Simon Singh
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On Saturday night, perhaps for the first time in history, there was a round of applause at the announcement of a hospital closure. I was speaking at a seminar organised by Skeptics in the Pub, and I had just explained that the Tunbridge Wells Homoeopathic Hospital is due to close next year because of a huge drop in the number of referrals.
Nobody in the audience was belittling the suffering of those patients who would be deprived of homoeopathic treatment, but instead they were endorsing the fact that the money saved would be spent on more effective treatments.
It was good to be back among friendly sceptics after a week of attacks from homoeopaths. I have just co-written a book that assesses the safety and efficacy of dozens of alternative therapies - our book concludes that a few therapies can indeed help patients, but homoeopathy is not one of them, because there is no real evidence to suggest that it acts as anything except a placebo. There have been more than 200 trials investigating homoeopathy and the overall result is that its remedies are utterly bogus.
There is no reason why homoeopathy should work. According to homoeopaths “like cures like”, so pollen supposedly can cure hay fever. In order to transform it into a cure, the pollen is diluted over and over again until there is nothing left of the original pollen. The resulting solution is then used to create a pill, which therefore contains no active ingredient whatsoever. Homoeopaths readily admit that this is the case, because they claim that it is the “memory” of the pollen that cures patients.
Homoeopathy for colds or bruises is relatively harmless, because all that happens is that you recover after just seven days instead of taking a whole week. The problem, however, is that many homoeopaths will claim to be able to treat everything from malaria to HIV. If you still harbour any sympathies that homoeopathy is a form of medicine that can treat such serious conditions, then perhaps the absurdity of homoeopathy will become apparent if you think about one of its treatments, namely a flu remedy called Oscillococcinum.
Each year a homoeopathic company called Boiron kills a muscovy duck and then extracts its heart and liver. This is then repeatedly diluted to create the entire world's supply of the flu remedy that generates sales of more than $20 million. There is no reason why a duck's heart and liver should cure flu, particularly when it is so diluted that the resulting pills contain no extract of duck. This has to be the ultimate quack remedy.
Simon Singh is the co-author of Trick or Treatment? Alternative Medicine on Trial
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I have suffered from allergies for my whole life and despite many attepts with conventional medicine I have never been able to fully breath through my nose due to congestion. After trying Borions Sinusalia I have been able to breath through my nose for the first time in years with no side effects.
Tristyn, Calgary, Canada
prb, if you believe in homeopathy then we may as well burn every book in the world about physics, chemistry and biology. Face it my friend - it is placebo medicine.
Matthew, dover, England
A horrible thing is happening in the UK. Thousands of sick people will be denied help when homeopathic hospitals close, tossed to the wolves - the legal drug-pushers of today. Thank God I left the UK with it's decrepit health system. You deserve what is coming to you.
PRB, Sydney, Australia
You say 'resulting solution'... but that is the whole point. There is no 'solution', only pure water, which miraculously remembers what these quacks want it to but forgets every other substance that has passed through it over millions of years. No wonder Prince Charles approves
Robin Blick, Swansea, U.K.
Exacly how are we going to ask the Queen Mother? Re it's OK to use it even if it's just a placebo, see http://www.whatstheharm.net/homeopathy.html
Leon, Stafford,
It's obvious that you people know nothing about this subject and SS if that's his name, should talk to the Queen Mother and Prince Phillip and ask them whether it works.
Shonky, Doncaster, Australia
With regards to the positive trials mentioned below- what you failed to disclose was that they were performed by homeopathists with no control over other factors, badly deigned and usually relying on how the subject feels as the measure of sucess - something that is easily influenced.
symball, lunnon,
There's lots of data. Enough to be *sure* it doesn't work. google "placebo effect animal" for how placebo affects animal trials. Physics Q: Suggest an experiment to distinguish 2 identical flasks, one contains water, the other H2O. H'pathy is mad. As placebo it's £££. It doesn't work. It's *mad* K?
phayes, Aberystwyth, Cymru
There is no evidence that homeopathy works in animals. There is a large amount of evidence that suggests homeopaths have succeeded in convincing animal owners that their bogus phoney treatments have improved there pets health. These people are fraudsters who steal your money with fake remedies.
Ludd, Leicester, UK
Another "quackbuster" jumps on the anti homoeopathy bandwagon to promote his book - hope he donates some of the profits to his local NHS hospital. I am a homoeopath who has a GP and Vet who are also both homoeopaths. We live and work in harmony. Nil desperandum.
Elizabeth, Beaminster, England
It always amuses me, I have taught physics for 25 years, how those who claim to be from science do not use science to critique homeopathy. There are hundreds of trials many better than placebo & are not utterly bogus. I wonder if their failure to use real science is based on a fear it works?
Jerome Whitney, London, UK
This is a typical, depressing British medical reaction to something they don't understand. Different here in France where alternative medicine is encouraged even by conventional GPs. For the record, homeopathy works with animals - so how would they know about placebos ?
david, Ligneyrac, France
Simon,
You don't tell us why something that works as a placibo should be closed down.
It is accepted by conventional medicine that there is a placibo effect, and there is even evidence that it works on animals. Yet many health "experts" decry it because there is no scienific evidence - yet.
Rob, Sudbury, Suffolk, England
Alan - What's atheism got to do with it? Atheism theoretically precludes rationality and therefore science (if thought is determined by a chain of physical causation).
Placebo's deceive people by definition, cost money, and have no genuine benefit. ie its a con. Keep closing the hospitals!
James, London,
Don't get me wrong - I'm a convinced atheist, I don't believe in conspiracy theories and I'm otherwise completely down-to-earth - but...
... if homoeopathy works (be it as a placebo), then I'm all in favour of homoeopathy.
alan, germany,