Ben Macintyre
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Mrs Mortimer's odyssey was truly remarkable - between 1849 and 1854, she published three volumes of travel writing, covering Europe, Asia, Africa and the Americas, each larded with her own special brand of disdain. The Portuguese “the clumsiest people in Europe”; the Welsh “not very clean”; the Zulus “a miserable race”.
Favell Lee Mortimer held her Victorian readers spellbound with her colourful descriptions of foreign lands and their benighted inhabitants. But what made Mrs Mortimer's attitude to foreign countries even more extraordinary was that she had never been to any of them. Mrs Mortimer wrote her entire travelogue from her drawing room in England. Apart from a childhood trip to Paris and Brussels, she never set foot outside this country and had no wish to - already convinced, as she was, that abroad was full of all those clumsy, unhygienic and unhappy foreigners.
Mrs Mortimer's spiritual heir is the former Lonely Planet writer Thomas Kohnstamm, who cheerfully admitted this week that he had written a section of the Colombia guide without having visited the country. Bogus travel writing has a long and inglorious history, but in another way Kohnstamm is representative of a wider and more modern malaise: writers reviewing books they have not read, politicians claiming to have braved dangers they never faced, novelists depicting places they have not seen, memoirists describing a past that never happened, journalists making up stories about people that never existed, and, most pernicious of all, writers simply cutting and pasting words they have not written.
In most cases this is not active deception, but rather a strange cultural blurring of truth and fiction, the confusion of first-hand knowledge with second-hand electronic cuttings, the elision of personal experience with a reality borrowed or imagined from elsewhere.
This is the victory of information over experience. In Wiki-world, where so much semi-reliable information is available at the push of a button, there is no need to see something first-hand in order to be able to describe it with conviction and authority. A comparison of Paris guidebooks reveals entire chunks of identical text for some tourist spots: why actually visit somewhere to find out what it is like when one can merely paste together a version of reality?
Hillary Clinton's embarrassed writhings after it was revealed that she had not actually come under sniper fire in Bosnia in 1996 are emblematic of this strange melding of fact and imagination. In her own mind Mrs Clinton did not lie, or even exaggerate, but rather “misspoke”. Appropriating the broader reality of a situation for political gain was nothing more than a “minor blip”.
At all levels of the culture, the ability to spin a good yarn is valued more highly than its veracity. Novelists, of course, can make up whatever they like, but I could not help feeling oddly cheated to discover that Stef Penney, the prize-winning author of The Tenderness of Wolves, had set that novel entirely in Canada without ever seeing the place.
Far more damaging is the spate of misery memoirs depicting various degrading aspects of human behaviour - drug addiction, alcoholism, abuse, poverty - that are really novels, or at best novelised reality.
Even more worryingly, it seems that most readers do not really care whether the horror is true or not: voyeurs would rather not know that the whole thing is merely an act, a simulacrum of reality.
The plagiarism of words is a familiar crime, but the plagiarising of experience is something more subtle, and far harder to detect. “I never read a book before reviewing it,” declared Sidney Smith. “It prejudices a man so.” There is now an entire literary subculture devoted to the art of not-reading books, but pretending to have done so.
In his recent book How to Talk about Books You Haven't Read, the professor of French literature Pierre Bayard offered a complete guide for literary charlatans.
OK, I admit that I have not read all of Professor Bayard's book, but what I did read was both ironic, in that slightly baffling French way, and deeply depressing, since it accepted as axiomatic that no one would ever want to read a challenging book for pleasure when a six-word crib, or a quick skim, will do the trick.
There is even a new word for this sort of fakery: “truthiness”. Coined by the American television comedian Stephen Colbert, truthiness describes anything that a person claims to know intuitively without regard to actual experience, evidence or the facts. In Colbert's words: “We're not talking about truth, we're talking about something that seems like truth - the truth we want to exist.” When Mrs Clinton remembered dodging the bullets in Bosnia, she was indulging in truthiness, adopting an experience she wanted to be true.
Whenever a politician claims to be speaking “from the heart”, he or she is likely to be expressing truthiness more than truth. The row over James Frey's partly invented memoir A Million Little Pieces was an object lesson in truthiness, and the danger of melding fact and fiction.
When Thomas Kohnstamm wrote about the sights of Colombia without seeing them, his descriptions were not exactly untrue, merely exercises in truthiness. Does it need to be said that there is no substitute for reading the book, or describing the beauties of Colombia from first-hand? A non-fiction memoir that tells the truth, rather than a truth the author has wished into words, packs an emotional punch that is the equal of the greatest fiction.
Mrs Mortimer's crime was not just to be an armchair travel writer who imagined a world she never visited; it was not just that she saw that imaginary world through a thick veil of ignorance and prejudice. Mrs Mortimer's problem was that by relying on truthiness, she managed to get her view of the world consistently, vividly and hilariously wrong.
