Helen Rumbelow
Win luxury hampers plus Waitrose vouchers & guidebooks
When we were young, ungrateful and brash, my friends and I used to snicker behind the backs of suitors who gave their girlfriends gifts of gold jewellery. We even used to say in a derogatory sing-song way: “What did he give you for your birthday, some jewell-ery?” A pair of gold earrings for Valentine's Day or Christmas was not just sappy and boring, we decreed, but signified a man who valued only the conventions of relationships, not a woman's true worth. Dump him!
Now I am more amenable to high-value gifts, and I noted with interest that the price of gold recently broke the record at $1,000 an ounce.
With interest, and a little bit of my old distaste. As the wedding season approaches, I have some important advice. If you appreciate your beloved, do not buy a gold band, but surprise her with a ring made of copper (and if she's offended, dump her!).
Because as young women we were mean but basically right: gold is a symbol of Man's ancient and collective foolishness. Copper, on the other hand, should be the modern metal of choice - in the 21st century it actually means something.
We have been dazzled by gold since the dawn of civilisation - partly because it polishes up to a nice shine, partly because it is so rare. There are other scarce and glittery things in the world, but gold's value is based on our race's decision to prize it just because everyone else does. It's the precious metals equivalent of Renée Zellweger.
Compare that with copper - which has, with much less fanfare, also reached its own record price in the past few weeks, at nearly $4 a pound or, to compare it with gold (don't laugh), 25 cents an ounce.
It doesn't sound a lot, but tell that to the two dozen people that have been killed in America in the past two years while engaged in copper theft - daredevil attempts to strip mobile phone towers and motorway lighting of copper cables. Or the passengers on the hundreds of trains disrupted in Britain every year because of stolen copper cables - described as the most serious threat to our railways apart from terrorism. Copper crime is not yet the stuff of glamorous heist movies, but arrests are rising sharply in the UK.
Why? The price of copper has quintupled since 1999, reflecting the world's - and in particular China's - need for such a useful metal. Its talent is for conducting things, like heat or electricity, and as a country's living standards improve, its need for copper grows. Unlike gold - the demand for yellow baubles goes up only when people feel insecure about the economy or their love life.
By giving a gold ring, just like buying bullion, you are saying: this is a symbol of nothing but a symbol. By contrast, what could be more romantic than a copper ring? It says you believe in connection.
Read the training tips and advice that helped our London Triathletes
Times Online's new TV show helps you make the right decisions for your pet
Read our exclusive 100 Years of Fleming and Bond interactive timeline, packed with original Times articles and reviews
The latest travel news plus the best hotels and gadgets for business travellers
Shortcuts to help you find sections and articles


Why good girls pay good money for bad-girl baubles

Search The Times Births, Marriages & Deaths
2007
£47,995
2008
£42,945
06/2006
£40,850
Great car insurance deals online
£33,000
Macmillan Cancer Support
Central/South West
£50k
NHS
Nationwide
£
£30k OTE
Meltwater News
Nationwide
circa £70k
Central Office of Information
London
5% below developer pre-launch price!
Luxury Appts, beautiful gardens w/ Thames views
Great Homes Available on a shared Ownership Basis
Great Investment, River Views
Visit the ‘entertainment capital of the world’
at great sale prices!
Christmas Cruises
From only £995pp
APTs East Coast now from only
£2425pp.
Great travel insurance deals online
Contact our advertising team for advertising and sponsorship in Times Online, The Times and The Sunday Times. Globrix Property Search - find property for sale and rent in the UK. Visit our classified services and find jobs, used cars, property or holidays. Use our dating service, read our births, marriages and deaths announcements, or place your advertisement.
Copyright 2008 Times Newspapers Ltd.
This service is provided on Times Newspapers' standard Terms and Conditions. Please read our Privacy Policy.To inquire about a licence to reproduce material from Times Online, The Times or The Sunday Times, click here.This website is published by a member of the News International Group. News International Limited, 1 Virginia St, London E98 1XY, is the holding company for the News International group and is registered in England No 81701. VAT number GB 243 8054 69.
Copper's performance is a bit dull compared with Nickel. In the same period, Nickel is 6 times what it was in 1999, via a spike of about 13 times in 2006/2007!
It is another industrial and immensely useful metal, with more interesting performance than copper. Talk aboput connection - it's used in aircraft engines, chemical processing, power generation, oil industry and so on.
Stuart, Worthing, UK
Paper and cheap metal coins are a SYMBOL for gold. Or if Gold has too much Male Idiocy Symbolic foolishness (and industrial uselessness) Platinum or Palladium are probably the way to go.
