Camilla Cavendish
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Why don't we lock up the Cabinet for 42 days? That would stop them spending our money. I was talking to an education spokeswoman last week about the decline in the rigour of GCSEs. She replied, as if it answered the question, that Ofqual had just been set up to monitor exams. What's happened to the Qualifications and Curriculum Authority, I asked. It used to do that. The QCA's still there, she said. I felt like handing myself in to Oftrolley.
It's not just the cash. Every new agency, every new initiative, nudges down the ratio of normal citizens to busybodies. Britain is starting to feel like a nation of traffic wardens. The mentality of officialdom is increasingly malevolent.
A week ago a senior businessman whom I know was shocked to be treated like a criminal by British Transport Police at the Gare du Nord in Paris. Clutching a business-class Eurostar ticket but unable to find the right queue, he ducked under a barrier. The CCTV chirruped. “Sit down!” screamed a policeman. “Give me your passport!” My friend tried to explain. No one listened. “You have no right!” shouted a hatchet-faced woman, also British, in an unreadable uniform.
Five minutes later the officer returned, all smiles. My friend's knighthood had done the trick. But, as he says, it shouldn't have. Such people should never be so rude to any taxpayer who pays their salaries.
I agree, having recently been humiliated by a screeching official at Victoria station. Taller than me, he called for “back-up” on his walkie-talkie because I, with my two small children and our heavy bag, was “obstructing” an empty walkway. We were there because my husband had gone to buy tickets for a train that we were going to miss after Screecher Man had refused our pleas to let us pay on board.
It was his cold hatred that unnerved me, and the acute pleasure he took in making us miss our train. We weren't trying to slip unnoticed across an international border. We were catching the 14.32 to Sutton.
We have become objects of suspicion to institutions that used to make us feel secure: banks, councils, the police. In turn, we distrust them.
A report by Harriet Sergeant for Civitas describes the recent jump in complaints by law-abiding people against the police. A 19-year old student was arrested and detained for five hours for holding a Tube lift door open with his foot. A man was nicked for pulling over to answer a phone call. Each example sounds silly, tabloid. But there are too many to ignore. Surrey Police's recent decision to abandon box-ticking is a measure of their concern about the corrosion of their relationship with the public.
A year ago a respected group of midwives, obstetricians and researchers called the Association for Improvements in the Maternity Services wrote to the Chief Medical Officer, Sir Liam Donaldson. Their letter said that “there is now no health professional, or official help line that parents feel they can safely ask for help”. They described people who avoid health visitors, because they see them as “health police”. They told of mothers with postnatal depression who will not go to the doctor for fear of alerting social services. They said that an increasing number of children are taught at home because “the educational system is now seen as part of the surveillance process”. Their letter made 15 points, many devastating.
Did Sir Liam question such alarming evidence? Did he ask for more detail? Did he launch an inquiry into whether the joining up of childrens' services is breaking trust between parents and professionals?
No. He thanked them for the letter - two months later. He said that he shared many of their concerns. And he said how lucky they were that the Department for Children, Schools and Families had been set up.
That was Standard Reply 1: “Not my responsibility.” Standard Reply 2 is: “Thanks for your letter, but things are getting better: let me tell you about them at length, even though they don't relate to your concern.” I don't know if there is an SR3, but it is becoming increasingly difficult to get any sense out of Whitehall.
Many of us have complained about the lack of “joined-up government”. Now we are seeing the disadvantages of read-across. The Children's Database, which will contain the personal details of every child, is justified on the grounds that it will make children safer. An absurd claim, given the number of people who will be able to use it at will. Who will be responsible for inputting information on “difficulties in the parents' relationship”, and “ways in which the family's income is used”? The latest proposal by Home Office officials, to hold every telephone call and e-mail in the UK, described as a “crucial tool” for protecting national security and preventing crime, is wholly disproportionate.
Each new measure is justified in the same way - you have nothing to fear if you have done nothing wrong, But that is no longer true. We have everything to fear from a State that has lost all sense of proportion. In a free society, rights and laws protect people from the government. In a tyranny, rights and laws protect government from the people. Often, the first thing I've seen when visiting tyrannies are unpleasant and swaggering officials trying to impound my passport. I don't want to see them at the Eurostar.
What irks me most is that “they” don't know us, only our data. Getting to see my GP requires tenacious redialling and extended grovelling. An appointment lasts seven minutes. But the practice regularly writes to query my children's vaccinations. They seem unable to accept that these are done by my father-in-law. That doesn't fit their box.
One day, I fear, they'll compare notes with Victoria station Screecher Man: “Subversive... wild-eyed... suspiciously large handbag.” If “incitement to hatred by officials” becomes an offence, I'll be first to go down. Let's not get that far.
