Daniel Finkelstein
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The currents and eddies of right and wrong, which you find such plain sailing, I cannot navigate. I'm no voyager. But in the thicket of the law, oh, there I'm a forester. I doubt if there's a man alive who could follow me there, thank God.
“This country's planted thick with laws from coast to coast - man's laws, not God's - and if you cut them down - and you're just the man to do it - d'you really think you could stand upright in the winds that would blow then? Yes, I'd give the Devil benefit of law, for my own safety's sake.”
Are there wiser words in literature than those Robert Bolt put in the mouth of Sir Thomas More in A Man for All Seasons? Perhaps there are more exquisite phrases to be found on the nature of love or more descriptive passages on the horror of war. But when it comes to politics and statesmanship, surely there are none finer.
This morning I feel the weight of Bolt's words because we have been tested, you see. And we have come through.
Was there ever anything more preposterous, more manipulative, more laughably deranged than Mohamed Al Fayed's allegation that the Duke of Edinburgh had Princess Diana murdered? Weren't the lying and the bullying obnoxious? Hasn't the whole three-ring circus been nauseating?
Yet still we have pressed on. Still, we have insisted that every man - even this man - must have his day in court. Still, even under this intense provocation, we have shown that we know that we cannot navigate right and wrong but merely be foresters in the thickets of the law.
The Diana inquest cost a fortune. The verdict will not change the mind of a single person. The conclusions the court reached were entirely obvious to anyone with half a brain right from the beginning. But still. Worth every penny, it was. But still. We should be proud not ashamed.
Of course, the inquest will not put the conspiracy theories to rest. Some people will continue to believe that the Princess was killed, and that one of her assassins drove her Mercedes into a pillar using his not-very-James-Bond Fiat Uno. Oh yes, and for some as yet unexplained reason, did so with his dog in the back of the car. I would have left my pet at home before setting off to kill a member of the Royal Family, but what do I know about being a spy?
Such theories are pretty much immune to reason. They are the product of a certain mindset - endlessly suspicious, always blaming “them” for what happens to “us” - and a failure to understand basic probabilities.
Conspiracy theorists make an elementary error. They see the incredible coincidences, the startlingly improbable facts, in any terrible death - Martin Luther King, the Kennedys, John Lennon, Diana - and believe they could not have just happened. There must have been a reason. But this is quite wrong. While the chances of any one particularly striking event happening may be vanishingly small, the number of improbable events that conceivably could happen is almost infinite. So the overall probability of a startling event or combination of events of some kind is quite high, as long as you aren't specific in advance about what it is.
Take the lottery. The chances that you will win the lottery this week are pitifully small. But the chance that someone, somewhere, will win the lottery is very high. If I identified you as this week's winner in advance (provided I didn't do that every week) and you then won, that would be extremely surprising. If you simply won, that would be amazing for you, but not for anyone else.
Proceeding from this mathematical mistake, the theorists start to pull at every loose thread, certain that the whole conspiracy will unravel if they pull hard enough. And they go on pulling, however little progress they are making. You can no longer be an expert in the conspiracy to kill John F. Kennedy. The literature is too big to master. You have to specialise - the magic bullet, the autopsy, the false Oswalds, the cover-up.
One day perhaps we'll have specialists like that on the death of the Princess - the Fiat, the dog, the Burrell letters, the engagement. I can just see it, can't you?
So if they are beyond persuasion, why did we bother? Because even if they don't care for truth, we do. And even though our ability to identify the truth is deficient, a court of law is our best hope.
Whatever one might think of conspiracy theorists and their borderline mad obsessions, we cannot blithely assume that conspiracies never exist. Even quite bizarre ones.
François Mitterrand conspired with a far-right lunatic to fake an attempt on his own life hoping that the shave with death would win him political sympathy; Richard Nixon's election campaign bugged opponents and forged letters in their name to discredit them; Lyndon Johnson fixed the ballot that won him a seat in the Senate; Harold Wilson's doctor canvassed the ideas of murdering the Prime Minister's political secretary; British intelligence agents based in Latvia concocted communist correspondence to discredit the first Labour Government; communists infiltrated the US Government in the 1940s and '50s and stole sensitive documents.
I would rather live in a society that took mad theories too seriously than in one that failed to take wrongdoing seriously enough.
The law is cumbersome, it is clumsy, but an ass? No.

Daniel Finkelstein is a weekly columnist and Comment Editor of The Times. His blog, Comment Central, is a personal round up of the best political opinion on the web. Before joining the paper in 2001, he was adviser to both Prime Minister John Major and Conservative leader William Hague
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Let them rest in peace? That's the afterlife, then: we are condemned to watch people discussing our death, helpless as if strapped in front of an eternal TV soap, unable to flip channels or even nip into the kitchen to fix a cup of tea. Until they change the subject: and then we can rest in peace.
joe, birmingham, uk
Yes, because the global warming myth benefits big business, who are one of the biggest influences on government policy...=/ there's sceptical and there's blind.
However, to the point: the difference between the Kennedys, Malcolm X, Dr King, and Princess Diana, is the first four were murdered; the last died in a drunk driving/paparazzi incident. It is far saner to nitpick the first four (indeed, a court judged the US government WAS involved in Dr King's death) than the last.
Owen Edwards, Welwyn Garden City,
Why should the taxpayer pay for one man's deluded obsession? Al Fayed should pay for the costs of this enquiry.
