Graham Stewart
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It is Russia's biggest naval exercise since the Soviet Union's collapse and another of Vladimir Putin's reminders that the West should not mess with Moscow. Yet the vast live ammunition war game taking place off the French and Spanish coasts divides analysts. Is it an impressive display of Russian might or, like the Kursk, another humiliating accident waiting to happen?
At least we can rest assured that nothing unfolding in the Bay of Biscay can equal the display of reckless incompetence achieved by the Imperial Russian fleet in its great and spectacularly disastrous show of power in 1904.
Zinovy “Mad Dog” Rozhestvensky was charged with taking 46 warships of the Russian Baltic Fleet 18,000 miles round the world to relieve Port Arthur, in Manchuria, from Japanese forces. This operation got off to an inauspicious start when one of the warships opened fire on an approaching steamer carrying a message from the Tsar promoting Rozhestvensky to the post of vice-admiral.
Within days, the manoeuvres had almost succeeded in unintentionally triggering war with Britain. Passing through Dogger Bank, the Russian fleet sighted some small craft on the horizon. The logical and correct explanation was that they were Hull fishing boats. However, the Russian sailors decided they must be Japanese torpedo boats (off Grimsby) and started shelling them. One trawler was sunk and four others damaged. Only the bewildering inaccuracy of Russian marksmanship (the Orel fired 500 shells and missed with every one of them) prevented serious slaughter.
In Britain, there were calls for vengeance. The Royal Navy was put on alert and a cruiser squadron dispatched to “escort” the Russian fleet as far as the Bay of Biscay.
After the Russian fleet docked at Tangier to resupply, its departure was marred when an anchor ripped-up the telegraph cable connecting North Africa to Europe. Several days of intercontinental radio silence ensued. Off Madagascar, illness and disease took its toll. A live shell was fired to mark one sailor's funeral but was not aimed away from the fleet and scored a direct hit on the battlecruiser Aurora.
Clearly in need of gunnery practice, a line of stationary targets was attached to a support vessel. The shelling missed the targets but hit the vessel. The torpedo practice was no less farcical. One torpedo started whizzing round and round in circles, forcing the fleet to disperse in fright.
Amazingly, the arrival proved worse than the journey: at the Strait of Tsushima, the Russian fleet was pulverised by the Japanese, and Rozhestvensky taken prisoner. But as far as preventing international incidents are concerned, it is perhaps right to be more fearful of the underpractised navy than the one that goes in for expensive war games.
Graham Stewart has written the Past Notes column for The Times since November 2005. He is the author of Burying Caesar: Churchill, Chamberlain and the Battle for the Tory Party and The History of The Times: The Murdoch Years. His new book Friendship and Betrayal was published in April 2007. He is 36 and lives in London
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The book 'Rising Sun- Tumbling Bear' explains this in detail.
The Russian ships in Port Arthur that were besieged, actually sailed out to certain destruction under the gaze of the Royal Navy- who were also in port at the same time; the British even played them out with their brass bands on deck with respect minutes before they were annihilated.
The Russian Baltic fleet were also trailed by the Royal Navy right around the Cape of Good Hope and East Asian shipping lanes-the latest ships of the Russian Fleet had to crawl at the same speed as the more numerous,slow obselete types- which rendered them useless.
The Russian ground forces were actually never beaten by the Japanese Militarily- but were cut off and were ground down forcing them to surrender.
Here's the best bit- the Imperial Japanese Navy was completely based on the Royal Navy and even was in parts trained, supplied and armed by us....
which they developed later to seize most the Western Pacific with in WW2!
Jez W, Leeds,
And bringing this story bang up to date:
http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKL1768551720080117
Ian Kemmish, Biggleswade, UK
And the author's conclusion is...? I assume it's that the Russians are right to finally give their Navy an outing?
Michael, Dubai,