Camilla Cavendish has been a McKinsey management consultant, an aid worker, and CEO of a not-for-profit company. She is now a leader writer and columnist on The Times
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I attended my thirteen weeks as a jobseeker interview the other day. My interviewer told me that he had got his present job quickly, following his own redundancy from the CSA. And it hasnt the glory of working for the CSA, he said.
Werent the CSA hated by everyone? I enquired.
Yes, but they had to be nice to me because I was the end of the line for them.
Ray, Chorley, Lancashire
Camilla, The pen is mightier than anything else. So let's have more derisive examples of Big Brother in action please.
Modern Times in Mudshires is a blog that documents just one person's daily experiences of officialdom. The Times needs to do something similar - daily ! It's destroying our lives
roderick, horsham, sussex
If terrorists and criminals were as effectively , documented, controlled and policed as we ordinary taxpaying citizens - we would have no problems.
Alan Trent, London,
The 7/7 bombers show that 'the terrorists' are home grown taxpaying citizens. This is not strangers from 'over there'
Bill Green, Birmingham, UK
I belive these people are Cilvil or Public Servants.. but it seems as if they haven't been told who it is they're supposed to serve.
"Who will protect us against the protectors?"
Plato's Socrates in The Republic
Matt, St Albans, Herts
What we have here are two monsters of modern society, the up-start official fed a diet of rigid process management and the urban mother bear cum pushy parent. I dare say that if you were not so well educated and perhaps wore cheap jewellery and fake designer sports ware this confrontation would have ended in violence.
Wolfie, Toulouse, France
It was bound to happen in an establishment led society.
This country is not interested in its people
I am writing this from Hol in France
Up the Republics!
John, N Yorks,
'Why don't we lock up the Cabinet for 42 days?'.........ah bliss!
Shirley Bowen, Blackpool, UK
Interesting article. Funny, isn't it, that Hong Kong, part of what is claimed in this country to be an oppressive totalitarian dictatorship, is now a more pleasant place to live than here? You will note that Margaret Tallon is one of the few people prepared to add more than a nickname to a posting.
Steve Evans, Argyll,
I could agree with you if it was said that Britain is a nation of politicians - an over represented feather bedded bunch and the root cause of many of its ills.
So, treat the disease, not the symptoms.
Terry, L'Absie, France
I was stopped on my bicycle the other day by an animated wpc . My name and address were carefully recorded. My crime? I had changed direction on my bike. Yes! I was cycling in one direction, I then decided to cycle in another direction. That was enough to be investigated for suspicious behaviour.
Raymond, Somerset,
Have to agree with the article. After 4 or so years living in London, I just couldn't handle the feeling of being controlled. Work, queues, transport, night clubs, pretty much everywhere.
Great people though, pity about the world wealth HQ police state.
Rudy , Joburg, SA
At last a journalist has spoken out against bureaucracy in its fullest sense of 'rule by unelected officials'.
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<br/>It doesn't seem to matter which party's in power we still get more of it.
Colin Parker, SAFFRON WALDEN,
If the time was any sort of paper at all this would be on the front page its so perfectly catches the mood of the country, we need you our public voice to stand up for as and hold the govermetn to acount it shame they even have the times running scared these days.
Mr w Jones, Liverpool, England
Roland, Budapest: The problem is that we British have not been invaded for centuries. Most of Europe was invaded in the past century and there are many still alive in several countries who can remember exactly the rapes, the murders as they happened. Continental Europe knows how valuable freedom is.
Mike Mitchell, Spalding, England
I've had the "I'll have you arrested for ducking the barrier".Empty arrivals hall and a 20 yr old college dropout with a chip on her shoulder bigger than the radio she was frantically trying to call for "backup".
Best thing to do is to say nothing and demand their supervisor. I'm glad I left the UK
clark, Glasgow, scotland
At last a sensible editorial. I left the UK last year because of these and much more similar experiences. The UK is no more a 'society' it has degraded to the level of individual survivalistic rats trapped in the same experimental maze. 9mths away from UK and I again think clear and have bright eyes
Rod McLeod, Ostrava, Czech republic
Britain has become a nation of busy bodies that blindly follow instead of disputing or protesting against the idiotic and anally retentive.
Chantel , Wales,
I've been watching the re-run of 'Secret Army' on Freeview. Set in Nazi occupied Belgium, it doesn't seem as remote as it used to.
