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That bishop at the Vatican who issued a list of seven mortal sins for our times missed a trick didn't he? The list didn't include smoking.
And in today's confused moral climate, smoking is one of the few secular vices about which there is a general consensus that it ought to be discouraged. Liverpool council is the latest public body to get itself worked up about smoking. It backs the suggestion from an organisation called SmokeFree Liverpool that all movies with cigarette scenes should be given an 18 certificate.
In fact, one enthusiast on the city council said that Liverpool could act alone to restrict access to smoking films. You can just see it - deviant teenagers getting lifts out of town to watch screenings of Casablanca.
Remember that charming film, Cinema Paradiso, in which the priest in a little Italian village appointed himself film censor, and lifted up a placard for a cut whenever the on-screen kissing got out of hand? Today's equivalent would be some councillor sitting through movies from Vertigo to The Black Dahlia, weeding out all the clips in which smoking is suggestive of glamour.
It's been done, of course: a study by the University of California in 2004 suggested that that between 1950 and 2002 there were about 11 smoking incidents in every hour of film. Just as tobacco came this way from America, so the anti-fag puritanism started there too. Last year the Motion Picture Association of America announced that smoking would be taken into account when classifying movies. The Disney Corporation, never slow to board a bandwagon, declared that smoking in future family films would in future be “non-existent”.
I don't smoke myself. But what what strikes me as self-evidently weird about this contemporary take on Prohibition is how disproportionate the moral outrage is to the offence. It's as if, in the absence of any consensus of what constitutes real sin, we get correspondingly more agitated about those vices we can agree on.
And look at what we're not getting worked up about. The anti-smoking lobby was jubilant when smoking scenes were cut from the last Bond film, Casino Royale. But as Daniel Craig tersely pointed out: “I can blow someone's head off but I can't light a good cigar.” It's fine for 12-year-olds to be shown someone being beaten to a pulp, but you can't let them see someone enjoying a cigarette.
Then there was the perplexing occasion when anti-smoking campaigners tried to get the BBC to apologise for an episode of Top Gear in which Jeremy Clarkson lit a pipe. So, celebrating fast cars is OK - although excess speed is a factor in about a quarter of road fatalities - but a pipe is pernicious? Say what you will about the old censors, they weren't that stupid.
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"What is Liverpool council thinking restricting film of people smoking to an 18 certicate?"
The anwser is in the question - they weren't thinking. They need to lighten up and stub this kind of behaviour out.
Nath, York, N Yorks
This ban is only one example of the fundamentalist, puritanical attitudes which are becoming the norm in our governing classes. It is all to do with enforcing orthodox observance and punishing heresy; it is nothing to do with human values and creativity.
John D, Birmingham, UK
If the politically correct stasi who seem to infest all public bodies didn't keep coming up with new and ingenious ways of wasting our money they might have to cut taxes.
Matt, Leeds, England
Who gave councils this sort of power, anyway? Take my bins away, clean the streets, provide schools, etc. Otherwise leave us alone.
The trouble is that councils have a split function; one is to serve us, the bins and the like, and the other is to rule us, parking restrictions etc, and the institutional psychology needs looking at. Where they serve us, they are open to our anger, and have to do humiliating stuff like apologise. They don't like this: they prefer to rule us. Then we have to grovel to them. It's part of the reason political correctness has gone so far: because it's an area of power councils can exercise. This is why they want the power to reject our bins for being too full etc: we won't then be complaining, we'll just be grateful we passed the test to get it emptied this week.
Stop giving councils power. They enjoy it too much. It fundamentally changes our relationship with them.
Andrew Forbes, Thames Ditton, Surrey
Furthermore, how are councils policing this? Are they now employing their own film censors? Apart from all the other useless sinecures that soak up our council taxes, do we have councils employing their own film censorship departments, that duplicate work done by the central film censorship office (also at our expense).
Will they all stop wasting all our money.
Andrew Forbes, Thames Ditton, Surrey
I think they're all absolutely right - I have no children myself, but when I do I'll make sure that they see no one ever enjoying a cigarette. Its a good job that the smoking ban has stopped people smoking in private clubs or adult-only pubs, therefore pushing them onto the street. Now all we have to worry about is children walking down the street seeing all those smokers in the flesh.
Maybe the government can introduce a "seeing" ban on children - or is that too radical? Maybe just issue NHS blindfolds, so that children can't see their filthy habit. Thank God they are going to ban some Disney images. As a child, I tried my best to emulate Cruella De Vil - I know thats how I started smoking.
Next we have to tackle films where people drink alochol (to cut binge drinking), eat junk food (to combat unhealthy eating) and sit down (to fight the obesity epidemic). Maybe all 5 terrestrial channels can just play a continuous loop of Rosemary Conley videos.
Nanny state much?
Keith, London, England
Political correctness is eroding our ability to think independently, ironic given the smug pride with which many journos, critics, artists and politicians regard their own 'open mindedness' and 'liberal worldviews'. Moviemakers like Tarantino and Eli Roth make millions out of endlessly sickening torturefests and few with a platform to complain do so, unless the violence is portrayed as being motivated by hatred for a minority or 'oppressed group' (indiscriminate sadism is just fine). But scenes of tobacco-induced relaxation and pleasure are considered fit to ban for fear that the young may be 'corrupted'.
These are the same people who refuse to admit that single parent homes are less beneficial environments for the young in order not to upset feminist groups, even though fatherlessness seems to be a clear corruptive influence, given the greater number of fatherless young men in our prisons. And as for protecting teenagers? Frankly I'm more concerned about being protected from them.
Uncle Mort, Leeds, England
If the people of Liverpool are to be treated like children and now have to be over the age of 18 to watch films like Disneyâs 101 Dalmatians (because a character smokes) then they only have themselves to blame. After all, did they not vote for this council of puritanical, patronising paternalists in the first place?
Liverpoolâs elected leaders have turned the so-called âEuropean city of cultureâ into a laughing stock. It's a good thing that scousers have a sense of humour - I can now see why.
Jason Mead, Bristol, England
If the ban was anything to do with encouraging health why would the Government have orgiinally backed a plan to exclude private members' clubs and pubs that do not serve food?
The ban is nothing but a distraction from more pressing agendas and a sop to satisfy a seemingly insatiable desire to suppress certain behaviour patterns of which the government and its related pressure groups do not approve.
How about banning bans?
Edwin, Bucharest,