Robert Crampton
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Tremendous news that the Aspinall Foundation is planning to release more wildcats into Scotland, where at the moment only 400 are thought to survive. Even better that within five years the feisty felid may also be making a comeback in England and Wales, where it has not been seen since the 18th century. Exciting to think that instead of occasionally being chased by a Jack Russell on my way to work, a 15lb ball of muscle could jump out of a tree straight on my head.
The wildcat story came hot on the heels, or paws, or hooves, of another welcome development, the reintroduction in December of elk to Sutherland after 3,000 years. Hercules and Hulda are expected to mate within two years (sooner probably, given that they're Swedish), by which time they should be 8ft tall and weigh three quarters of a tonne. So although they may look absurd and are avowedly vegetarian, you'd still give them a wide berth if you wandered across their eat-zone on a boggy Caledonian hillside.
Meanwhile, millionaire Paul “the Wolfman” Lister, owner of 23,000 acres in Sutherland, wants, as his name suggests, to bring wolves back to these shores 265 years after the last one was shot. Brilliant. We need wolves and lynx and beavers and, most of all, we need bears. Lots of bears. Great big bears with sore heads.
So where's this leading? Well, in his influential book, Paradise and Power, Robert Kagan argued that Americans are from Mars, Europeans are from Venus, his point being that Americans are more willing to throw their weight around because they've got plenty to throw, whereas Old World wussiness is born out of weakness. This was a good (if rather obvious) theory as far as it went, but Kagan overlooked an even more straightforward explanation for American assertiveness: zoologically the United States is much, much closer than the European Union, its western half anyway, to Nature, red in tooth and claw.
Go 30 miles from the centre of any city in America and you'll be close to something capable of either eating, mauling, poisoning, terrifying or, at the very least, impressing you. Man may still be top of the food chain, but he has to exercise strength, cunning and firepower to stay there. Go 30 miles from any city in Western Europe and the biggest fauna you'll come across is a bunny rabbit spread across a road.
Deep in our collective unconscious, we know this state of affairs isn't right. So we nurture myths about monsters in lochs and mysterious beasts on moors and we thrill to stories of rogue pigs, escaped leopards and sharks that might be, but never are, great whites off the coast of Cornwall, and we lionise naturalists such as Ray Mears, David Attenborough, Bear Grylls and, er, Bill Oddie. As a species we know we need competition, and now that we're finally getting some again after many centuries, a genuinely kick-ass foreign policy can't be far behind.
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Wonderful! And, as methane emissions from ruminants such as sheep and deer contribute to climate change, the wolves and bears can eat their way to lower UK carbon emissions while they're at it.
One a more sombre note, those who bleat about such creatures threatening human life should worry instead about the guns and knives and angry kids on our streets. Even if our countryside were full of wolves and bears it would still be our own species that was the greater threat to life and limb.
Richard Milne, Edinburgh,
Paul Lister (aka the Wolfman of MFI) does not want to reintroduce elk and wolves into the wild but build a wildlife park, ie a zoo. He's made a start with Hercules & Hulda but is already in bother with the local authority over the electric fence surrounding their (very large) enclosure as it contravenes Scotland's public access laws. Lister evidently dislikes the natives (of whom I am one) and has publicly stated he wants the law changed to exclude us from our own country. He is merely the latest in a long line of wealthy and arrogant blow-ins from south of the border who think they can tell highlanders what we should and shouldn't do. He underestimates us.
RabtheCairnTerrier, Highlands,
Old world wussiness?
We have children that'll beat you to death on your doorstep.
Who needs wolves? I hear they're actually quite timid.
JonB, Glasgow, UK
Robert Crampton is talking nonsense. Scotland is very small country compared with vast wildernesses of North America and Eastern Europe. There simply is not room for both human beings enjoying hillwalking and lots of dangerous animals which we got rid of centuries ago for the very good reason that there is no room for them. It's all very well for Englishmen to sentimentalise about such matters when they are not venturing into the territory.
Alistair Sinclair, Glasgow, Scotland
Re-introduction of wolves will seem like a marvellous idea to idealistic nature lovers and town dwellers. Those of us who habitually sleep in the wilderness will find them more of a nuisance.
And I don't mind betting that, if confronted by a slavering wolf, you will not be allowed to do anything to infringe its rights which will be enshrined in some daft law.
Mike Poulesn, Reading, Berkshire