Matthew Syed
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Is there, in the history of human literature, a document more spuriously idealistic, more breathtakingly drunk on its own self-importance, than the Olympic Charter? It is all “preservation of human dignity” this and “harmonious development of man” that, as if the quadrennial festival, so beloved of dictators and tyrants, is about something more than one talented athlete trying to deny another a place on the podium.
Even at its most gallant - with sportsmen competing within the rules and not doped to their eyeballs on designer steroids - the Olympic Games are about nothing more than the naked pursuit of personal glory. I played in two Olympics and, in the first, had a gratifying victory over a taciturn if talented Frenchman. Call that a celebration of the human spirit if you wish, but please forgive me for wondering if you have your head somewhere in the clouds above Mount Olympus.
The guardians of the Olympic movement, a self-perpetuating elite who enjoy grotesque levels of personal privilege, like to tell us that the coming together of the nations of the world within the Olympic Village is particularly worthy of celebration, a claim that would be no more comical if it were made by the organisers of a gigantic widget convention.
They talk about “peace” and “solidarity” as if the village were some modern day Paris commune rather than a housing and restaurant conglomeration used by athletes for the purpose of winning medals at the expense of fellow residents. The only “coming together” I experienced was of the carnal rather than the utopian kind, although what do you expect when you accommodate 10,000 testosterone-fuelled youngsters in claustrophobic proximity?
None of this is to imply that I am against the Games. On the contrary, I love the Games: loved playing in them, love watching them, love writing about them. But it will not do, intellectually or morally, to impute to them a meaning that they do not possess except in the minds of those naive enough to swallow the propaganda of the IOC, an organisation so corrupt that its members deserve medals for spouting this idealistic nonsense with straight faces.
Those who actually play high-level sport perceive that the meaning of victory is to be glimpsed not in the abstractions of the charter but in the anguish of defeat. Economists call it a zero-sum game: my success is synonymous with your failure, my joy with your despair, my glory with your ignominy.
Theorists puzzled that the rise in general living standards of recent decades has not increased the sum of human happiness should examine the real Olympic ideal. Baron de Coubertin grasped that humans are not turned on by shared rewards but only by rewards that are denied to others. At bottom, the Olympic festival is capitalism without the subtlety: elitist, cruel and implacably amoral. That is why we enjoy it so much.
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Unhappy is the land in need of Olympic gold medal winners.
Dennis Wills, Portsmouth, UK
Ask the families of Olympians who were slaughtered upon returning without medals if the Olympics is about elevating the human spirit.
Ask the former soviet professional "amateur" athletes if the Olympics had anything to do with friendship and "healthy" competition.
And need anyone be reminded of the role model of sportsmanship, Tanya Harding?
Mark, Lowell, ma
A typically honest and hard-hitting column from the best sports writer still alive on this planet. Matthew tells it the way it is. The way that millions of sports spectators and indeed players have been feeling for years, without the opportunity or indeed the ability to express their disgust at the way sport (all sport) has been hijacked and used as a means to personal promotion and wealth, by people so corrupt that you wouldn't let them even talk to your sister. An excellent read and hopefully, food for thought for all.
Roy Claxton, Ayr, Scotland
Surely the Olympics are about sport and competitive sports stars competing to be the top of the elite at their particular sport in their own country and on a world stage where often countries compete against each other with individualist competitions as well as national, provincial or professional teams. I fear the spirit of sport is lacking in many modern attitudes to health where too many people can't be bothered to make a physical effort. Also this mental laziness reflects physically in the the workplace where attitudes worse than in the classrooms so often portrayed as the domain of ill discipline, are rewarded. Effort and income are hardly equal are they. What a joke to read in the Times a couple of weeks ago about an affordable hour of health pampering at £100. Easy come easy go and now you're (The average earning supposed £27,000) paying the price of false accounting. Of course it's competitive and individualistic, it's natural too and takes real effort.
James m, Sheffield,
Glad to see someone talking in real terms about the games. Ever since I was a child and we were forced to do projects on the games every 4 years in school (and some for the winter and summer games as well!) I've hated them. I guess we were to learn some lesson of team work and unity and achievment from them, but all I got was a rising sense of contempt for the high ideals these games force down our throats. Sport has always been a 'civilized' metaphor for war and I've always been deeply suspicious of any event that hinges on the victory of one and destruction of another. The games are merely an excuse for nationalism and are a commerically driven enterprise. I am glad I don't cable and don't have to deal with channel after channel of shotput anymore.
Dorian, London, Canada
It's nice (and rare) to read an appreciation of paradox and irony - at least on anything to do with sport.
Somebody (McCauley?) said: for civilisation to exist, a measure of hypocracy is necessary. He was probably right, but there is a limit, and the "Olympocrats" have gone way past it.
I just hope London doesn't spend too much of the country's money on this farce - but I'll bet it does..
Ken Leyland, Liverpool, U.K.
I could not agree more with what Mr Syed has put into words so articulately. However what is worse is the apparent willingness of the UK and other states to endorse and hail the IOC as some sort of whiter than white, humanitarian, responsible, non commercial organisation and to even change national laws to accomodate this swiss based business' monopolistic, dictaorial and anti-competitive practices. I too am a great supporter of the Olympics and Paralympics but lets not all so easily swallow this gabbage about it being an all good, benevolent force designed to create wealth, harmony and world peace.
Marina , London ,
I have always held the so-called 'games' in contempt but I wonder why Mr. Syed does not mention the debacle at the Munich Olympics when the Israeli olympians were murdered because they were Israelis by Islamics. The spirit of the Olympics surely died that day and nothing, but nothing, will ressurect, if it ever breathed, its pompous ideals.
Drugged to the eyeballs, brainless, ego laden nincompops. As for the IOC, arrrgggghhhh!!!!
John D, Perth, Western Australia, Australia
If the Olympics were anything close to being the triumph of something altruistic, as some hold them to be, we must raise the individual to their rightful position at the top and totally remove "countries", "flags", and "anthems" from it. As it is now, it is a war of nation against nation, apparently without bullets!
ken r, Wuhan, China