Helen Rumbelow
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When our Prime Minister was told in the House of Commons this week that he had transformed from “Stalin to Mr Bean,” he didn't take it too well. I am here to reassure Gordon Brown that, as makeovers go, it's a pretty good one.
The sure sign that the joke hit its mark was the inverse proportion of the reaction of the target to that of the audience: the cameras cut away to show Mr Brown's face of thunder, while most of the other spectators, TV viewers included, could not resist a laugh. The gibe hit on a truth: that's what hurt and made it funny in equal measure. Mr Brown's recoiled body and pursed mouth were, as if to prove the point, perfectly Beanish.
But wait is being Bean such a bad thing to be? Isn't he, like it or not, an emblem of Mr Brown's central political theme: Britishness?
Yes, his defining trait is ineptness, as played by the silent laureate of awkwardness, Rowan Atkinson. Personally, I find Mr Bean so unfunny he makes me feel a bit sick, the quality the novelist Will Self referred to when he said: “Mr Bean has always struck me as profoundly disturbing: a portrait of a mentally handicapped man struggling with the alienated, modern world.”
Only Mr Brown's harshest critics would agree with that, but of course the Bean comparison refers not so much to the political bungles of recent weeks, but the Prime Minister's social clumsiness. As Atkinson said of his character, he “has a slightly alien aspect to him”.
Yet this is also what international audiences find so amusing about Mr Bean, so endearing, and ultimately, so British. More than 14 million of his videos have been sold, and his latest film, released earlier this year, was number one in 21 countries, top of the international box office. He is a premium British export; his appeal transcends race or religion.
Around the same time as the launch of the Bean film, Iranian warships seized 15 Royal Navy personnel. One, Arthur Batchelor, said that all he could understand of his “terrifying” interrogation was when his captors mentioned the name of the celluloid buffoon.
“All I could make out in their language were the words Mr Bean'... They were laughing at me... making me feel three inches tall.”
Were his guards tormenting poor Arthur, or were they, as I think more likely, simply chatting about the British, and what came to mind, what crossed the cultural divide, was our ever-popular Ambassador Bean?
What great self-confidence it shows in our nation, that we are assured enough to have others laugh at us like this. As Mr Bean knows, it is the Mini drivers who are the real men, not those that storm around the world in Humvees. He is modest, yet wildly successful. Wouldn't Mr Brown want a bit of that? Or at least, it's a better legacy than a Russian genocidal maniac.
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Mr Bean he may be, but we are not amused by his antics.
Neil, Gloucestershire, England
Mr Bean isn't exactly an image of Britishness. I can't recall him moaning about everthing that happens to him or being constantly miserable.
The UK missed the last world recession, has seen average national wealth increase significantly, lower inflation than most, higher employement than most, a very favourable tax and regulation environment for business and it is still punching way above its weight on the world stage. Yet still the real Mrs and Mrs Beans don't have enough. I truly wonder what will ever make them happy?
A Tory government? Fine have one but I don't recall having lived there during the last one that anyone was any happier then. What I do recall was social unrest, riots, a police force used against its own people, an NHS under funded and on its knees, schools that were falling a part, negative equity and a few people getting very rich while others sat useless on the dole. Oh, and a PM that thought modern Britain was cricket fields and old ladies on bikes.
Ian, Toronto, Canada
I agree, Mr Bean is a flattering metaphor. At the end of the day the whole premise of Brown as PM - sitting at a table with Blair (clearly the 'potenza' of the pair) and agreeing to take over the country for the last bit of Blair's elected term - shows a twisted and arrogant take on his calling. The man's a bully and not a fool.
mount, dorset, gb
It's pretty clear that the media, having seen off Blair, are now set on doing the same for Brown, just for the fun of it - and to sell a few more papers. Shame on the shameless.
Graham Rounce, London, London
Well, being cast as Mr Bean has the merit of lifting Buggins Brown from his role in the Laurel and Hardy shambles currently masquerading as competent 'government'.
m collins, Leeds,
You cannot be serious.
G Adlam, Brighton,
I think like Mr.Bean (and Gordon Brown/the Labour Party)you are living in another world of fantasy and dreams.
The rest of us have to live with the nightmare reality of gordons mistakes.
Nigel Wheatcroft, wimbledon,
Do we really want someone seen by the world as a buffoon to be our Prime Minister. Ms Rumbelow's having yet another joke at Gordon Bean's expense!
Donna Walker, Effingham, Surrey
Um......er......I...er......um....this is a joke, right? Please?
David, London,