the televised debates& most of the recent straw polls, has a huge following on the internet, has been voted the 'taxpayers' best friend for 10 consecutive years and still, the silence is deafening. Of course, the true reason for the censorship is that the 'status quo' is terrified of this most mild-mannered yet impressive of men because his election would mark the end of their scheming and machinations to hold power. Let his record speak for itselt - Google, Ron Paul - the people's choice for President in 2008!
Victoria Story, Toronto, Canada
It's embarrassing, to be sure. I cringe when I think of the next Republican debate, where Fred Thompson will presumably participate, simply because it's so obvious that he is an empty suit. It shames me that so many Republicans, like Mary Matalin, are backing this guy. For what? What has he ever done of substance? When has he ever balanced a budget? He was recently quoted as saying we should find illegal immigrants and deport them. Not even Tom Tancredo is saying this. If Thompson keeps this up, he's going to lose even his Hollywood connections
What scares me is what happens if this schtick works.
Jason, SAN ANTONIO, Texas
Andy, a less "same sex marriage" slanted view would have been more appropriate for The Times, but then Britain has changed since I left in 82.
I too have met Thompson, although my meeting was at an NRA fundraiser here in Ca. That raised a few hackles I'm sure. Fred is a constitutionalist (I just made that one up). That's what a US president is supposed to be. Hilary, McCain, Obama et al are just too much of a risk for the country right now. The boat may be swamped but why rock it?
Emil, Los Angeles, USA