Ben Macintyre
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There is a certain sort of Englishman who, on seeing a man in a kilt, feels it incumbent on him to curl his stiff upper lip and point out that the wearing of tartan is nothing but a Victorian fad.
If that Englishman is feeling brave, he may go on to sneer that the entire system of clan tartans was invented in 1842 by a couple of fraudulent English brothers claiming to be grandsons of Bonnie Prince Charlie.
And if that Englishman is the late Hugh Trevor-Roper, a brilliant historian and champion lip-curler, he will write an entire book debunking Scottish mythology. Trevor-Roper died in 2003, but his assault on Scots myth-making, written almost 30 years ago, has just been published for the first time as The Invention of Scotland: Myth and History.
From a Scots point of view, it is Culloden, as three successive waves of cherished myth are brutally hacked down. First, historians are dispatched. Scots chroniclers, he says, simply filled in the gaps with heroic inventions of their own, tracing royal Scots lineage back to a Greek Prince, who married Scota, the daughter of an Egyptian Pharaoh.
Then literary types get skewered, as Trevor-Roper rehearses the tale of Ossian, the Gaelic bard whose verses were “discovered” in the 18th century, hailed as the work of “the Celtic Homer' and finally exposed as an elaborate hoax.
The final assault is sartorial: the kilt, he declares, was invented by a Lancashire industrialist for his Scots employees, while the system of tartan patterns was published in the invented Vestiarium Scoticum by the Sobieski Stuart brothers, born John and Charles Allen in Egham, Surrey.
With magnificent disdain, Trevor-Roper dismisses all this as the purest nonsense, the “replacement of history by myth”, romantic fantasy “thickened and prolonged by national pride and deliberate myth-making”. He is right, of course. Scottish myths are not true. But that is because they are myths: self-sustaining, fictionalised narratives about the past that a group adheres to as part of its collective identity. All societies nurture national myths, particularly small countries with powerful neighbours.
In Scotland, this means a heroic past of poets and warriors in natty knee-length tartan. In France they cling to Charlemagne, and the legends of the Revolution; “Let them eat cake,” Marie Antoinette said; except that she never did. Estonians exalt the myth of Kalevipoeg the giant, while Albanians recall the 15th-century warrior Skanderbeg, leaping from mountain to mountain on his charger, slaying Ottomans. William Tell, the 14th-century Swiss hero, shot an apple off his son's head, killed his Austrian oppressor and sparked the rebellion that led to the Swiss Confederation. He probably never existed, although 60 per cent of Swiss believe that he did.
We believe what we want or need to believe. In America that means Pocahontas, a future president who could not tell a lie and a Wild West image of true grit this is not true.
Trevor-Roper is dismissive of all this: “In Scotland, it seems to me, myth has played a far more important part in history than it has in England”. But that, it seems to me, is England's loss.
There are English myths, of course, but they lack the cultural purchase of other national fictions: Alfred and his cakes, Arthur and his knights, the promised land of Milton, the green and pleasant land of Blake.
H.G. Wells, observing Germans in lederhosen, was proud that England had no national dress, but it seems sad that the closest England gets to a collective outfit is a bowler hat, a hoody or a St George's cross T-shirt on football match days.
As the parts of the UK become ever more distinct, England seems to be searching for its own mythological figure. St George (who, if he existed, was probably born in Cappadocia, now part of Turkey) does not quite seem up to the job. Robin Hood is a hardy English myth, but, according to some historians, he may actually be Rabbie Hood, a Scot. His story, according to some, was adapted from that of William Wallace, or possibly Robin MacGilchrist, one of Wallace's chief lieutenants. If tartan was the invention of two likely Surrey lads, Lincoln Green might just owe its origins to an Argyllshire aristocrat.
Trevor-Roper derides the Scottish intelligentsia for clinging to the Ossian fraud and other elements of mythology to bolster an unconfident identity. But Scots believed in a fictionalised past because they wanted it to be true. Scottish historians have been long aware of the gap between mythological history and the real thing.
Sometimes myths have to be sustained by artificial means. Everyone in England knows that if ravens quit the Tower of London, the monarchy will crumble; fewer know that the ravens' wings are clipped.
It is human nature to believe what we fervently hope might be true, and to defend the version that we find most appealing. No historian knew this better than Trevor-Roper. In 1982 he set aside his demolition of Scottish mythology. A year later he authenticated the forged Hitler diaries.

