Ben Macintyre
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I have a conspiracy theory about the tragic and absurd waste of time, effort and money that is the interminable Diana story: it is all the fault of the French.
I am not referring to the events leading up to the Princess's death, but what happened after it. If the French judicial authorities had investigated the crash openly, publicly and, above all, swiftly in the immediate aftermath of the crash, we might have been spared the painful farrago that has since ensued: the extraordinary accusations, the “revelations” about the love lives of the dead, the refusal to let this sad and simple story rest in peace.
If the French investigation had been conducted differently, we would probably not have had to endure the spectacle of a fatal traffic accident involving a young mother being transformed into the mother of all conspiracy theories.
If I sound bitter, that is because a part of my professional life was spent filleting the various red herrings that have swum in shoals out of the Diana case. I have a recurring nightmare of searching for a non-existent white Fiat Uno in an impenetrable thicket of bureaucracy. Again, I blame the French.
I was Paris correspondent when Diana died in the Alma underpass. Within a few days I, and every other Paris correspondent, had reached and reported broadly the same view: it was an accident, the driver was drunk and speeding, and the Princess was not wearing a seatbelt. Nothing that has happened since has made me change my mind.
The French investigating magistrate, Hervé Stéphan, reached much the same opinion, eventually, in a report 6,000 pages long, which included the statements of nearly 200 witnesses. The problem was that his report, finally released in September 1999, was already two years too late. The virus of speculation was in the air, spreading rampantly, and probably unstoppable.
The French handling of the Diana case was an object lesson is how to lay down a fertile seed-bed for conspiracy theories. This was partly due to the way French judicial investigations are conducted: formally, secretively and very slowly.
Mr Stéphan confirmed nothing, and denied nothing, refusing to discuss the case or provide progress reports. This has always been the way of French law, in which the importance of official secrecy outweighs the public right to know. It is no accident that Émile Zola, the greatest of all conspiracy exposers, pointed the finger of accusation at the secretive French State.
The combination of tight-lipped French investigators and hungry British journalists was disastrous. The wildest theories began to spread, powered by a vigorous young internet. Frauds and fantasists began to emerge. My notebook filled up with lies from people claiming to have vital information proving whodunit. Denied anything substantial to report, the press reported Mohamed Al Fayed's allegations of an Establishment conspiracy. A straightforward traffic accident was allowed to metamorphose into a mystery.
A degree of speculation was inevitable, for we live in an age of conspiracism. The ever-debated murder of JFK, followed by the scandal of Watergate, has embedded a peculiar admixture of cynicism and gullibility in Western political culture. Conspiracy theories are comforting, a salve to disappointment and insecurity in which failure and pain can be blamed on the hidden hand. Otherwise inexplicable events are rendered reasonable. Hillary Clinton accused a “vast right-wing conspiracy” for her travails, just as Mr Al Fayed attacked a slew of enemies to assuage his grief and anger.
Yet much of the theorising around Diana's death could have been nipped in the bud by a more open French approach to the initial investigation. With little official information to oppose the flood of speculation and bad reporting, guesswork and gossip flourished unchecked. If ever a case demanded openness, light and public scrutiny, it was this. Instead, the French investigators worked in the dark and in silence, treating a matter of overwhelming public interest as a secret.
By the time Mr Stéphan finally delivered his vast report, it was too late. Every attempt to stem the tide of uninformed conjecture prompted accusations of a cover-up. In the wake of Lord Stevens of Kirkwhelpington's inquiry, which interviewed 300 witnesses, we now have the the current inquest that has so far cost £6 million in an attempt to “confirm or allay public suspicion”.
One French judge, one ex-policeman and now a British coroner have all tried to force the death of Diana back into the realm of reality. The only person capable of doing that, however, may be a 14th-century English Franciscan friar and logician named William of Okham.
“Occam's razor” is the logical principle that as few assumptions as possible should be made about any given phenomenon. At its simplest, it means: “All other things being equal, the simplest solution is the best.” Occam's razor is thus the metaphorical tool used to slice away spurious arguments and theories.