Ben Macintyre is Writer at Large for The Times and contributes a regular Friday column. His earlier roles at The Times include being editor of the Weekend Review, parliamentary sketchwriter and bureau chief in Washington and Paris. He has also published a number of historical non-fiction books
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Mrs Mortimer had an illustrious successor in the inimitable Bruce Chatwin, whose anecdotes must be taken with huge dollops of salt. But there was always a charm to "Billy Liar".
Sanjiva Prasad, New Delhi, India
The Thomas Kohnstamm story has been spun to be something it isn't. Mr Kohnstamm wrote for the Lonely Guide series, producing the sections on the history of each place. He didn't write any of the "this is a good restaurant" parts, that should have required him to actually visit.
Phil, London,
Global warming - No. Not the biggest scam at all at all and if it helps reduce waste it is a very good scam thats good BUT IS IT A SCAM?
Then there are the scams that rely on the media for not telling the truth.
On the true scams, there is the one on fat being bad for you and the French paradox. I can never understand how otherwise normally intelligent beings ever allowed that to fly. But you see it every day in the supermarkets - low fat this and low fat that.
And the most dangerous. Probably cholesterol. It is the most prolific money spinner that Big Pharma has ever had. And backed by HUGE ADVERTISING BUDGETS. As it becomes more and more evident that cholesterol is the innocent mathematical correlation they move to LDL, then to HDL/LDL ratios and so on.; all mathematical correlations. And the real truth is that statins work as anti-inflammatories like aspirin; the cholesterol busting is incidental, vide the recent Merck study on Vytorin (ENHANCE).
M. Cawdery, Portadown, Co. UK, EU.
Am I the only one who see irony in a journalist criticising those who write about things they have not seen?
jon livesey, Sunnyvale, CA/US
Have you read Mrs Mortimer's books?
Ronan, Ireland,
The BBC for one seems to have abandoned any interest in the truth as being basically irrelevant besides inconvenient. That is to say, apart from the indisputable original fact, such as an actual car bomb. Thereafter, on the understanding that most things are uncertain and subject to interpretation, it provides whatever account suits its position of the moment. In a sense this is the basis of PC, which could stand for partly correct.
Henry Percy, London, UK
A culture that has little use of truth will find that history has little use for it.
Gary Lafferty, Sheffield,
"I could not help feeling oddly cheated to discover that Stef Penney, the prize-winning author of The Tenderness of Wolves, had set that novel entirely in Canada without ever seeing the place."
Why, for heaven's sake? A novelist is someone who creates a believable world. It may be co-located with the real world, sharing the physical space of this country or that; but it may equally be set in the centre of the earth or in outer space, seen through the eyes of humans or animals, exist in the past, the present or the future. A novel is an imaginative construct, not an eye-witness report (although as in Defoe's Journal of the Plague Year, it may pose as one)..
Michael Storey, Buckden, England
What's wrong with "novelists depicting places they have not seen"? Fiction is supposed to be made up.
Sebastien, Valbonne, France
Do truthiness and toothiness go together with successful politicians? To disguise incompetence? If only our ignorant leaders would spend a few hours each day on the web, they might learn how to improve the lot of the citizens they purport to represent. Right now, let us hope that Brown and Darling are spending their down-time in foreign climes looking up 'finance' on Wikipedia. So when they return to dear old Blighty they can come like the Seventh Cavalry and save us from being scalped further by the banks.
john problem, winchester, uk
Two words - Marco Polo.
Ian Kemmish, Biggleswade, UK
To true, I have been following the coverage of the elections in Zimbabwe. While that is an extreme situation, what has been interesting is the amount of 'reconstituted' news, repeated over and over again, often days later, when it has been overtaken by events. The 'big names' in news are some of the worst culprits. They spend vast amounts of money recycling what amounts to gossip without the most basic of analysis or insight.
So what have I learned?
There is still a market for basic news which can be onsold.
There is still a market for a hub where citizen journalists can contribute. The model used to aggregate the information needs to be either editorial (and competent) or collective like Wikipedia where people can correct information.
Jo, Olney, UK
As I said to Neville Chamberlain, Munich is such a lovely place at this time of year as long as the Pacific fog banks don't obscure the view of Table Mountain.
Arundel, South Coast, UK
Wikipedia is the bane of my life. I cannot elaborate.
Robin Tudge, London,
Truthiness. Nice one. Try it on the Global Warming scare - the biggest and most successful scientific fraud in history - it fits well : "one can merely paste together a version of reality", "strange melding of fact and imagination", "the truth we want to exist".
Mike, Sydney, Australia