Ross Clark
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There are just six weeks to go until the one day a year when we can enjoy a few hours of freedom from the surveillance society. I refer, of course, to local election day, when all those irritating formalities such as having to produce our passports, utilities bills and fingerprints are suspended. I am certainly looking forward to it. All ten of me, that is, not to mention the 140 lodgers living in my attic.
Rather less impressed by our electoral system are voters in Slough - the genuine ones, that is, rather than the 11 registered as living in one small terraced house at the time of last year's local elections. On Tuesday, Eshaq Khan, a Tory who won a council seat in the town by 120 votes, was found guilty of vote rigging after 145 postal ballot forms were found to have been returned on behalf of voters who do not exist. He is not alone. In 2005, a judge ruled that the Labour Party had rigged postal votes across Birmingham in a “fraud that would have disgraced a banana republic”.
Equally shocking is the complacency from the main political parties. A backbench MP who makes a tasteless joke can expect summary dismissal. Yet when their grassroots activists are caught fraudulently casting votes, we hear nothing from party leaderships other than a limp assurance that most members would never do this sort of thing.
One of this Government's proud achievements has been helping to bring democracy to Afghanistan and Iraq - where elections were policed by imprinting a finger of every voter with indelible ink. Yet at home it has corrupted an electoral system that the world once looked up to. Ministers were warned as long ago as May 2000 about the lack of security in postal votes. Yet they ploughed on, claiming that postal voting would reinvigorate the electoral system by encouraging more to vote.
Postal voting has certainly achieved that - at least among the deceased and fictitious. Never mind an indelible fingerprint; in Britain you can put any name on the electoral register with little chance of the information being checked. You can apply for a postal vote in someone else's name, and, astonishingly, have the ballot paper sent to an address other than where the voter is registered as living. In a remarkable exception to the Government's commitment to equality, electoral registration forms are posted not directly to the voter but to the household, helping bullying community elders to cast block votes.
I quite understand that politicians want to be loved and are keen for everyone to vote. But in an age when we can't visit Calais without handing over our biometric data, is it really too much to expect voters to present themselves in person, with their voting cards, before being allowed to choose their representatives?
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Why on earth should someone who lives in France have the right to vote in a British election?
ben foster, penley,
One quick and obvious first step that COULD be implemented before the local election in May is to make all constituencies announce the total number of postal votes cast (in addition to the current totals of votes cast for each candidate).
Any constituency where the number of Postal Votes exceeds the winner's majority should then automatically come under further scrutiny.
If your local council won't do this, then simply use a Freedom of Information Request to get the figures - and raise hell in your local papers if they fall into the suspect class!
Mike Bibby, St Albans, England -not EU
The principle of postal voting is basically good. But it is open to fraud by scrotes.
First, the solution is to remove the voting rights of anyone caught FOR EVER.
Second, ensure that everyone voting or applying for a postal vote is identified by photographic evidence as in Northern Ireland.
The problem also highlights the security position.
If this Government cannot even guarantee the integrity of the voting system, their attempts to secure the integrity of the country as a whole are NEVER going to work.
"So what" as Balls would say!
M. Cawdery, Portadown, UK ( if it still exists)
If we are unable to control the legiitimacy of the elections, then they should be postponed until we can.
I find it disgraceful that the official line is that 'we cannot fix the problem before the May elections, so we will ahead with the current corrupt system'.
Mike Poulsen, Reading, Berkshire
What about the position of overseas voters. I am unable to vote in the national elections in France where I live but always vote by post in the UK general election.
Am I to be disenfranchised?
Baring in mind the perversion of democracy that results from the operation of the party system through the activities of the party whips my MP will always do as he or she is told regardless of his or her true beliefs so perhaps losing my vote would not make any significant difference.
Stephen Green, Correns, France
In the 1960s I always voted for my father in the postal ballots for the then EEPTU elections. As an 11 year old I had read in the press about both Les Cannon and Frank Chapple's principled stand against the then communist leadership of the union. My father who wasn't interested used to put all union communication in the bin. I would take it out and vote. The fact that even today I cannot wire a plug did not seem to stop me as schoolboy doing my bit for democracy in the EEPTU.
Jeff Jones, Maesteg, UK