Robert Crampton
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Until a few days ago I was in the same position you almost certainly are now as regards Lindsay Lohan. I had heard of her, but I wasn't sure why, or how. I knew she was young, famous, American, possibly an actress. And I had a vague idea that she was a symbol of everything that is wrong with modern celebrity-obsessed culture. And I knew she liked leggings.
Then I spent a weekend watching several of her films (she is indeed an actress) back-to-back. The Crampton family had something of a Lohan season, a retrospective if you will, the software supplied by my nine-year-old daughter. I discovered that whatever else may be unjustly inflated about LiLo, as we cognoscenti call her, her reputation as a gifted and charismatic actress is well earned. I have to say I was rather taken by her.
So taken in fact that I put her name into Google. She was a child star at 12, and is still only a mere 21 years of age. She has, like our own Amy Winehouse, spent some time in rehab but is now reportedly getting her career back on track. And yet her youth and misfortune earn her no exemption from the most brutal abuse. She drinks too much, she doesn't eat enough, she doesn't wear sufficient clothing, sometimes (leggings notwithstanding) she even neglects to put on basic underwear, not a wise move when you spend your life clambering out of cars in front of photographers.
One or two ungentlemanly ex-lovers had spoken graphically about matters that should have remained private. An explicit video of Lohan and Calum Best was posted on the web, and yet the reaction on the gossip sites to this intrusion is one of cynicism rather than sympathy. I came across the same phenomenon when researching an article on Sienna Miller: the 18th-century idea that young actresses are little different to common prostitutes is alive and thriving through 21st-century technology. I've come to the simple but brilliant conclusion that those to blame for an obsession with celebrities are those who are obsessed with celebrities, rather than the objects of their obsession.
And yet even if LiLo really is no better than she ought to be, I still think we should be congratulating rather than castigating her. While her behaviour may occasionally lack maturity, her work exhibits standards of the highest ethical order. In Just My Luck, in Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, most notably in the modern classic Mean Girls, the Lohan character delivers an impeccable moral message to her impressionable audience.
Be true to yourself, your family, your friends. Diversity is admirable. Narcissism, careerism and materialism will not make you happy. Beauty is not only skin deep. Never hide your intelligence or strength to make yourself more attractive to a man. No parent of a pre-teen girl in this strange post-feminist era could have put it better. I hope LiLo is back on our screens before long.
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What a strange article by someone who doesn't seem to understand how / why celebrities are in our media all the time. Do you not realise that they have PR agencies/ Managers etc whose sole purpose is to tip off the paparazzi as to their whereabouts? There is a whole machine that goes on to ensure that we know everything that goes on in their lives and they continue to plug their lifestyles in magazines as well as ALWAYS turning up at restaurants/ bars where they know that paparazzi will be. I don't feel sorry for these "actresses". No one is forcing them to do these jobs. There are a lot of choices in society now and even as actresses it is very possible to keep a LOW PROFILE.
rosie, tunbridge wells, kent
"...her work exhibits standards of the highest ethical order." Really? Have you seen I Know Who Killed Me? Ever heard of it? " How about Chapter 27? That movie has a fine message for all the children.
"...in the modern classic Mean Girls..." Modern classic? What are you on? Stay off the drugs, they kill-sometimes the whole body, sometimes just brain cells.
"...the Lohan character delivers an impeccable moral message to her impressionable audience." Ref. IKWKM and Ch 27. In an upcomong film entitled Florence she plays a nymphomaniac waitress. I'll grant that most of her Disney work is unobjectionable pap for little girls but you seem to have lost all notions of objectivity.
I hold no ill will towards her. My daughter liked her kiddie films. I hope that she gets her life together, does what makes her happy, makes many fine films, ALSO, that the media cease stalking her but don't go to the other end of the wacko scale and canonize her. She's a young lady who gets paid to play act.
Michael Zhivago, Lille, France
"Be true to yourself, your family, your friends. Diversity is admirable. Narcissism, careerism and materialism will not make you happy. Beauty is not only skin deep. Never hide your intelligence or strength to make yourself more attractive to a man. No parent of a pre-teen girl in this strange post-feminist era could have put it better. I hope LiLo is back on our screens before long."
Wouldn't it make more sense to commend the writers and directors of those films for the messages they send, rather than the actors who performed in them?
Jay, Indianapolis, IN/USA