Daniel Finkelstein
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Congratulations, James Gordon Brown. For you were the Barclays Manager of the Month for September. I'm just sorry, as you opened the champagne, that no one reminded you of something every football fan knows. The Barclays Manager of the Month trophy comes with a curse.
I want to introduce you to some statistical work on the fortunes of Premier League gaffers. You see, I think it can help us answer a puzzling political question.
Back in the summer the media portrayed Mr Brown as a political demigod. Now he is written about as someone who would be lucky to win third prize in the East of England tiddlywinks competition. The standard narrative is that he changed. He started brilliantly, but when he called off the election, he lost his way. But is that really right? Perhaps the standard narrative is just a way for the media to get itself off the hook. Perhaps the truth is simply that the summer's reporting was hyperbolic nonsense.
And this matters. It matters because of the light it sheds on the coverage of politics and the light it sheds on what is really going wrong for Gordon Brown.
But first — the football. Every month, one Premier League manager is honoured for his team's performance. And most fans do not regard this as a blessing. They note that no sooner has the boss of their team been photographed with the trophy and a sheepish grin, than their side begins to lose. The curse of Barclays Manager of the Month strikes.
Now I am not a big one for curses normally, but this one? There's something in it. Here's how it works. The boss who wins the award does so because his team did better than anyone expected that month. This might indeed have been because his team had genuinely improved. However, that's not usually the reason for the run of good results. The reason is that victories and defeats come in clusters.
A team that have the ability to win 50 per cent of their games will not ordinarily do so by winning and losing alternate fixtures. They will win a few, lose a few, perhaps have a draw in the middle somewhere. And guess what happens to you if a cluster of victories happens to coincide with a calendar month? Come on down, manager of the month. The problem is that a cluster of defeats is quite likely to be on the way to even things out.
The whole idea of a manager of the month, in other words, is ridiculous. A few weeks is far too short a time to judge whether real improvement has taken place. And handing out a trophy for a cluster of victories shows a touching faith in the ability of people to change.
Forgive me switching sports for a moment. Over in America the baseball manager Billy Beane has built a successful team upon a recognition that players don't change. In Moneyball, his bestselling book on Beane, the journalist Michael Lewis records how most baseball managers ignore the flaws of promising youths because they think these flaws can be eliminated. Beane picks them knowing that he will have to live with their flaws. Players don't change.
The coverage of Mr Brown this summer made both these errors. It assumed, as the Barclays Manager of the Month does, that a cluster of victories is the same as a real improvement. And it demonstrated a touching, but misplaced, faith that politicians can simply change who they are and eliminate their flaws.
The result was a ridiculous overestimate of some fairly prosaic acts by the incoming Prime Minister. Did he deal with the terrorist attacks brilliantly? Not really. He didn't have all that much to do. Was his handling of the floods a triumph? Hardly. The Audit Commission has been damning about the inconsistent, badly targeted government assistance. Foot-and-mouth? I think it has to be a “no” on that one too. And coming back from holiday early was a good stunt but maybe even that wasn't smart. The man has looked exhausted ever since.
And now, in an attempt to make the narrative work, the summer's political genius has become winter's dunce. Nothing can go right for this comic character. Vince Cable captured this point and made people laugh when he said that the Prime Minister had within a few weeks turned from Stalin into Mr Bean. Witty. But honestly, how likely is it?
Gordon Brown has been a consistent character — his virtues and his defects. His brooding intelligence, his inability to make a decision, his relentless drive, his attachment to a closed clique. These things weren't going to change. He wasn't a new man in the summer and he isn't a dolt now.
Isn't this all just history? Not quite. The standard narrative rather underestimates the troubles facing Mr Brown. It describes his difficulties as a few extraordinary incidents hitting him in quick succession. That's something he can turn round once he catches his breath. But understand his difficulty as an underlying problem that existed in the summer and you see the hole that he is in.
People have turned against the Government not because it lost a couple of discs, but because people wanted change, felt Mr Brown might bring change and now feel that he won't. It is the long-standing disaffection with new Labour he is really suffering from.
What does this analysis tell us about the coverage of politics? That we are too inclined to ignore long-term trends because we are busy covering immediate incidents. That we are carried away with the idea that people change, merely because change makes a good story. That we often record the noise rather than the signal.
We are too inclined to believe that a week is a long time in politics. It isn't — any more than a month is a long time in football management.

Daniel Finkelstein is a weekly columnist and Comment Editor of The Times. His blog, Comment Central, is a personal round up of the best political opinion on the web. Before joining the paper in 2001, he was adviser to both Prime Minister John Major and Conservative leader William Hague
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Toyne O must be living in cloud cuckoo land if he thinks Labour run the economy efficiently. It has taken them longer to mess it up this time because it was left in a healthy position by those wicked Tories. Labour stands for ineptitude, bureaucracy and a bloated public sector,always has and always will.