The simplest and earliest explanation of what happened to Diana was always the best, but French secrecy and slowness ensured that, after a decade, the case still bristles with uncertainty, recrimination and doubt.
In the hothouse of the internet, planted by amateur sleuths, nourished by rumour and half-digested information, the weeds of conspiracy have been allowed to bloom and cross-fertilise all over the Princess's grave. It is time, finally, to wield Occam's lawnmower.

Ben Macintyre is Writer at Large for The Times and contributes a regular Friday column. His earlier roles at The Times include being editor of the Weekend Review, parliamentary sketchwriter and bureau chief in Washington and Paris. He has also published a number of historical non-fiction books
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Come on! It's not the French it's you, the press, that are to blame. Diana sells newspapers. ....just keep the conspiracies coming and boost the circulation. Ker-ching!!
Janet, London,
There are too many questions unanswered concerning Diana`s death.
No pictures in the tunnel or on route, yet 1/4 hr earlier a speeding ticket was issued to a tunnel driver.
why embalm-cover up-? pathologists refuse to be questioned.
Henri Paul,, no more drunk than thousands of drivers who
arrive safely after a couple at the weekend, and he a qualified
pilot-luckily the world saw his demeanour at the hotel.
Diana, bred heir and spare,title removed. termed a loose cannon, ostracised by the royal family and naturally bitter.
Loved by the world` media,, her marrying and bearing a
muslim child would receive untold publicity resulting in the royals being ignored.
That was not acceptable considering how royal appearances and their publicity is used to assist governing the UK, by all parties.
john argyle, plymouth, uk
I dont think that quicker proceedings would have made any difference. What chance is there when you have an ego maniac Al Fayed who thinks that he is SO important that the Royal Family and Security Services have nothing better to do than target his previously anonymous son, combined with a British Public who are obsessed to the point of hysteria with a young woman who they had never met. Far better to have a nice juicy scandal to make life interesting than the obviously mundane explanation. The best and most realistic soap opera and better than any reality TV for the couch potatoes. Just wait for the film rights !!
Carol, Leicester, UK
I don't know how Mr Fayed can obtain closure but this public display he has brought can perhaps provide some insight for those who might have wondered whether there was any substance to his claims. He is searching for answers to one of life's perennial questions and we should not diminish the depth of grief of those who lose children of any age. Nevertheless, he has embarrassed himself and damaged the memory of those he sought to redeem.
Sean Cook, MD, San Antonio, Texas
The judge isn't having much success trying to get journalists to stop giving their opinions on whether this was an accident or not...
Inge Jones, London, UK
If you have a character like Fayed whose background is soaked in mystery, no amount of French transparency would
have satisfied. The French did a thourough job. Conspiracy theories were generated mostly by Fayed aided by the British press. We know know how hollow this theory is as Fayed produced not even a single evidence. He wanted a stage to rant and he did it. You could go on holding enquiries after enquiries until this millennium is passed. The truth is that a drunk driver killed three passengers who did not wear seat belts when he creashed his car in a tunnel.
Gary Smith, LONDON,
You honestly think that if there had been a swift report that all the conspiracy theorists would have been satisfied and that would have been the end of the affair? The report may have taken time to complete and been carried out in secrecy but the French had no reason for a cover up, unlike the Dreyfus affair which you allude to. This was a high profile case and inevitably it took a long time to complete the investigation. Yet Mr Al Fayed, who to my knowledge has not produced a shred of evidence to support his theories, refused to accept it. Why?
It most probably was an accident, but it cannot be proven with absolute certainty and thus it leaves room for speculation, especially when it is about the death of an iconic figure. It has nothing at all to do with the French.
charles, london, england
If, for arguments sake, there was something fishy about the accident, and those killed did not include someone who had a billionaire father, then what?
All those blaming Mr. Al Fayed are forgetting one very important thing.
If a British Citizen dies in a foreign country, due to unnatural causes, there is a legal requirement to have a Coroners Inquest in this country.
