Daniel Finkelstein
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Please take your left hand and place it in a bucket of cold water. Thank you. Now take your right hand and place it in the hottest water you can bear.
Done that? Right, take both hands and place them in a bowl of lukewarm water. And, with your fists immersed, start thinking about Gordon Brown and David Cameron.
I am going to put to you a perfectly simple political idea. It is most commonly said of Labour and the Conservatives that no one really knows what they stand for. I believe that the first party to make clear to voters what it really believes in will... lose.
OK. You can take your hands out of the lukewarm water now.
The point of that rather odd, and wet, exercise was to illustrate how we perceive things. When placed in the lukewarm water, the hand that was in the cold water will feel warm, while the right hand, having been in the hot water will, in the same bowl of lukewarm water, feel cold. This is what is known as the contrast principle. The feeling in your hand is not set by the absolute temperature of the lukewarm water, but by the contrast between its temperature and the temperature of the first bowl.
This idea crops up a good deal in the literature on social psychology and persuasion. When making a choice, the only way that you can make sense of what you are being offered is by comparison with similar offers. How else would you know, even roughly, what price to pay, or what qualities to look for?
In his book Predictably Irrational, Professor Dan Ariely, of Massachusetts Institute of Technology, provides a host of examples of the principle in practice. The Economist magazine, for instance, offers readers a one-year subscription to Economist.com for $59 and a one-year subscription to the print edition for $125. It also offers, in the same web advertisement, a joint print and internet subscription for $125.
Why this rather odd set of choices? People choose things using the contrast principle. When assessing the print-versus-internet option, they might choose the cheaper internet-only option. But given all three, they might view the combined, more expensive, offer as a genuine bargain - you get the internet free! Professor Ariely conducted tests and found that this was precisely how consumers reacted.
Now let's look at how voters understand the offers made by political parties. They cannot make much sense of the absolute positions taken by the parties, so instead they employ the contrast principle. They understand what parties stand for by comparing them with each other.
This is an important reason why voters and pundits commonly complain that the parties don't really stand for anything. This complaint isn't quite right. Of course there are large areas of ambiguity, and a good deal of fudge, but both parties have reasonably clear stances on any number of things. It is just that while their positions are somewhat different, they are similar enough for voters to have difficulty understanding the differences, much of which lie in the detail. If voters can't contrast, they can't understand.
So what voters and pundits really mean when they say that parties don't really stand for anything is that the things they stand for are too similar. And the only way parties can respond is by making themselves different from the other guys. And that is when they start losing.
After the 2005 election David Cameron deliberately shifted his party closer to the position of the Government. This was the same move that Tony Blair had made before the 1997 election. In both cases they concluded that a broadly moderate, centre position was superior as an electoral strategy and a governing philosophy. They sacrificed definition by reducing the differences with their opponents, but regarded the trade-off as worthwhile. And they were surely right.
Between 1997 and 2005, the Tories had made a different calculation. Anxious to seem as if they were standing for something, they strove always to be distinctive. The moment that the Conservatives succeeded in showing that they were different to Mr Blair, the contrast principle kicked in, and voters understood their position for the first time. And then they went out and chose Mr Blair rather than them.
During this period Gordon Brown developed his idea of fighting elections by establishing dividing lines. Of course he did, because he knew that Labour would, electorally at least, always be on the right side of them. The Tories were willing accomplices in this strategy, even though it led to their own electoral defeats.
The problem that Mr Brown now has is that the Tories appear to have stopped playing that game. The only way for the Prime Minister to establish dividing lines now is by shifting from the centre position that he inherited from Mr Blair; the only way that he can establish his vision is by creating differences with the Tories that put him on the wrong side of the line. Stay where he is and people wonder what was the point of him becoming Prime Minister. Move to the right and the electorate is simply confused. Move to the left and he has abandoned both the correct and popular position. It's not much of a choice.
His best hope is that Mr Cameron loses his nerve. As the election gets closer, so the pressure for the Conservatives to define themselves will get greater. The Tory leader will find that producing detailed policy proposals will not satisfy those who call for greater clarity. He will find that the appetite will not be sated by big tough decisions on controversial issues. Nor will set-piece platform addresses do the trick. The only way of satisfying the demand that he stands for something would be to leave the centre ground. He is better off leaving that demand unsatisfied.
Mr Brown must pray that Mr Cameron cannot resist being seen as distinctive. My guess is that, in this, the Prime Minister will be disappointed. I think the Tories have learnt that lesson.
daniel.finkelstein@thetimes.co.uk

Daniel Finkelstein is a weekly columnist and Comment Editor of The Times. His blog, Comment Central, is a personal round up of the best political opinion on the web. Before joining the paper in 2001, he was adviser to both Prime Minister John Major and Conservative leader William Hague
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It's time for a move away from our market-dominated way of life. Are Tories any more likely to advocate this than Labour? Certainly not! And until we have political leaders that are prepared to stand up to people like the owner of this very publication and reluctance to pay tax, change is beyond us.