Roger, Bexhill, England
Also, if a team is destined to win 50% of its games over the whole season, and it's just had a load of wins, then the chances are it's got more losses than wins to come, so the chances of a loss are more likely than the chances of a win...
Mark, Nottingham, UK
I am in full agreement with Mihael of London.
Here we go again - another cheap jibe at Gordon Brown, and of course the foot soldiers of the Right Wing English press.
Gordon remains a great statesman. He has integrity, conviction, intelect and good success record - most stable economy in western europe, low interest rate, low inflation, investment in NHS and the list goes on. That is not a myth, but fact, delivered through 10 year of competent leadership, discipline. For you conservatives the strong econolmy was not the behest of the the Tories, but sheer hardwork and discipline from a true servant of a country. Britain remains one of the most desirable places to do business. No flash, just get on with the job - that is Gordon. There are more challenges ahead for Britain. Gordon is by far the most consistent, experienced and disciplined of the lot to lead. Can plastic Cameron really deliver? proven record? Gordon's stock will continue to rise as people begin to unravel rightwing plot.
Tonye O, Dagety Bay, UK
I think Gordon Brown is finding out to his cost that being PM isn't as easy as he thought it was going to be
Richard, Bexhill, UK
Pleased to see that you gave Grim Gordon's other Christian Name, James, into the public domain. It may be yet another raw nerve in his psyche. I believe that James becomes corrupted in Scotland to "Wee Jimmy" or "Wee Jummy"; both of whch can be used in a derogatory manner.
Who will be the first to call him "Wee Jummy" in public?
W D Toulman , Walkington East Yorkshire, UK
Yes ,Mr Brown was Chancellor at a time of rising house prices which made a lot of people feel good. He used this time to make grave mistakes to Britain's economy.
He was unable,or unwilling,to see that the housing market balloon could not continue to rise forever,and that apart from the very short term,restrictions on lending and higher interest rates were required.
Blair too seemed blinkered,which did not help.
When one is doing well,it is easy to think the good days will never end.
Brown never had to take hard decisions.
He now has little room for manouvre,and I would think that his small minded way of thinking,obsession with detail,combined with his lack of true abilty and leadership characteristics will harm the UK.
Sad to say this about our leader, but the country deserves better.
nic, royan, france
God help us if there's a real crisis. The man at the top has to be able to lead.
Andy, Brighton, UK
There's nothing complicated about this. Brown has increased the public sector budget grotesquely with no visible improvement in public services. He was incredibly lucky to have expensive north sea oil, cheap chinese imports and a balanced budget from his predecessor. Now watch...
Steve, London,
The 'Golden Summer of Gordon Brown' peaked when large swathes of the UK were under water. Gordon's two left feet take on it was "No one could have forseen this."
Eh. But what about the environmental warnings for the last decade. Why wasn't he 'sussed' then?
Feu vert
Feu Vert, Rochester, Kent
As PM Mr Brown is indeed now hapless and added to the facts emerging, when his luck was in as Chancellor, he is on borrowed time.
We must never forget his bad mistakes with the ill-judged raid on pension schemes at number 1, and the badly judged selling of half of our gold reserves at number 2 - in time history will have a new less reverential view of his achievements.
He should never be PM, he should not have office and the sooner he goes the better. P L E A S E
Brian Butterly, Dorking, UK
For a long time I was under the impression that the reason Blair got the top job rather than Brown was because they agreed that whoever picked up the bill for their famous meal at the Granita Restaurant would have the first go.
Now I realise that it was because he just did not have the right qualities to be a Prime Minister. Add that to the growing realisation that he was a lucky but useless chancellor and his evident Scottishness in undevolved England and there is a strong chance that he may go down in the books as the worst since Jim Callaghan.
Dave, slough,
To S Gleadall
Being slightly pedantic myself, I have to point out that your logic is slightly flawed as you have not picked up on the slight but important difference between winning 50% of the games in a season and having a 50% chance of winning each game.
With the latter it is indeed like tossing a coin as you suggested. However with the former, which is what Mr Finkelstein suggested, it is more like drawing balls out of a bag. If you know that in a season you will win 50% of the matches then each win will correspondingly decrease the probability of the next match being won and conversely for losses.
While what you pointed out is, indeed, a common misconception, it isn't necessarily one that the author made. Sorry again for being pedantic.
David, London,
To S Gleadhall.
What you are saying is true in the example you are taking (tossing a coin). Each toss is independent of any other toss. The same applies to a lottery draw. Thus playing the same combination of numbers for years on end does not increase one's odds of winning.
However, in sport, psychology plays a part. If a team has a winning streak, players might start to feel insecure and this might sew the seeds of a few defeats.
