Robert Crampton
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I have a small electronic milometer on my bicycle which, among other fascinating statistics (maximum speed, average speed, current speed), records the distance covered to two decimal places. Thus ten and two thirds of a mile shows up as 10.66, just shy of 16 and a half miles is 16.49, and so on. It will be seen immediately that although those figures represent mileage, they can also be read as dates, very famous dates in the case of the two examples.
Using this insight, I have developed a game combining my twin interests of cycling and general knowledge. The game is to think, as you pedal along, of something significant that happened on that date in the moment that your milometer registers it. Beautiful in its simplicity, no?
You haven't got long. One one-hundredth of a mile is 17.6 yards, or not much over 50 feet. In the time it takes to cover that distance, 14.15 (battle of Agincourt), say, to 14.16 (nothing immediately springs to mind) you've got to come up with a birth, a death, a treaty, a publication, an invention, an edict, an horrific brutal blood-soaked racist massacre, something, anything, of at least a modicum of historical importance. And then on to the next one. And the next, and the next, all the while, of course, keeping a watchful eye out for Matthew “Piano Wire” Parris, whose house I pass, ducking low, on the way to work. Not easy.
Date-fancying cyclists will, as the miles and the memories unfold, appreciate the game's genius. Things presumably did happen in the thousand-plus years between the birth of Jesus at 0.00 and the battle of Hastings, but everyone was too busy avoiding a grisly premature death to hand down the relevant information. And yet the game turns the very darkness of the Dark Ages to the good, providing a tremendous incentive to race across the terra incognita to the much more eventful second millennium.
Once you arrive in four figures, and especially if you make the effort to gain the sunlit uplands of the action-packed, intensively taught, extensively chronicled 19th and 20th centuries, you're laughing. Assuming you have enough spare oxygen to laugh, that is.
Although you will be moving rather slowly by now, the better to score with each and every year.
Quibbles? I reset my computer to zero every morning, so, in the unlikely event that I exceed 20.08 miles in the day, history becomes futurology, which can be interesting, but could also be considered a limitation by long-distance specialists. Similarly, at the other end of the scale, no account is taken of the pre-Christian era. I tried to formulate a version where each 17.6 yards represents one year BC, but neither subtraction nor antiquity are a strong point.
Others will have to pick up that particular torch. David Cameron, for instance, could hire a classicist chauffeur to drive his smart shoes to work, shouting out the answers as they go.
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Keep your eyes on the road!
Bob, Wolverhampton, UK
Let's just hope he doesn't do this on his commute through central London...
And imperial measurements? What year are we in? 1904?
Sascha, London,
the 20.08 miles a day problem comes round much quicker if the milometer is set to kilometers.
Geoffrey Freeman, Netanya, Israel
You can do this with Bessel functions too. J_n(x), n=0,1,2. Each one full of meaning.
Old Atlantic, Atlantic City, NJ
I used to do something similar in the NAAFI when we were stationed with the RAF in Germany. It started when the rather surly young lady on the till declared "10.66" as the price of my shopping, to which I responded, "Battle of Hastings". Her look of utter bewilderment was a joy to behold, so, being a right know-all, general clever-clogs and mine of useless information, I tried to do it as often as I could. "19.36" - Abdication Crisis of course; "18.12" - Overture, and so on. Hours of harmless fun and amusement.
Kari, Liverpool,
Nice one Bob, but it doesn't have the competitive appeal of playing "Ralph"
By the way, there is no year 0
Will, Belfast,
I 'meditate' on the significance of numbers when doing laps in the pool so I can remember which lap I'm on. For example, 3 - the trinity, the significance of three in Celtic art; 7 - Seven Wonders of the World, seven days of the week, dwarves....
Martina, Dusseldorf, Germany
I used to row and we'd spend a lot of time doing 2,000 metre test races on the "erg" rowing machines. I used to do the same thing. You didn't need to know much until the Battle of Hastings because that was the easy bit. You started hurting by the end of the Medieval era. By about Waterloo it was time to start really pushing for home, and by World War II you were nearly home and dry!
Alex In Ohio, Middle Of A Cornfield, Ohio