Ben Macintyre
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The fate of the Burmese junta is written in the stars. That, at least, is what the Burmese junta believes. For one of the odder and most revealing aspects of the brutal military gang that rules Burma is its faith in astrology.
When the junta moved the capital from Rangoon to a malarial town deep in the jungle, it did so because an astrologer employed by Senior General Than Shwe had warned him of an impending catastrophe that could only be averted by moving the seat of government. The same astrologer asserted that the most auspicious moment for the move would be November 6, 2005, at 6.37 in the morning. Sure enough, at that precise hour on the ordained day, the bullet-proof limousines of Burma’s generals started to roll towards their new home on the road to Mandalay.
Burma’s intensely superstitious rulers have long been guided by a belief in portents and prophecies, cosmology, numerology and magic. The time and date of the ceremony marking independence from Britain was also chosen according to astrological dictates: 4.20am on January 4, 1948. General Ne Win was the mysticism-obsessed dictator who seized power in 1962 and steered Burma from prosperity to penury; in 1989 he introduced the 45-kyat and 90-kyat banknotes, for the simple but mind-bending reason that these were divisible by and added up to nine, his lucky number. He believed this move would also ensure he would live to the lucky age of 90. Ne Win, who insisted on walking backwards over bridges at night and other rituals to avoid bad luck, died in 2002, at the age of 92, which was either good luck or bad luck, depending on how you look at it. Even the decision to change the name of Burma to Myanmar was prompted by Ne Win’s soothsayer, and announced on May 27 (since 2 + 7 = 9).
Kipling once wrote: “This is Burma, and it will be quite unlike any land you know.” In its enduring fascination with superstition, Burma’s dictators seem like a throwback to another age. Each of the leading clans in the junta has a family astrologer. The army has its own zodiacal experts, but it is a dangerous job: astrologers who make negative predictions are liable to arrest and imprisonment.
The junta’s belief in astrology in part reflects the capricious weirdness of a peculiarly nasty regime, insulated from the rest of the world and divorced from reality. But the generals also follow a long tyrannical tradition: throughout history dictators have tended to put their faith in the occult, with unpredictable outcomes. An excessive belief in the supernatural is often the hallmark of a dying dictatorship.
Politicians in general have a peculiar weakness for astrology – Ronald and Nancy Reagan famously consulted an astrologer, as did both Charles de Gaulle and François Mitterrand. President Roosevelt would never travel on a Friday. Unelected politicians are more susceptible to superstition than democratic ones and, as a rule of thumb, the more authoritarian the regime, the more likely it is to seek explanations and omens in the stars.
Napoleon was said to fear black cats, and believed that a meal of chicken and crayfish would bring victory (and, presumably, indigestion). Leonid Brezhnev conferred with an astrologer named Dzhuna at key moments in the Cold War and was treated by a Georgian faith healer in his later years; Catherine de’ Medici consulted Nostradamus himself, while the Holy Roman Emperor Rudolph II had his horoscope cast by Johannes Kepler, the great German astronomer.
From the Roman emperors to the Nazis to the Burmese generals, tyrants need to feel that fate, rather then accident, has brought them to power and will keep them there. Since their own eminence is preordained, they seek to shape and predict the future. For most of us, the daily horoscope is a harmless, if pointless, pastime, but in the hands of a dictator it feeds easily into paranoia and megalomania.
Of no despot is this truer than Hitler, whose fascination with the occult shaped a regime that deliberately rejected rationalism in favour of mystical determinism. “We stand at the edge of the age of reason,” declared Hitler. “A new era of the magical explanation of the world is rising.”
In July 1933, Berlin’s most famous clairvoyant. Erik Jan Hanussen, was summoned to read Hitler’s palm at the Hotel Kaiserhof. Like most mystics, he foretold exactly what the customer wanted to hear. “I see victory for you. It cannot be stopped,” he said. It did him no good, for the Jewish Hanussen could not predict his own unhappy fate: to be murdered by the SS, and dumped in a field.
During the war, British Intelligence tried to exploit Hitler’s fixation with astrology by planting fake predictions of his imminent death in newspapers around the globe, in the hope that this would destabilise him and the regime. The intelligence officer in charge of the plan wrote: “This is probably the most curious thing I have ever been asked to arrange, but nonetheless most important.”
He was right on both counts: like the Burmese junta, Hitler’s obsession with the supernatural was a mark of instability and vulnerability, and a window into his strange and tyrannical regime. Gilbert Murray once wrote: “The best seed ground for superstition is a society in which the fortunes of men seem to bear practically no relation to their merits or effort.” That was true of Nazi Germany and it is equally true of modern Burma, where the good suffer and only the oppressors flourish.