Barry, London,
when you give bullys power then youcan bet they will want more and will abuse and use that power at every given chance.england is no longer free and until we the people fight back and get rid of the bullys it won,t be.
brian rice, halifax, england
I do believe that Russia could learn a great deal from our country, in spying and devious doings
victor arram, westcliff,
Just to clarify on Ofqual. It is in fact a separation of the regulatory division within QCA to becoming an independent body. The main difference between QCA and what Ofqual will be is that QCA is a body for governments bidding whereas Ofqual will be independent. And its extra cost is taken from QCA.
QCA, London, UK
I work in a government dept. and have seen first hand the depth of beaurocracy and useless regulations the government has introduced. There's a process and committee for everything. They have condemed and are soon to remove our (perfectly well working and functional) toaster as it has been deemed a health and safety hazard. We as a nation should all beware the hazards of cooked bread. And you thought security was our only problem?
Brett, London,
If terrorists and criminals were as effectively , documented, controlled and policed as we ordinary taxpaying citizens - we would have no problems.
Alan Trent, London,
What happened to freedom? It is lost. This country is becoming more and more a police state. It has already become one. In 1688 the monarchy passed the power to the lords and parliament. Now they have to pass it on to the people. Enough of this authoritarian tyranny!
John Morgan, Old Stratford, United Kingdom
I entirely agree, but the only way to defeat this is to challenge these pompous imbeciles at every stage. Clog up the beauracracy with its own effluent. If you accede to them you only inflate their own sense of self-importance.
Adrian Ryan, Donegal, Ireland
T Coates - your (1) - (3) are exactly right. But I disagree with the psychologist comment. On the contrary, they are doing exactly what they need to do to stay in power in this most crassly undemocratic system - create legions of ZaNu Lab voters who owe their jobs to ZaNu Lab apparatchiks! Smart!
Jake, London, UK
How dare you question the thought police report to Room 101 imediately!!!
Dean, Southampton, England
I agree about the proliferation of quangos, lack of joined-up government etc. But I don't see why Camilla should include personal beefs about the way certain people were doing their jobs. By the way, there are 8 trains an hour to Sutton, why the rush? And I've never had to grovel to see my GP.
Barry, Wallington, UK
Excellent article! '1984 is a warning not a blueprint ' - our Government doesn't think so. I find it disturbing that these 'unpleasant and swaggering officials' often exist to 'protect' us from the Governments own failures. All this scrutiny at airports - how many fraudulent passports are issued?
Wyn, Liverpool, UK
T Coates well said. AKA Hegelian Dialectic: "in short, the critical process by which the ruling elite create a problem, anticipating in advance the reaction that the population will have to the given crisis, and thus conditioning the people that a change is needed" Oldest trick in the book.
Michael, London, England
These officials can be a force for good - they can ensure that you arnt blown up by terrorists, or penalised by thieves evading fares; they can ensure traffic moves freely.
For some reason though, many officials find it easier to abuse their power. Jobsworths have been around for decades, for ever.
Morris, Horsham,
I think we are getting a bit carried away here, ok the uk has become a bit of a nanny state and we must get shot of Brown but Id rather live in the uk or the us than anywhere else. If more of us actually voted ,then the politicians would be less in control. We have the best police force in the world
kenny livitt, hove,
It's funny to see that in a country, where Orwell lived and worked, people are still so ignorant, that they let their government do this (administration growing day by day, CCTV-s, enormous databases set up etc.)to them . Here at us it'd be just enough for a nice little riot. Revolt, people!
Roland, Budapest,
Every time on uniform I put, I get zis tremendous surge of power !!
Mautrice, Wiesbaden , Germany
All this surveillance must mean they have got something nasty lined up. The tension feels palpable when I alight each week at Paddington, but this may just be due to staff being unduly pressured by management. They all look totally worried all of the time. London is a real jolly treat these days.
Colin, Llandingat Without, Rural Wales
If you haven't already seen it I recommend watching Zeitgeist - a brilliant documentary on how the state wish to erode our civil liberties under the pretense of "protecting" us from terrorism.
Al Bloom, London, UK
Doctors get paid for every vaccine they administer. That's why they're wasting their publicly funded secretarial resource chasing you. I've always wondered what they do between the morning surgery and the 3 eve surgeries - they go home and put their feet up, apparently. For £100k + final salary pens
Pennie Bower, London,
On most public transport services it seems there is an institutional lack of respect for their customers. You probably made this mans day. Something for him to brag about to his colleagues after work in an otherwise boring day. Like the bus drivers who pump the brakes when you're on the stairs.
Harry Styles, London, UK
Politicians, of the current batch especially, suffer from personality traits which require them to (1) create a threat/excuse/need, (2) present the public with a solution to that need, and (3) take away personal liberty and taxes to implement that "solution". They need to see a psychologist.