Madraig, Nottingham, UK
Why do the electorate have to vote for either of these muppet parties? There are alternatives and perhaps they should be considered. After all, both of the major political parties have expertise in nothing but dishonesty. Aren't we all sick and tired of the spin?
judy, Liverpool, England
I wonder what planet you guys live on. Politics in the sense you define it is long defunct. What we want now is competence, transparency and honesty. What we have are cynics who think the electorate are idiots. For the rest, take off and play in another playground.
Michael Taylor, Delhi, India
Does anyone remember for example when James Callaghan was called back from the apron of Heathrow Airport by the IMF who were running our economy at that point because we had begged them for money to bail out the mess they had created. This is far worse than ERM, poll tax and any of the others.
Nick Mackenzie-Rowe, Halesowen, West Midlands
Surely what Danny means isn't 'distinctive', but 'immoderate'. Cameron must be consistent and moderate, but he can still be distinctive (take inheritance tax last year).
John Allen, Oxford, UK
Neither Party will win but UK PLC will lose. We need a party of National Unity to steer the UK back to a sustainable future. The alternative is an authoritarian state and years of decline, both socially and economically.
This is so yesterday & I feel it may be time for decent people to leave.
Steve Marchant, Broadhempston, UK
You're right- the reason why people want to be 'distinctive' is because their sense of right and wrong outweighs the niceties of political positioning. As cameron is a PR man and has no real sense of values or vision, he can position away to his heart's content...
Simon, London,
(b) Even if by some freaky accident an extreme party (eg BNP)gets voted into power, society will eventually rein it in to the same jibber jabber politics we experience daily today
Yiannis Kyriakides, London,
Peculiar use of the word 'right'. Also an odd perception of the role of political parties. Mr Finkelstein's conclusion is 'if one wins,one is right'. Our complaint with politicians is that they believe in NOTHING, not THE SAME THING. www.notbornyesterday.org wants new belief, not old ruses.
john ward, Lyme Regis, UK
However bad Labour are, the Tories. as they have proved in the past, would be far less competent than the current government. Remember the poll tax ? Remember, the ERM, Remember £3m unemployed ? The lie through their back teeth too.
George Chalmers, London, UK
Richard, Bude, UK
British Values? Which British Values do the mighty BNP so dutifully uphold for the rest of us poor deluded citizens?
Alex C, London,
I don't think the Tories did badly 97-05 because they were too different from Mr Blair. Although they forced Maggie from office they were still very thatcherite and the public could not understand this. Dave C moves on from her and suddenly they are regarded as electable
Chris, Birmingham,
I agree that the Tories have learnt their lesson, 2 years before a general election is too far away to be declaring policies which Brown and his lot will only steal anyway. Brown's "no more boom and bust" claim is coming back to haunt him and rightly so.
Roger Horn, Harrogate, UK
Hmmm. This seems a bit of a muddled analysis to me. On the one hand you're saying that everything is relative and the first to declare any difference from the prevailing norm is doomed, but on the other that there is a right and a wrong side of any dividing lines.
James, London, England
I agree with Robert in Worcester. It's this government's incompetence that has made me so fed up with it rather than their policies.
Luke, London, UK
The situation has changed since the last two elections. There have been bombings by home grown terrorists, even more unlimited immigration increasing segregation and unrest more weapons crime. The publics views have moved - the political class and commentators are living in the past and ignoring us
David Cartright, Birmingham,
Yes, I agree with Jonathan, NYC
Phil, Preston,
The Tories do have policies, but if they reveal them the government instantly pinches them.
ben foster, Wokingham,
No oposition party can influence the public when people have made so much money on bricks and mortars, credit cards galore which can be abused and turned into IVA,s, cheap never never cars, massive family tax credits etc etc. Now its going pear shaped. Why say anthing the public will boot them out !
gary anderson, Lanark, Uk
The problem with this government is not that do not make the right noises, rather they are incapable of implementing any policy. All the money they have spent and no results. They are so bad even the Tories may get elected. Why say anything with a govermnet like this. Interesting article!
Robert, Worcester, UK
Possibly true, certainly a deeply cynical view of our democracy. Do we really want the New Labour degrading of our law, education, morality, armed forces, eco-destruction, open door migration and asylum lunatic chaos....?
A return to truth and openness would be nice, a la Thatcher
Tom, Witney, UK
As we knew all along, the Lib/Lab/Con tricksters are all the same. At least the BNP tell the truth and now we all have a choice, vote for the major three parties and have the same old, same old OR vote BNP and get back to traditional British values.
Richard, Bude, UK
Jonathon, did you read the article? When the Tories ran to the right and stood on platforms such as immigration there vote declined. It may be hard for you to believe but the majority when push comes to shove do not put some individualistic Darwinian worldview as the most important thing when voting
DW, Beijing, China
I would wager that there IS a demand for something different. The Tories should say: "We will arrest dangerous criminals and put them in jail. We will tell those on benefits they have to work or else. We will abolish the nanny state and leave honest citizens alone." Result: a landslide.
Jonathan, NYC, USA