Ben Macintyre is Writer at Large for The Times and contributes a regular Friday column. His earlier roles at The Times include being editor of the Weekend Review, parliamentary sketchwriter and bureau chief in Washington and Paris. He has also published a number of historical non-fiction books
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If William Tell did not exist what are the chances that Jesus Christ did?
haralambos, johannesburg, south africa
Eric Skelton - that all sounds v interesting. Where can I find out more? Thanks.
Graham Rounce, London, England
Massive danger exists in projecting present day nationalities back into a time when nation states did not exist. The 'English' did not fight 'Frenchmen' at Crecy or Agincourt. Historical wars largely involved gangsters fighting turf wars. Scottish gangsters resented the Kings writ, not Englishness
Eric Skelton, Cardiff, Wales
Dear me. Oh little Britain how could thee? After all is said we Yanks liked you better in your swaggering, stick putting about days. Its like you've just been told there is no Santa Claus. What now? Are you going to collapse into a heap and throw a magnificent culture and language to the wolves?
geoff bob, miami, usa
Surely the point is that the English are realists and don't need or much care for myths , "national dress" or "saints"?
It is surely childish in the extreme to suggest that one country's myths are better than anothers. What sort of adult cares?
A myth is a myth. Or not to a jaundiced Scot?
Bob, Essex, England
Thats funny Ifan, Wales didnt exist then! a mixed bunch of tribes were pushed into the area now know as Wales. Only people with 'short man' syndrome' care so mush as to need myths to give them confidence. Whereas me myself know that God is an Englishman so I have no need of mythical crutches!
Andy, London,
Most Scots leave myths in the past where they belong, with the truth about Richard the Lionheart, et al.
And criticism from a country where the most recognisable national dress is often a derivative of the jailers' unifrom at the national political prison - the beefeaters and tower yeomanry!!!
KR, Stockport (nee Fife),
Modern tartans are only 150 years old but, 150 years is surely long enough to be come traditional - universal suffrage is a great and cherished british tradition yet it's no where near that old. How old does something have to be to be called 'traditional'?
JM, brighton, england
So what?
One cannot help but wonder at what motivated Trevor-Roper to attempt a cultural assasination of the Scots; envy perhaps?
Jack, Salisbury, England
"History is history - be it fact or fiction"
There are no truer words.
John Smith, London, UK
If every one of us Englishman complained like the Scots when a criticism of our culture, politics and history was made I'd be eternally embarrassed. It's deafening. Imagine what would happen if they focused their energies into their own national development rather than blaming others. Come on Argies
James Cullup, Oxford,
Tartan kilts are a myth?
No mention of "Nessie" though.
What about Irn Bru?
Rod, San Diego, USA
A slightly London-centric article that fails to appreciate that most Scots are well aware of who invented the kilt and the clan tartan system, but still cherish them anyway.
Dave, Edinburgh, UK
If I can read works I KNOW to be fiction and be uplifted, who am I to criticise a nation's legends and myths? Spend less time slamming other people's stories and more time living up to your own, folks.
Michael, Pueblo, Colorado, US
Does everything is Scotland have to be referenced to England or the English. Be proud of what you are.
Jason White, Paris,
According to the DNA experts, the origins of the British people are traced or connected to the Phoenicians. This being the case the British Israelite theory demands further research. The connections are strong, and anchored in the principals of the Hebrew Bible. Fact not myth. Colorful too.
Ilan Efrati, Gamla, Israel
What a pathetic whine.
Taking affront is something so many Scots are good at, and I should know, I married one!
Andy, Plymouth, England
Myths can have value. I spent a most enjoyable afternoon at the Highland Games in Blair Atholl a few weeks ago. My American friend was entranced. The event may be ultimately without foundation, but what of that? The tradition is real enough, and so is the pleasure it brings.
Norman, Anstruther, UK
I think that knowing the history behind the story/tradition is very interesting. I'm English and am perfectly happy to acknowledge that Arthur and Robinhood were not historical people however that shouldn't detract from them being defining English stories.Be proud & enjoy it regardless of historians
Jo, London,
Scots with chips on their shoulders? Yes indeed there are plenty and a rum lot they are. I do think they are diminishing though, and I'm not so sure about the English with the same problem. Your powerful nieghbour is Europe and surely even your tabloid papers bring shame to the nation.