T Coates, Ambelside, England
This is subversive literature that threatens the stability and security of the state. A Civil Enforcement Officer shall be along to take you to The Ministry of Justice for you to be processed.
David, Bradford, UK
Officialdom is taking over! Traffic Wardens no longer keep traffic moving, the means have become the ends. The NHS leaves top-up patients to die because they don't fit the rules. Local authorities no longer bother consulting residents. It's time to stop this madness and bring back common sense.
Steve, London, uk
This article should be used to train every single person whose salary is paid by the state. The heads of these organisations don't care because they don't have to care. Having locally elected Chief Constables would be a useful start.
John Williams, London,
I can only say that I am delighted, if surprised, to hear that station staff at Victoria are taking effective action against the many inconsiderate people who stand around in the middle of the walkways. I will, however, agree that the queues at the ticket office are a scandal.
Mike Scott, London,
I was reliably told recently that Gordon Brown was once a long term member of the Communist Party and still fundamentally holds these political views. If true, it explains everything and we all really should fear what he and his cohorts might do.
Peter, Genova, Italy
Once I attempted to list all the areas covered by regulatioins, motoring, refuse, building and on and on. After 5 minutes I had to give up - getting far too depressed. What can we do about it? We elect a government that does as this article states!
John, Worcester, England
I know that this is becoming a cliche - but re-read Orwell's 1984. Which social group suffers the most surveillance and oppression? Which social group gets left to their own devices? There in a nutshell you have New Labour's state. Joe Stalin would have been in awe.
Dave, Notts, UK
One of the best and most interesting articles I have read. We have recently spent 5 years in UK after 25 years in the Far East . We have returned to Hong Kong as we found ourselves very anxious and 'out of step' with current UK society. Officialdom in UK is very threatening.
Margaret Tallon, Hong Kong,
This article is right. We are law-abiding, middle-class, middle-aged, non-criminal inoffensive yet having been the victims of police intimidation and lies ( for which we later got a clearly insincere official apology, we now avoid the police at all costs and regard other officials with suspicion.
Jan Thomas, Nottingham, England
Britain has become intolerable to live in.Democracy is as good as dead.Central London has its army of different uniformed lackies all ready to hand out fines and ticlets at the drop of a hat.
One is not allowed to say anything for fear of being branded some sort of phobe.
James, Marbella, Spain
You have nothing to fear if you have done nothing wrong?
Many in Britain, are of the opinion that if you see or experience something that is wrong, whatever you do don't contact any authority. You will be the one who will be made to suffer and those 'seen' doing the 'wrong' will prosper! So Sad !
Tessa Boo, London,
What sort of personality signs on to be "Screecher Man" at Victoria? A fair minded individual with a sense of proportion for how utterly meaningless their job is? Or a petty nazi in waiting, ready to abuse their "power" over those who dare walk in the wrong PLACE!
Will, Leicester,
We live in an age where information is power. Those in power will always seek more power and control.
Nick Williams, Potters Bar, UK
This is a well thought out argument and you've picked a very apropriate time to make it. The machinations of the state have already gone too far. Our civil liberties are now being infringed by the very people we trust to protect them. The state needs to be rolled back now. It's already too Orwellian
ben, london, uk
Terrorism and crime may have kill hundreds of people since the beginning of this century but is only governments that have killed 100s of thousands and threatened there civil liberties Do what I do, have as little to do with the state as humanly possible. Bring on the liberal revolution.
Greg, Bristol,
You are far too late! The point of no return was passed long long ago.
nick white, rancho mirage , usa
I read an interview with Brown where he scoffed at libertarians; shows you everything you need to know about the man. His 'philosophy' is minimum personal freedom, maximum State control. He cannot see that when the State is made too big it becomes at best impotent, at worst malevolent.
James, Newcastle, UK
"So which country do you think will become a Police State first? The US or the UK?" "Keep your voice down, pilgrim."
Start compiling that, "Marked for Destruction" list for the post-revolution period. Only comes every 350-400 years, so no half-measures. Doesn't "Hate it and leave it" sound better?
Andrew Milner, Karuizawa, Japan
I live in the US and there are similarities here. I am not sure we are less free politically but what I see is a growing intrusion of government agencies into all aspects of our lives to "better" protect us from whatever. However we share the responsibility in how we vote and support politically.
Chris, Los Angeles, USA
My experience was: the train station's ticket office was shut. The ticket machine didn't work. I had no cash for the permit to travel. I know that "Revenue Protection officers" (sic?) patrol the platforms.
You'd think I was an armed robber.
D, Lonodn,