Why has it taken over 10 years for this to take place?
A Coroners Inquest should have taken place fairly shortly after the accident. All Mr. Al Fayed has done is to force the Authorities to comply with British Law - i.e. hold a Coroners Inquest!
Charles Knightsbridge, Liverpool, England
If only, if only, if only...................Ah! the 20-20 vision of hindsight. Time for everyone to let go now and let the dead rest in peace.
Pat Murray, Luton, UK
I want my money back !!!!
Whens the refund?
David, London,
My guess is that this was no accident; but I doubt it was ordered by any member of the Royal Family. The murder of Thomas à Becket in 1170 (by knights of Henry II) springs to mind. There is always a killer in the background, waiting for a chance to use his skills to a reasonable purpose; and whoever organised it, would have used unidentifiable contractors. I doubt anyone is wasting court time.
Howard, Johannesburg, RSA
Tom: spot on.
Mark, Glasgow,
Haha Tanguy /agree
Julien Gaucherot, Brussels, Belgium
Speculation is inevitable, as you admit, but but we cannot be sure of nothing in this case. Why Diana was embalmed in Paris? This is strangest point for me. Usually do French hospitals embalm foreign citizens dead in Paris? Don't blame
French, blame who gave the order to embalm Diana. It's easy to gave the guilt to the drunk driver, to the stupid Dodi, to the same Princess, but who gave the order to embalm Diana?
betty, turin,
Had the investigation been speedier, Mr MacIntyre, all other thing beeing equal, it would have been blamed as too speedy and, consequently, dashed, by the same hysterical papersellers who now get their pockets pretty full since 1997 with tales of conspiracy.
Are the French to be blamed because the English love beeing told fairy tales ending as Spy movies ?
Or blame Mercedes that doesn't make cars that can be driven when you're drunk !!?
Jibus, Avignon, France
I agree, everyone should just believe everything the government tells them. Life would be so much easier that way.
Arthur, Newcastle,
I blame the press. If the press stopped banging on about the death of Diana the whole roundabout would stop. I suspect that the majority of people in the country don't really care about the outcome of the current enquiry as we rightly concluded within days of the accident that it was just that, an accident. Ever sinec then it has been about selling papers.
Tom, Bristol,
1/ You can't prevent conspiarcy theories from emerging
2/ Al Fayed is to be blamed along with journalists (who are making enough publishing about it 10 years later)
3/ Significant amount of French tax payers' many went into this investigation, which rightly concluded it was an accident
So don't unfairly blame the French
Quentin, Paris, France
It is probably going to rain next week somewhere in England.
Blame the french Mr Macintyre .
TANGUY, COGNAC, France
Most people have already formed their conclusions about what happened long before the outcome of this inquest. I doubt whether any findings from the inquest will change anyone's mind. But the question that need to answer is not the manner in which the French conducted its investigation, the question should be why there had not been an open, transparent and speedy inquest in 1997. Isn't it, Ben?
Charles, Hong Kong,
Not fair on the French. There system generally works well, as does our ours. But neither was devised to cope with this sort of thing. One cannot devise procedures on the basis that a divorced Royal, with world wide fame, might be die in this manner, and have a very rich person determined to air an implausible scenario.
If there had been a speedy report it would have been dismissed by those given to fantasy as too quick and a cover up!
All authorities, officials, and the Royal Family were in a "no-win" position on this from the start. As they are all still.
If the inquest finds for accidental death there will be those who will say it just goes to show how clever the conspirators are, and how the Court officials were in on the cover-up.
One possible change is that cost orders should be awarded against those bringing implausible "evidence".
Michael Corby, London, England
Okay as far as it goes, but you're reckoning without the antics of a billionaire fantasist and the fact that simple solutions don't generate much copy. However quickly the French had responded, we'd still have faced this farce; look at the drivel that was already being voiced on the day of the woman's funeral.
If anyone's to blame, it's the Government and judiciary for pandering to this nonsense.
Ken Leyland, Liverpool, U.K.