Two sets of beliefs are colliding today in Burma today. On one side the monks, devotees to an ancient creed, demanding democratic freedom and modern economic reform, and on the other a vicious modern military machine, adhering to a medieval code of prophecies, astral omens and superstitious symbolism.
You do not have to be clairvoyant to be able to predict which of these beliefs will triumph in the end.

Ben Macintyre is Writer at Large for The Times and contributes a regular Friday column. His earlier roles at The Times include being editor of the Weekend Review, parliamentary sketchwriter and bureau chief in Washington and Paris. He has also published a number of historical non-fiction books
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Not too sure what Napoleon had at Waterloo but it gave him a stomach ache as i believe he retired during the middle of the battle for a period because of it.
However i digress, could it be that these men are so obcessed with authority that they search for it even in things over which they have no control? Or to think about it another way perhaps they truly believe that they can subvert all things to their will metaphysical or extraterrestial.
Its also worth pointing out there are several Dictators that dont follow the rule Stalin and Mao are two examples off the top of my head who were notoriously amystic.
andy cullyer, Southampton,
Tony Blair believed in his god and asked him for guidance :)
Bill Bird, Wallasey, Wirral
The World community has ignored the plight of Burmese population for too long.Unfortunately, there is no unanimity among the major powers, with China and, to an extent, Russia opposing sanctions. The Association of South East Asian Nations, which attempted in recent years to civilise â or at least moderate the ways of â the Myanmar generals through a policy of accommodation and incentives, has virtually thrown up its hands. It has been unable to persuade its member state even to open a political dialogue with Ms. Suu Kyi and the leaders of other democratic groups. The thinking within Asean seems to be that only Myanmarâs big neighbours, China and India, can do something constructive now. What is clear is that only the hard-pressed people of a desperately underdeveloped and isolated land with an overdeveloped military can win their liberation â and in this difficult struggle they need every ounce of the worldâs support, moral as well as material.
Dr Kailash Chand, Manchester, uk
Leaders of any country can, by using the belief in the supernatural or even perennially invoking the memory of its past history, say, as a subjugated entity, justify whatever excesses it might wish to commit towards its citizens whenever it suits them. Perhaps, in the case of Myanmar, its less than favourable experience of colonialism left a bitter taste that has continued to linger on till today. (Orwell's famous novel, Burmese Days, is a damning indictment of the unsavoury side of British imperialism which we all know he wrote after his eye-opening stint in Burma as a policeman.) But in the global community of today, little benefit would accrue to any nation that persists in holding xenophobic and parochial views or withdraws into a kind of self-imposed insularity, as it needs to engage with the outside world in order to progress.
SD Goh, PJ, Malaysia
When the generals are so high, out of touch from the ground, they will fall so hard to the ground. I pray for them that they come down before it is too late and exit with some dignity.
khin, yangon,
Let's get this straight: the Burmese junta move capital on a specific time on a specific day because they believe that the stars told them to, and they are (rightly) derided as a bit mad. The collossal amount of money wasted on this pointless venture could have aided the people of Burma, thus helping to strengthen the economy.
George Bush Jr invades Iraq and makes numerous other decisions because he believes (along with a worrying number of his government) that God told him to, and this is all perfectly legitimate?
We have some pretty strange criteria for deciding who's mad and who isn't!
Carl, Aylesbury, Bucks, UK
Well written article!
"the more authoritarian the regime, the more likely it is to seek explanations and omens in the stars."
However, you forgot to add that these regimes are more barbarian/brutal in suppressing any opposition - real or perceived. Communist Russia, Cambodia and some more communist nations and Pakistan, Saudi Arabia and many ME tin-pot dictators are typical examples. Also many rulers highly corrupt and exploit the general public under different garbs/external threats. As an example, Pakistan military dictatorsâ oxygen is Kashmir, while they systematically loot the nation! Due to the very tight control on media, most of the crimes of the rulers donât come/filter out. So the crimes go on unhindered and uninterrupted!
Burma's rulers are no different. However, due to the passive nature of Buddhists, these military juntas survive longer!
Regards,
Krishna R. Kumar, Udupi, India
While the general point Ben makes may stand, it is hardly valid to point to those rulers of pre-19th century history we now consider to be either despotic or close to tyrannical AND, in our eyes, superstitious. After all, they lived in superstitious times and their beliefs were not confined to the ruling classes. Neither is it fair, by the examples given, to suggest that such superstition (and, moreover, tyrannical rule) was confined to the continent: Elizabeth I famously had her own court necromancer in John Dee. Keep your precedents post 19th century here.
