Joe Joseph
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I don't mean to sound ungrateful about this week's landing on Mars of Nasa's Phoenix probe, but... is that it? Is that as big a leap as they can manage, these scientists (motto: “We may not be sure whether black holes produce thermal radiation, or be able to teach Hillary Clinton election arithmetic, but we guarantee that every week we will come up with an exciting enhancement to your dishwasher tablet that will leave even the toughest dishes cleaner, smear-free and smelling lemony-fresh!”)?
Far from showing how swiftly the world is advancing, the Phoenix mission is another dispiriting reminder of how the pace of change in the world is regressing.
It's 2008, for Pete's sake. Weren't we supposed to be taking holidays on Mars by 2008? When we watched Star Trek as children, didn't we assume that by the 21st century we'd be in silver one-piece suits, visiting galaxies, meeting aliens with eyeballs the size of watermelons and nostril foliage like an upturned version of Don King's hairdo? In fact, we can barely travel across London without havoc (what happened to those personal jetpacks we were promised?). Japan's Bullet Train is almost half a century old and we still haven't built anything that matches it for grace and punctuality. Concorde, far from being a first step to being able to fly to Sydney in an hour, has died. Supersonic travel died with it.
Just like Al Gore used to be the next president of the United States, the future used to be the next phase awaiting mankind. That's how the future is supposed to work, isn't it? But all around us lies spooky evidence that the world may actually be moving in reverse.
The prices of houses are now retreating to what they were back in 1956. Far from finding a substitute for our reliance on fossil fuels by cleverly recycling, say, old staples, our demand for oil has climbed so high that Colombian drug cartels are moving into petroleum. Forget that we were supposed, by now, to be getting our nutrition in a handy daily pill. But given all the technological advances in food production, shouldn't the world have cracked how to feed itself? Yet instead of harnessing the bounty of high-tech disease-free, weed-resistant crops, the West has turned instead to medieval organic farming practices that involve persuading your pets to poop more so that you'll have something nourishing to sprinkle on your allotment.
Art? Banksy's artworks, daubed on walls, are closer to prehistoric cave paintings than to Picasso. Writing implements have become more unreliable since we “progressed” from the pencil (Pencil user: “Hello? Is that the Pencil helpline? My pencil's stopped working. Just like that! Yes, I tried sharpening it. Any tips?” Pencil premium-rate helpline: “Have you tried putting it back in your pencil case and taking it out again?”).
On the bright side, as long as science never sleeps we know there'll always be one thing we can confidently say about the future. It will be cleaner, smear-free and smell lemony-fresh.
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Science (or rather engineering) is driven by what people want / need. Not enough people wanted Concorde so it died. Would you rather eat a steak or a food pill? Do you really want to pay for someone to go to Mars? Would you trade you car for a microlight? - they cost about the same. Thought not
Simon, London,
According to Adrian Berry in the Next Ten Thousand Years (1974), we should have been close to mining other planets by now. It was about harnessing enough energy on earth to do that. What he didn't factor in were SUVs and the best and brightest going into investment banks and hedge funds since then.
Hans Tjio, Singapore, Singapore
Science is regressing because it is mired in half-truth or outright lies. The scientific system promotes not the interests of scientific truth but the agendas of the researchers, commercial, financial, ideological, or often just plain self-deception. There are many highly qualified cranks.
Greg Lorriman, Leatherhead, UK
Space enterprises taken a back seat? Leave it to China-their sole goal is commercial & economic advancement at all costs. Voila! they will succeed where we have failed.
ian cheese, london, uk
The answer to your question re Mars: economics! The answer to the rest of your questions: read Jez's comments from Ringwood.
Steve, Swansea, UK
It's the understanding of science in the general public that appears to be reversing as complexity grows exponentially.
Thus we see the rise of aromatherapy and holistic medicine. If science appears to be magic (apologies to Arthur C Clarke) then what is science?
Stuart, Chichester, England
The space dream died because governments arnt prepared to pay for it anyone more. Manned travel beyond earth's orbit is out of the question until
1 we invent a faster, safer and cheaper way to do it
2 someone shows us something economically worthwhile "out there" to justify the cost and the risk
Mark, Bristol, UK
Science has advanced almost exponentially in some areas, just not the ones the old pulp authors predicted.
I remember an 'Amazing Stories' picture of a man using a slide rule on an intergalactic rocket.
Instead of this we ended up with super computers and the 'Beagle' lander.
Bob, Liverpool, UK
As Brett says, it's mostly a matter of resources; which in turn reflect social priorities. If the money spent on the Iraq war had instead been given to NASA, it would suffice to land 500 astronauts on Mars and bring them home again.
Tom Welsh, Basingstoke,
So lets bring the cold war back and make the next science leap. And on the go, clean up the political mess resulting from absence of fear equillibrium in the world.
Vickie, TA,
I blame 'Star Wars': The film not the weapons system. After that kids were more interested in light sabres and 'the Force' than ion drives and modular spacecraft. (The trekkies didn't help with their lobbying for dead end technology reusable spacecraft either).
Eric Skelton, Cardiff, Wales
If science is going backwards, it's still going forward far too fast for me (relatively speaking)
Kevin Straw, Leicester,
Fred Pohll's "The Space Merchants" always seemed more convincing than "Star Trek".
Science continues to make great strides. But it's the science of Edward Bernays, not of Einstein. The science of getting people to do what you want, and think that it's all their own idea.
Ian Kemmish, Biggleswade, UK
International Space Station. Constellation. Moon in 2015. Its all happening, I've just got back from Kennedy and trust me, they still beleive.
Andrew Fanner, Cowplain, UK
Clearly, to a large extent space enthusiasm reflected archetypal East-West competition. Thus, in the post-cold war vacuum, only poorly filled by "global terror", spending billions on reaching other balls of rock represents an expensive game of keepie-uppie. Mineral rights potential notwithstanding.
Mark, Istanbul, Turkey
Rubbish.
The sequencing of the human genome, the internet, flat-screen TV, the large Hadron Collider at Cern, gene therapy, targeted anti cancer drugs, mobile telephones, supercomputers, electric cars, renewable energy, powerful anti inflammatory drugs.
Just a few great leaps for mankind.
Jez, Ringwood, England
It's a matter of resources, ultimately, with regards to the space program. Even Kennedy said that while he wanted to put a "reasonable" amount of resources into it, it was only the competitive imperative of the Cold War that led to the diversion of resources to be used in the pre-1970s space effort.
Brett, Salt Lake City, USA