Daniel Finkelstein
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Were your grandparents mentally retarded? What is it that people enjoy about an expensive meal? In what way are dogs and rabbits alike? And what happens when you inject Pepsi into someone's mouth while they are hooked up to a functional magnetic resonance imaging machine?
Sit back and I'll answer all these questions. And explain how they give you a crucial insight into Gordon Brown's difficulties.
I suspect our Prime Minister is rather puzzled. For years, all he heard were complaints about Tony Blair's spinning. So he set out to present himself as more straightforward and it has been a spectacular failure. We seemed so scathing about Blair's PR machine, but now we are even more critical of Mr Brown's poor presentational skills. Perhaps Gordon is wondering what exactly it is we are all after.
Yet he would be wrong to be bewildered. It is true that people became bored with Mr Blair, and felt frustrated that the press releases and claims of success seemed to run so far ahead of the reality. But the idea that people no longer wanted big themes and a clear and coherent narrative was a misunderstanding.
Presenting people with a series of unconnected policy initiatives is never going to work, even if each is a populist masterpiece designed by a genius. When, a genius being unavailable, they are instead designed by Ed Balls, Labour's bill for election night champagne is likely to remain small.
The Prime Minister cannot just put his head down and power on, hoping that voters will be impressed by the reality of Brown's Britain. And he wouldn't be able to even if the reality of Brown's Britain was better than it is. Because the head-down, concentrate-on-the-detail approach ignores the way that people think.
In his compelling new book Predictably Irrational the behavioural economist Dan Ariely reports on a series of experiments designed to test the impact that perception has upon reality. Professor Ariely, for instance, laced beer with balsamic vinegar and discovered that respondents believed that it made the brew taste better, unless, that is, they were told about the added ingredient. Those informed in advance about the vinegar really disliked the beer.
A test using coffee demonstrated that consumers were prepared to pay more and enjoyed their drink more when fancy coffee was placed in a fancy container rather than a Styrofoam cup. Expensive meals and expensive wine works in the same way. Instead of being cross at receiving a meal that could have been cheaper, we change our view of the reality to match the price. We really do enjoy it more.
An extraordinarily elaborate piece of lab work involving a resonance imaging machine and injecting Coke and Pepsi into the mouths of subjects demonstrates clearly that the line between perception and reality is blurred. When people received a squirt of the two drinks, the machine registered very similar brain activity. But when told that they were tasting Coke, there was enhanced activity in the brain's pleasure centre.
The image of a product like Coke is not separate from the way it is experienced. Similarly, the way policies are explained and linked together, the story that is told about them and the brand image of the party advancing them affects the way those policies are experienced. Perception and reality, spin and delivery, style and substance are woven together.
Is this depressing? A symbol that we are becoming shallower and more easily fooled? Final proof that we are dumbing down? Quite the opposite. It is the result of an undeniable fact about human beings - we aren't dumbing down, we are dumbing up. We are becoming smarter.
In another recently published book, What is Intelligence?, James Flynn analyses what has become known as the Flynn Effect. This is the name that has been given to the professor's observation that intelligence testing reveals that during the 20th century there have been massive gains in IQ, gains not explained by changes in the method of testing.
Professor Flynn had been concerned about a troubling implication of his theory: if, given trends in IQ, you look backwards, the figures seem to suggest that our grandparents and great grandparents were, to use the unlovely designation common in that era, mentally retarded. This seemed to him unlikely, so he referred to it as the mental retardation paradox.
In his new book, Professor Flynn thinks he has discovered the answer. Our performance, on average, in IQ tests hasn't improved across the board. In some tasks we are no better than in days gone by, in others we have hugely improved. Our store of information, our arithmetic and our vocabulary are hardly changed. What has become much better is our ability to match symbols with numbers, to rearrange scrambled picture cards to tell a story and to classify things (for instance, a rabbit and a dog are both mammals).
