Melanie McDonagh
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Christmas has come early for Chris Weitz, director of The Golden Compass, the film version of the first novel in Philip Pullman’s trilogy, His Dark Materials. Roman Catholic groups in the US are calling for a boycott of the film. Bill Donoghue, the president of the Catholic League, has said that he fears the film may cause children to read the books, which “promote atheism for kids”.
And if Mr Weitz is really lucky, Santa may deliver what every director prays for, if pray they do: a condemnation from the Vatican. Elizabeth, the atrocious costume drama starring the luminous Cate Blanchett, could have sunk into deserved obscurity had it not been for an obliging Vatican official who described it as “an antipapal travesty”. As one seasoned hack observed, those are words you get on far too few actors’ blogs these days.
It must be tough being a Vatican frontman. On the one hand, you know that the movie version of Catholicism being peddled by most contemporary film-makers, from The Da Vinci Code to The Golden Compass, is almost certainly a lurid cocktail of old-style Protestant cliché and a very modern willingness to shock religious sensibilities – apart from Islamic ones, obviously. On the other, you are conscious that the epithet “controversial” is what every film distributor longs for.
Dorothy Parker identified the phenomenon back in the Thirties in a review of the supposedly risqué French play, Aphrodite. The Mayor of New York, she wrote, “did more for the box office receipts in a single day than the combined efforts of the most talented press agents could have accomplished in a year. The Mayor had but to say that he had heard a rumour that there were scandalous goings-on at the Century Theatre . . . and the house sold out for eight weeks in advance.”
So what’s the solution? Lofty disdain is one option. It’s hard though, given a really gross travesty of all you hold dear. I sat through a performance of Jerry Springer – The Opera, next to a couple of men who plainly thought they were being exquisitely daring by chuckling at the depiction of Christ as a nappy-wearing coprophiliac. By the end, they were applauding their own broadmindedness quite as much as the play. My reaction to their reaction was to want to poke them in the eye.
The really cool approach, I think, is that of Rowan Williams, the Archbishop of Canterbury. He took part in a dialogue with Pullman on the subject of his trilogy at the National Theatre in which he made it clear how much he enjoyed the novels. It was impossible to sustain the fiction that Christianity is a sinister conspiracy against liberty and reason in the face of Dr Williams’s genial desire for a civilised conversation. An imprimatur from the Archbishop of Canterbury for The Golden Compass, however, is precisely what its makers would want least.
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Michael W et al.
Holding grudges over activities that one group of Christians did centuries ago is akin to the blood feuds so often criticised by people such as yourself in the developing nations.
You cannot reasonably take this stance of criticising the Catholic church for its past transgressions, for then you would have to disown other philosophical views / pursuits for the actions of their proponents over history. Stalin comes to mind for atheism/communism; Harold Shipman in the UK for Medicine or the Sub-prime Banks for capitalism; the list goes on and on.
We can either accept that the past is the past and learn from it or we can beholden to it and allow it to consume us.
Personally I think the books are fantastic, I loved them but their anti-Christian message is clear. This can be overlooked by the more sensible amongst us as its âargumentâ is weak, displays a lack of understanding of the relationship between faith and religion and is a blatant piece of propaganda :o)
Nathan, Inverness, UK
"It was impossible to sustain the fiction that Christianity is a sinister conspiracy against liberty and reason in the face of Dr Williamsâs genial desire for a civilised conversation."
Oh, bollocks, as you Brits might say. It ain't news that there are some decent and reasonable Christian leaders out there. How does that negate the many centuries of political, social and intellectual repression by Christian institutions that Pullman's books allegorically critique?
Furthermore, attacking Christian institutions and certain aspects of their actions and dogmas (allegorically or directly) is not the same as attacking all Christians as a group. But making such dishonest conflations, in order to claim the mantle of "victim of bigotry," is the job of demagogues like Donohue (no 'g').
It's the 21st century, and other voices get to speak now besides the voice of Christian power that dominated Western civilization for over 1000 years. Get used to it.
Michael W., New York, New York, USA
Well, what are the Catholics supposed to do? Roll over and die? Say nothing? If Pullman's books attack the Christian faith--and they do according to my reading of them--then it would be moral cowardice to not say anything about them in the hope of avoiding publicity.
This is not a Catholic issue; this is a Christian Church-wide issue. Pullman believes God is the enemy; he has gone on the attack; the Body of Christ must provide a reason for the hope we hold.
Gregory Baker, Odenton, Maryland, USA
"Bill Donoghue, the president of the Catholic League, has said that he fears the film may cause children to read the books, which âpromote atheism for kidsâ. "
And that's a bad thing? At least kids of religious parents might have their minds opened by alternatives in that case.
David Jones, Loughborough, UK
For an organisation with a record on child protection as abysmal as the catholic church to object to anything as being unwholesome to children is hypocrisy of the worst kind.
Pete, Leeds,
You'd think the Catholic church would keep it's head down, at least for a while.
What with all their paedophile priests and the Bishops that cover up for them, I would love to see somebody make a film based on that, or maybe the Magdalene Laundries.
Or how about a film showing how the Catholic hierarchy worked hand in hand with Herr Hitler?
Really! With so many other things to worry about, and they get uptight about a novel, I would rather my children read Philip Pullman stories, than the genocide, rape, incest, infanticide, and the rest of the nonsense that is the bible.
Alan C., Shetland,
If anyone can think of an effective way for Catholics to resist calculated insult, perhaps they would like to share it? Why on earth shouldn't Catholics boycott a film designed to demonise them? Why should they have to endure jeers at their powerlessness for so doing?
As far as I know, only the favoured and violent have rights in these matters, in modern Britain.
Roger Pearse, Ipswich,
Barbara, as I recall several of the muslims protesting about the cartoons ended up with criminal convictions for inciting violence and murder. Anyway no-one is suggesting that the catholic church (or indeed individual adherents to any faith) cannot criticise or call for a boycott of the film. Ms McDonagh is merely pointing out that it is likely to bestow a 'cool' notoriety upon it that may end up being counter-productive as people rush to see what the fuss is all about.
Stuart, London,
Barbara , If you dont like the fact that in the UK we dont discriminate against women/jews/gays etc.. then you are free to leave ...
rich, uk,
So ... I don't understand why Catholics are boycotting and not other religious groups if the film promotes atheism ? Atheists don't believe in any religion so why aren't other religions following suit ?
Barbara , I have a suggestion ... MOVE , if you super fed up . Quite frankly I'm fed up listening to religious nutters .
Benzo, Nr Chelmsford,
I am not religious.I born in a catholic country and I super fed up of seeing how Catholic have even to accept gay and lesbian adoption in this country,which is an insult to the believers...WHEN no reproachs is never done to Mulsim who can protest again movie,cartoons and everybody is understanding bse they are mulsim and even wearing veil in a democratic country where religion should never have anything to do with governements.Same for any religions in this country.
Of course the Vatican defends it dogma...Why it is so surprising...?Perhaps the reader should read a bit of history ...
Let them be,as they want...Freedom of taughts and belief should not only be in one way!
Barbara, London, UK