Jamie Ross, London,
Just when I thought that at last the whole Diana conspiracy saga had come to an end Mohamed Al Fayed's mouth piece tells us he is going to "keep his options open". Options to what?. To get up in court and admit it was his employee that was responsible for the death of his son and Diana while driving under the influence of drink or perhaps apologize to the Duke of Edinburgh for calling a man who had fought in the war for England, a nazi. What a very sad man Al Fayed must be to have to fill his life chasing shadows. It's over, let Dodi and Diana rest in peace.
Jeanette Bradfield, Lowestoft, Suffolk
I think, Catherine S of Ontario, that, perhaps understandably, you overestimate the interest of and fondness for the Royal Family among the majority of Brits. I would say that most people here are mildly interested in them when something noteworthy happens, which would be mainly births, marriages and deaths, with the odd golden or diamond jubilee. But on the whole we really do not worship them and regard 'the late mother of our future king' as somebody who is semi-divine and therefore deserving of all the time, effort and money that has been spent on this crazy inquest. From my reading of online forums like this one my impression is that the real Diana-worshippers tend to be American. Please note that there was one person and one only who attended every day of the inquest as a spectator; they weren't queuing up to get in.
jenny latimer, Dundee,
The manner of Diana's death was so imprecise that no 'secret service' would have tried to do it in that way. If such a conspiracy and assassination attempt had been made by the secret service I'm sure it would have been far better organised. For a start, had Diana been wearing seat belts, she may have survived. Had the French medical authorities NOT had a policy of stabilising accident victims at the scene instead of rushing them to hospital, she may have survived. Had Henri Paul not have been drunk he would not have lost control of the car. There were too many "what-ifs" and it was simply an accident.
Mohammed Al Fayed has lost his son and I sympathise with him. He wants vengeance, for that is a typically Arab response. Having lived among Arabs for years, I know Mr Al Fayed's philosophy. "My son is dead! Someone must pay!" The only way for that to happen is to pin it on someone, hence his accusations against the Royal Family.
It is over now - let it rest!
John, Birmingham, UK
There is nothing crazy about the proposition of conspiracy at any time. Since the consistent feature of a conspiracy is secrecy, it is always a reasonable allegation in association with connected facts which involve several people. The crucial point is that conspirators will naturally deny any such position while those excluded or afflicted will allege that it exists. In other words, the people who deny conspiracies are those involved directly or by association and thus the denial carries no weight. Equally, the failure to prove a conspiracy doesn t mean to say that it doesn t exist, it is merely unproven.
Henry Percy, London, UK
So Prince Philip didnt do it? And I suppose it wasn't him who let my car tyres down or poisoned my hedgehog either? Why wont the man leave me alone?
E Skelton, Cardiff, Wales
I don't understand the fact that you are printing all comments that , to me, are negative towards Diana and the enquiry . 5 comments and NONE in support of the basics of an enquiry for the late mother of our future king...well.. perhaps John Bowman's, a bit....
It is almost as if we are being led ( again, yet, still) to the fateful opinion the establishment wants us to have, with the aid of the media and columnists and that would be of course, a duplicate of their own opinion..
Catherine S., Ontario, Canada
Sometimes it is better to try and fail, than not try at all. The Diana Inquest was clearly something Authority wanted to avoid, but finally it was forced on them. Something of a suicide mission if getting at what really happened was the goal. But a lot of dirt and new details came out, and other information was given greater publicity. Too many loose ends and things that didn't quite add up. Good to make them squirm, perhaps Authority will be more careful next time. But bottom line is that the MSM can still sell the public almost any lie. Looks like it's open season on conspiracy theory (make that investigation). Just need one crack in the dam.
Andrew Milner, Karuizawa, Japan
Surely there must be grounds now to sue the appellant, as both the employer of the drunk driver and the person instructing the driver to drive whilst intoxicated, for a very considerable sum?
Mark Derek, Wisbech,
hmmmm yeah, "the truth must come out, what ever the cost". Diana dies "drunk driver at fault"
15 years later "an accident caused by a drunk driver was to blame"......whats the difference? $40 million and a waste of time and money is the only difference. Would Joe Public ever get such a hearing even if he was shot by his own police force meant to protect him? not a chance.
Liam, Aberdeen, Scotland
OK. Fine. The inquest has cost a ridiculous sum. It has reached a conclusion and, Heaven knows, we would all like to close the file at this stage and put the whole matter behind us.
However, I assume that unlawful killing is a crime still. So what do we do now? Do we just sit back and let the surviving perpetrators of this crime get away with it?
John Williams, Cardiff, Wales
Easily the most boring conspiracy theory of all time, centred on the most dull person ever and a complete waste of everyoneâs time and money. Even if there was a conspiracy I still couldnât care less and I don't know anyone else who does either.
With this inquest over then, hopefully, no one will ever want to talk about this none event again and the media will focus on stories that are actually interesting and important.
Di is dead. Get over it.
Jason Mead, Bristol, England
"The truth must come out, whatever the cost". Whilst we are in such a high minded spirit, can we now have an inquiry into the Saudi / BAe arms deal? Or the Iraq war? Or anything which has more relevance to the country as a whole than the farce we have just witnessed?
George, London,
And wouldn't it be nice if the same rigour was devoted to Government inspired and backed conspiracy theories designed to scare us into accepting every more intrusive legislation supplanting existing protection and every higher taxes : obesity, binge-drinking, terrorism, out of control youth and of course the biggest current theory globalwarmism.
But sadly the debate, such as it ever was, has been declared over and we meekly must do as we are told.
John Bowman, Sarlat, France