Fanny Walker
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There is something historically incomplete about the modern Olympic motto of “citius, altius, fortius” or “faster, higher, stronger”. But in this lies an opportunity for the London Games. The original games of Ancient Greece included an intellectual component of poetry and rhetoric, something the Ancient Romans understood in their ideal of mens sana in corpore sano, a sound mind in a healthy body.
It is time to bring poetry back to the London Games.
Thus far, much of Britain has been unimpressed at the prospect of the 2012 Olympics, in no small part due to our secret certainty that we are not likely to win much. We are not an athletic nation. We invent sports, but don't seem to win them any more. But there are compensations: some of the greatest gifts the UK has brought to the world have been intellectual and literary: from Shakespeare to J.S. Mill, Oscar Wilde to Rudyard Kipling. And we should be proud of that.
After all, the Olympic Games were originally about finding the nation's best warrior, and keeping warriors honed during times of peace. The cultural and intellectual challenges began because brawn without brain is a useful battering ram, but a useless leader.
But what do we mean by poetry these days? A few years ago Seamus Heaney declared Eminem to be the best poet of his generation. Heaney seemed unaware of slam poetry. Invented by Mark Smith in Chicago in 1984, it arose from the boredom of seeing poet after poet mumble off a page in front of a sleepy audience. Slam is best described as actors performing poems, and an awful lot of it could even be seen as poetic stand-up comedy (check out Americans Rives and Taylor Mali on YouTube). If you've ever thought poetry was boring or inaccessible, this is the genre for you.
Slams are competitions, typically involving heats over three rounds, with only three finalists. There are set time limits, usually 2min 15sec in the first two rounds, stretching to three minutes in the final. The competitors are judged on performance, content and audience reaction. Slam has existed in the UK since 1994, through Farrago slam in London, run by John Paul O'Neill. Since 2004 there has even been a World Individual Poetry Slam, and in 2006 the world champion was Elvis McGonagall, a Scot.
In America slam poetry has its own television show Def Poetry Jam, hosted by the hiphop artist Mos Def. Saul Williams, who puts poems over music, has a hugely successful charting album. He was also the star of the independent film Slam which won the 1998 Sundance Grand Jury Prize and the Cannes Film Festival Camera d'Or.
In the UK there are now poetry stages at Glastonbury, Latitude, Leeds and Reading Festivals and Bestival. Ross Sutherland, compere of this year's Latitude poetry stage and member of Aisle 16, often considered the UK's best poetry collective, is a Times Young Writer of the Year.
Clearly the audience for slam is out there. But the 2012 Olympics need a kick up the backside to get anyone interested.
By reinstating poetry as an Olympic event, not only could it interest more people but Great Britain would stand a good chance of winning medals. There is a plethora of slam talent at the moment. Dizraeli, the current BBC Radio 4 UK Slam Champion, was a semi-finalist at this year's world championships. His poem Engurland, has lines such as “...they reach their teens and learn to count up to ten Bensons, hiding behind Hedges burning pubescent tension”.
At the famous end of the UK scene there are phenomena such as Luke Wright, Polar Bear and Kat Francois. But head to a basement bar in Edinburgh, Bristol or even Bangor and you're just as likely to find impressive wordplay by up-and-comers such as Bram Gieben, Ash Dickinson or Martin Daws.
Introducing slam poetry to the Olympics will bring a healthy dose of cynicism to the proceedings. With steroid scandals smearing every sport from cycling to swimming, we may one day reach a point where the Olympics become a reproduction of that famous Energizer advert: one super-sized “juiced-up” pink bunny powering past a poor, pathetic, puny Duracell. We might as well all be watching Robot Wars.
Imagine the marketing potential: the poetry event is the Eddie the Eagle of the 2012 Olympics. Poets spend too much time inside. We write furiously into the night, often get paid in free booze and end up eating fast food for four weeks straight, living on trains and rushing from gig to gig.
Glorious, tall, lithe, muscled athletes standing on the podium accepting medals next to greasy, four-eyed alcoholics with pot bellies. For the mental picture alone, it's an idea worth getting behind.
Fanny Walker is a prize-winning British slam poet. Her album Stop Signs is released in September
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Commission me, yep, me, poet, to write a series of Olympic Poems on Olympian Themes to put on posters around, say, the Circle Line. Olympics = Greece = Birthplace of Western Culture = Epic Narrative Poetry, surely?
Ralph Hoyte, Bristol, UK
And why not Olympic beauty contests? This is just the sort of farce which ruined the Ancient Olympics.
T. J. Cassidy, Arlington, Virginia, U.S.A.
The inaugural World Mind Sport Games will be in Beijing in early October this year, with bridge, chess, Chinese chess, go and draughts involved. Get London to host the second one. There are enough non-sports at the Olympics as it is, we don't need another.
Fraser Rew, Wellington, New Zealand
Hmmm, if it ever were poetry, but it always turns out to be doggerel. When poetasters like Ian McMillan are hyped up by the BBC as 'poets it doesn't do much for the reputation of poetry, or the experience of the listener.
John Ledbury, Kings Lynn, England
I love you England, all is well.
Take a left at marks pointing north
set in train a salty march through slatty troughs
to where Altantis grew wings: American countries.
Trick moth that harries lamp so soon turned off.
What means dreams versers place? Feed now
we there all twain.
Joseph Duvernay, Frazier Park, US
Excuse you. Oscar Wilde was an Irishman, we'll have him back please. Get your own Greats.
Thanks.
Darragh, Wicklow, Ireland
Oscar Wilde was not British but Irish. Duh.
Lev, Zurich,
I'm sure that advert is the other way round.
Michael Laughton, Runcorn, United Kingdom
Interesting thought Fanny. Could be part of a literary Olympic decathlon with events such as Speed Scrabble, 20 second sonnet writing, power pitching and relay rhyming. I'm in!
On a more realistic note, when is there going to be a TV /reality show dedicated to slam and performance poetry.
Mandy Maxwell, Northumberland, uk
An absolutely smashing idea! Fanny Walker is correct that the original Olympics included feats of mind and creativity as well as examples of physicial strength and endurance. And she is equally correct that such events should be returned to the competition. Brava Fanny!
Peter Roff, Alexandria, Virginia, U.S.A.
There may be vague historical precedent, but I wouldn't want to see poetry at the Olympics. Slam doesn't represent the best poetry - stage or page - that this country has to offer. Much of it is trite, derivative and limited. There are always exceptions, of course, to prove the rule.
Tim Rivers, London, UK