Our ancestors, living in an era before mass communication and in a pre-scientific age, did not have the same requirement that we now have to understand things that we haven't directly experienced. They managed just fine with their concrete forms of thinking (a dog hunts a rabbit) about the world they lived in. They were not mentally retarded in the slightest. It is simply that the average person had less need and thus less aptitude for abstract thought, classification, assembling narratives and solving problems they had never encountered before.
These are habits of mind of the modern age. We have, Professor Flynn suggests, changed our way of thinking and in doing so become more intelligent. I would also suggest that it imposes a requirement on politicians to able to explain themselves, to have a strong narrative, to advance big themes.
Tony Blair was supremely capable of such exposition. Gordon Brown is lamentably bad at it. I suspect he believes that salvation lies in eschewing altogether something he is not very good at. If this is his hope, I think he is likely to be sorely disappointed.
daniel.finkelstein@thetimes.co.uk

Daniel Finkelstein is a weekly columnist and Comment Editor of The Times. His blog, Comment Central, is a personal round up of the best political opinion on the web. Before joining the paper in 2001, he was adviser to both Prime Minister John Major and Conservative leader William Hague
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Intelligence is not just one thing, Agree entirely, but why then is person intelligent in the ways of the Scottish Labour party claimed to be a Good Chancellor, particularly when he has proved conclusively otherwise? Apart from being at odds with the truth
M. Cawdery, Portadown, Co. UK, EU
It was listening to the likes of the professor got us in this mess.They won't get us out. People today have concrete brains. A girl with 9 O-levels 4 A-levels was complaining about her job and wages. I said you need more than one string to your bow today. I HAVE'NT GOT A BOW. typical unfortunately.
ged, manchester,
"Narrative". Oh no, not that word again. When I hear a politician talk of "narrative", I just want him to drop dead on the spot.
Jeremy Poynton, Frome, Somerset
Well, Mr. Brown is big on detail, we're led to believe. Small on narrative, and doesn't even register when it comes to elucidating the famous "vision" of old which swept Labour to power all that time ago. Witness his performance in interview with Andrew Marr last Sunday. Go, go, go!
John, London, England
Amen Joe Middleton, amen. Just one of the many dividends we will reap when that glorious day comes...
Jeff Stevens, Nottingham, England
All interesting stuff Danny but as a labour voter myself the real reason we didn't go out and vote for Brown was due to issues like the abolishment of the 10p tax the same day the banks were given 50billion bail out. Give us a left - labour government and we'll vote in droves.
ian batch, london,
I hear some Labourites shouting - "Bring back Blair!" Well, Mr Blair, along with Brown and others, were the architects of 'NU Labour' and its 'neither fish nor fowl' "Third Way One Size Fits All" social/politcal experiment in 'Unwinese'. Nu Labour has NO ideology worth a tinkers cuss now.
B Clark, Chelmsford, England UK
Well I don't know about the good professors other experiments. I suspect I would have been the same as others.
What I do know is that I seriously resent the costs of an expensive meal and wine. I do not enjoy paying through the nose for not very much.
Paul, Chelmsford, Essex, Essex
I think Daniel has put his finger on the Brown problem. Joe Middleton is also right, because a political ideology is a coherent narrative. Blair was fascinating to Labour and Tory alike because his narrative about conserving Labour values but using modern ways to implement them was enthralling.
Wilf, London,
I think we actually like politicians with political principles. Blair sold out Labour to the Tories, Labour are now worthless as representatives of the working class. Blair did the damage, Brown is the fall guy. When Scotland is independent you can pick whichever smiling Tory boy you like.
Joe Middleton, Edinburgh, Scotland
You make the point well. Intelligence isn't one "thing", it's a spectrum. People intelligent in one part of the spectrum, can be (and frequently are) quite stupid in another. Einstein had great difficulty counting out his fare on the Berlin trams.
Ken Leyland, Liverpool, U.K.