Diamonds are perhaps most foolish of all as the price is entirely controlled by a monopolistic corporation and a few terrorists.
For the couple truly thinking about each others wellfare and are willing to dispense with committing their future joint economic resourses to frivolities the best Symbol of romantic commitment presently has to be the mutual exchange of guns (and lots of ammo). In these uncertain times, if you have guns you will always have food. But having stored food without guns means you might have to give it to the gun bearing lovebirds. Then they would have both the guns (and ammo) and the food.
sarah, surry, uk
Excellent article.
Adam
Adam Jardin, London, UK
Copper dental work would not taste good.
J. Wise, Reno, NV
Gold is precious because it is scarce, portable, divisible, indestructible, fungible and recognizable; you are mistaking (or trying to mistake) an industrial commodity with money.
As long as men live together they need a means to deal with one another in a peaceful and voluntary way which canât be counterfeited by individuals or institutions. When this is not the case famines, corruption, violence, social disarrangement and ruin are inevitable (See the headlines of your news paper if you want some examples of the above).
Gold is the measure of society's virtue, the symbol of freedom and just exchange.
Francisco Danconia, Santiago, Chile
Copper jewellery, properly looked after, doesn't have to oxidise and stain your skin - but then maybe no one wants to be reminded that they have to look after (the symbol of) their marriage, rather than just let it sit and look shiny.
Fran, London,
"Gold does have practical uses. It is even better at conducting, hence its use in more expensive hi-fi cables and systems."
Gold's use in electronics is a non-oxidisable contact, guranteeing lower contact resistance over a long period. Virtually all other use of glod in electronics is to flatter the eye of the beholder and persuade them to part with money better spent elsewhere.
As a matter of fact, the best electrical conductors are silver and copper in that order. Gold is 50% more resistive than copper, and only slightly better than aluminium.
Steve S, Wiltshire, UK
When nano-technology shows us the way to killing cancer
cells, using gold as it's catalyst, GOLD will become worth
a fortune.
EKarpo, TORONTO, CANADA
If gold is a symbol of Man's foolishness, what is paper money backed by nothing and printed at will by corrupt politicians?
jose b, NY, USA
When the time comes, try buying a loaf of bread with a copper ring.
Scott, Bangkok, Thailand
Yes, if you say so. Copper leaves a very unattractive green stain on the skin (verdigris) caused by oxidisation, which is why it is rarely used in jewellry.
Paul Lennon, Woking, Surrey
You speak disparagingly of young men who proffer gifts or tokens that have been honoured through the ages as signs of devotion or love. Gold is timeless, incorruptible, universal. Are you suggesting modern females prefer something so tawdry as to discolour one's finger to be a better indicator of connection than the purity and timeless beauty of gold? I doubt it.
Arnold Dyck, Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada
Gold does have practical uses. It is even better at conducting, hence its use in more expensive hi-fi cables and systems.
Austin, London,
Your right Helen but, why not spend the same on one as the other? That would say something. It would also be a little more in the bank of the future .
brian, gladstone, qld aust
What is a woman's true worth? As a young woman you snickered at the foolishness of men who in a traditionally honoured way gave you the best thing they could imagine, and you considered it foolishness. So, now copper is the new "gold"? What's the difference? Copper, like gold, is just a thing. Shame on you! It's not about the things men give women - and what is it about you anyway that makes you think you are so worthy to be a recipient as opposed to being a giver- as to be a judge of what is worthy or not? In my opinion, when someone gives a gift to another, the gift's rarity and beauty and imperishability are far more valuable considerations than industrial utility. Smarten up! And, anyway, don't you know that copper leaves a stain on your finger? I'm a great advocate of freedom of expression, but also a great advocate of personal responsibility and common sense, and your blog smacks of immaturity and disrespect.
Arnold Dyck, Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada
Ms Rumbelow makes the same mistake as scores of other shortsighted commentators by denigrating gold as having no value and is based on "our race's decision to prize it just because everyone else does".
Let's take the same logic to art. What is the "purpose" of a Van Gogh painting that it can attract a price that is obscene? Given its weight and use and rarity, does its price bear any relationship to other "usefull" things such as a loaf of bread?
Ms Rumbelow apparently questions that beauty is of "use" and that rarity, beauty and indestructability (contrary to paintings) does have a value. This was recognised long ago for precious metals, gemstones and art. Awarding value only to items for consumption and as a means of production is a primitive approach. Mankind's appreciation for beauty distinguishes us from animals.
Kees Dekker, Johannesburg, South Africa