I don't know if this analysis is relevant in the case of our masters in Whitehall though. Since they are control freaks, they would probably want to rig the lottery-drawing machine to achieve the best social outcome, that is nobody wins, except the exchequer (and the odd lucky person). But we are told that this is for the common good, so that all this money can be showered on useless cultural projects. Time for a chage please
Fred H, Luton,
Well done, neither obvious or rubbish.
Jason White, Paris,
Football matches are not like tossing a coin, they are heavily dependent on morale and injuries,
Jack , London,
Could it be - genuine problems notwithstanding - that Gordon Brown's swing in misfortune has simply occurred because the media needed a new story? GB hasn't changed it is true (maybe that is his problem) but the media's portrayal of him has. And Mr Bean? Come on. Since when was Westminster schoolboy humour considered to be wit...?
Michael, London,
Rape is an alegation that is easy to make but difficult to prove. It is easy to make allegations about the profficiency or 'god like status' of anyone, never mind a politician, particularly when it is continually being trumpeted by the media. Now that he is in power, the 'god like staus' of Brown is being put to the test. I'm afraid that on every count he has failed to impress. That most important personal asset for a politician, the ability to absorb and deflect critisim is sadly missing. Blair must be laughing his socks off.
Diddly Do, liverpool,
Sorry to out-pedant S Gleasall, but football games in a league don't equate to coin-tosses: if you've had a run of good results, the chances are you have been playing the teams in the division which are weaker than you. That leaves more of the stronger teams to play in the next few weeks. It still works if you are one of the weakest teams: your players have worked very hard to get the good results and you have a small squad to pick from; they get tired and you start loosing. No coins involved.
Simon, Brussels,
This article is just confirming what most people knew already: changing PM did not change anything that was wrong about the previous 10 years of government.
Nobby Clark, Perth,
Well done Mr Finkelstein, I was at a loss to understand how Broon gained any plaudits for his first weeks in office
Think about it
Terrorist attack looked grave and left it to the security forces.
Floods . It was his meaness with flood defences that caused the problem and he has never visited the victims because he is afraid to show his face
Foot & Mouth Problem caused by more penny pinching and very badly handled causing a second outbreak . Blamed the american company without any evidence and then it was it
discovered it was the fault of the Government's own Lab
He is utterly useless and we will suffer for it
joihn sheppard, Bristol ,
By common consent Gordon Brown has trouble taking decisions. If true, that fact alone suggests he is not cut out to be PM.
Moreover, he does not appear to have a simple philosophy to guide his decisons in the way that Ronald Reagan had a belief in lower taxes and a smaller state.
I suspect someone who spent an hour a day reading the newspapers could give lead the country a better lead than Gordon Brown. Someone who did just that would have dealt with issues like immigration long ago.
By now so much has been tried and so much has failed despite vast expenditure that the government would be inhuman if they didn't feel demoralised.
Thye appear demoralised and they have every reason to be so.
Anthony, London,
Is James really his first name?
If so , then ...Go Jimmy gooooooooooooo
Please Go.
Mike cassidy, oxford, uk
The Press never twigged that Mr Brown was not really a good Chancellor. He was a lucky Chancellor, who was in office during an exceptionally benign period for the world and UK economies and who inherited a substantial budget surplus from his predecessor. Anyone could have been 'competent' in such times - well, not Alistair Darling, obviously, but nearly anyone. Brown looked and sounded good, but he made bad mistakes with the raid on pension schemes, the selling of half of our gold reserves at an undervalue and his mucking up of the system of bank supervision.
Now he's PM. Unfortunately for him and us, the higher the monkey climbs, the more it shows its tail.
Frank Upton, Solihull,
Finkelstein shares the common misunderstanding of statistical independence.
A team who win 50% of their games and go on a winning streak are not statistically more likely to start a losing streak. ("The problem is that a cluster of defeats is quite likely to be on the way to even things out.").
If you toss a fair coin 5 times and get heads each time, you are no more likely to get a tail on the 6th throw than on any other throw.
Sorry to be pedantic, but this misconception is always cropping up.
S Gleadall, London,
"It's well known that the national team manager takes a drubbing from the press which often overdoes it...... He may well rebound on public sympathy."
Just as happened for Steve McClaren
Patrick, Sutton, UK
Sympathy for a Pensions Thief, I think not.
Frank Leader, Bournemouth,
Alternatively, Ken, we might bring in Berlusconi.
Faustino, Brisbane, Australia
I note that ex Tory hopeful Mr Portillo has said Labour will still win the next election.This article compares politics with football. It·s well known that the national team manager takes a drubbing from the press which often overdoes it. I think the same could be happening here. Gordon Brown has made mistakes but I think the coverage he is receiving is over the top.He may well rebound on public sympathy.
Ken, Bournemouth, UK