Madeleine Brook, Oxford, UK
Thanks Hannah, but this doesn't change how the sentence feels and reads as since we're defining cosmology on such a general level the christian beliefs of Bishops in the House of Lords then become equivalent to the Burmese officials as does the scientific field of study known as cosmology. If it was stated as occult cosmologies or arcane metaphysical cosmologies or even just cosmologies that would be different and draw a distinction between the better known usage of the word and the intended usage, important in a popular newspaper.
Philip Stobbart, London,
I am at present in Russia and I can not find any mention of the trouble in Burma in the media here .I have been following the stories on the internet.Can someone explain why Russia is keeping it from their citizens?
dan hughes, wonthaggi , victoria Australia
What have the Burmese generals done that America's Blackwater paid killers have not?
Or for that matter, Israel?
JOHN CHUCKMAN, TORONTO, Canada
Belief in astrology and superstition is no more strange than the belief in some omnipotent sky fairy, it's just that one is viewed as superstition whilst the other is deemed religion.
They are both based on "adhering to a medieval code of prophecies, astral omens and superstitious symbolism".
What we have in Burma is a group of nafarious individuals desperate to hold onto power, whether they follow the zodiac or the flying spaghetti monster has little bearing or relevance.
Let us all hope that this is resolved with as little bloodshed as possible for all concerned.
Stewart, Preston, UK
Peculiar? indeed! In fact not only old dictators are superstitious, modern democratically elected leaders as well. Remember Tony Blair once feng-shuied his office? I was just wondering if Gorden Brown has done anything similar???
C, London,
Yes, well, God/Fate/Destiny/The Stars are on the side of the big battalions.
Black cats or not, old Boney got that one right. (Or Voltaire/Fred the Great etc)
If the Burmese and Chinese army continue to back the junta, it will continue until they run out of ammo. Or another anti-junta army starts/arrives (etc etc)
jane scott, London, UK
FYI Philip Stobbart
American Heritage New Dictionary of Cultural Literacy, Third Edition - Cite This Source - Share This
cosmology [(koz-mol-uh-jee)]
A system of beliefs that seeks to describe or explain the origin and structure of the universe. A cosmology attempts to establish an ordered, harmonious framework that integrates time, space, the planets, stars, and other celestial phenomena. In so-called primitive societies, cosmologies help explain the relationship of human beings to the rest of the universe and are therefore closely tied to religious beliefs and practices. In modern industrial societies, cosmologies seek to explain the universe through astronomy and mathematics. Metaphysics also plays a part in the formation of cosmologies.
Hannah, London,
"Burmaâs intensely superstitious rulers have long been guided by a belief in portents and prophecies, cosmology, numerology and magic."
Cosmology? I'm not aware of a heavy Burmese presence in the search for dark matter and the study of the evolution and large scale structure of the universe...
Philip Stobbart, London,
It tends to support the notion that amorality and ignorance are linked with superstition, astrology. These people are living in darkness instead of light.
John, Timbuctu, Mauritania
Napoléon Bonaparte dish of Chicken and Crayfish is called Chicken Marengo is so named for being the dish that he ate after his victory at the Battle of Marengo (1800). No point changing the winning habit! Though not sure what he ate before Waterloo.
Marc, Zywiec , Poland
Ben, a marvellous write-up . It is packed with loads of trivia and informations about our human psyche and underlying belief in astrology and other ESPs,clairvoyant and occult practices. No matter how powerful we are, be a despot , a tyrant ,a powerful honcho, a business magnate or some Mafia Don, our inner psyche and consciousness stays connected to beliefs, dogmas and superstitiousness. Adding a new flapper to the names of world's who's who and illuminaries you have mentioned,Mrs. Indira Gandhi ,the former Prime Minister of Indian sub continent. She was considered the iron lady during her days of regime,an equivalent contemporary of Thatcher and Goldameir.She was stern to the core and strong headed. But under her steely facade lay a mind fickle enough to fixate with beliefs in auspicious times, astrology and soothsayership.She was a devout follower of many such Gurus and Yogis, and would consult them before embarking on some critical mission. We, humans are vulnerable to "unknown"??
witty, New Delhi, India
Long-time followers of this situation will remember how General Ne Win's pledge to introduce civilian government was met - by changing the uniforms of his military crony rulers for business suits.
dr venables preller, Warminster, UK