Craig Thomson, Edinburgh, UK
"It is human nature to believe what we fervently hope might be true, and to defend the version that we find most appealing."
- but so often we fail to recognise what we are doing and this attitude can sustain ignorance, hatred, hideous ideologies and war. Better to grow up out of stories I think.
DW, Beijing, China
Trevor-Roper set up straw men to knock them down. Most Scots knew these facts already. However, our identity is not based solely on myths. Worse, Mr Roper attacked our history by attacking medieval historians rather than debate with modern scottish academics. Arrogance or intellectual laziness?
Charles Addison, Glasgow,
Anyone who can read Gaelic poetry of the mid-18th c. and before knows that there did exist heroic warriors, bagpipes, plaids etc. long before Victorian Brigadoonery took hold. And the fraud of Ossian in no way negates the genuine oral tradition of Gaelic stories and songs that lasts to this day.
Neil, Cape Breton, Canada
Richard, London.
I am a Scottish nationalist and couldn't agree more with your comment. I despair at some of the comments from fellow Scots sometimes and wish that people would lose the chip and celebrate their own self worth. You don't have to be anti- English to be pro-Scottish.
David Craig, Glasgow, Scotland
You English and Scots can fight it out. HANDS OFF ARTHUR !!
JP, Caerleon, Wales
Scottish national identity is defined by its opposition to England. To be Scottish, is to be anti-English. Take away England and there is nothing left.
Tom Wright, London, UK
"There are English myths, of course, but they lack the cultural purchase of other national fictions:"
Oh really? How about the English themselves as Anglo-Saxons. No such race ever existed and therefore did not ethnically cleanse Celts out of England who were only ever in Cornwall anyhow..
John, London, UK
English myths are just that: Myths. We enjoy them but (here's the important bit): We know they're not true!
Some peopel actally like to have vaguely accurate history - regardless of whether its nationalistically uplifting or not.
British (yes, British, not English) history isn't pretty. Deal.
Richard, Leighton Buzzard, UK
Here we go again. Why can't Scots people write in praise of their own country without feeling the need to denigrate England?
One thing that is not a myth is the inferiority complex that some Scots seem to have which they insist on blaming on the English. Surely its time to get over it?
Anna, Peterborough, England
The biggest myth in Scotland, is that it would be an Utopia; a perfect state, except for the English. Every single thing that detracts for perfection in Scotland can be made the fault of the English.
Does a lot of damage both sides of the border, does this myth.
Andrew Forbes, Thames Ditton, Surrey
"Arthur and his knights"
Arthur and Excalibur first appears in Welsh mythology before being mixed with some French grail stories.
Ifan, Aberystwyth, Wales
The myths of Scotland and Ireland are all about grudge, vendetta and a chip on the shoulder. They would do well to adopt some more inspiring myths.
John Ledbury, Kings Lynn, England
Some of the biggest myths surround the US revolution eg Americans against the tyranny of the (outsiders) British (The British are coming etc). All Founding Fathers were British, practically everyone on the day of Independence was British, over 85% of these were from or descended from Britain etc
David Cartright, Birmingham, UK/US
What of the myth of the Scottish Bagpipes? They originate from the North-West Frontier-Kashmir region of Pakistan.
Indeed, the English language is a mixture of foreign languages: French, Germanic, Greek, Arabic, Indian etc the word pukka is an Urdu word meaning solid or firm and not cockney at all.
Haris Choudary, Oxford, UK
"There are English myths, of course, but they lack the cultural purchase of other national fictions: Alfred and his cakes, Arthur and his knights, the promised land of Milton, the green and pleasant land of Blake."
Are you kidding? Right there you name myths far superior to those of the Scots!
John Bargh, Salford, Gtr Manchester, United Kingdom
Arthur wasn't English.
ben foster, Wokingham,
History ,is often written and re-writen by the victor. Reality, speaks for itself. Scotland's history, like it's geography is always founded in reality. Scotland's history like it's geography will always be prominant because Scotland will It is alway above England.
Henry MacGowan, Glasgow, Scotland
You sound like another Scot with a chip on his shoulder - change the record. I have far more respect for a country that doesnt spend 90% of its time bleating on about its neighbour and would just grow into its own clothes graciously.
Richard, London, England