Melanie McDonagh
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It would be wrong to jeer, especially when there are children involved. But the news of Madonna's divorce from Guy Ritchie will cheer up a great many people in these dark, pinched times.
It's not that any celebrity marriage deserves to fail. It's just that the dissolution of a marriage in which Madonna is a partner is a cheering reminder that there are limits to the lengths to which naked ambition, iron control, ruthless self-aggrandisement, a penchant for kabbalah and the pursuit of the body beautiful can get you. An awful lot of young women used to model themselves on Madonna. Older now, they may do so just that little bit less now it seems that her trademark habits are precisely what may have put off her put-upon husband. It seems the worm that was Mr Guy Ritchie turned when he found that Madonna intended to defer the announcement of their divorce for a time convenient for her US tour.
The best bit of the reports was the revelation that Ritchie had had it up to here with his wife's four-hour-a-day gym habit. Four hours.
Male readers may not know this, but women have been told for an awfully long time about Madge's fitness routine. Celebrity trainers and workout routines were routinely peddled to a gullible female public on the strength of her imprimatur. Some of it was, of course, intended to keep her fit for her gruelling stage tours. But in so far as it was intended to make her physically attractive at home, it backfired. Ritchie, who sounds like a sane sort of person, was repelled, not attracted by that degree of obsession. It produced a toned physique - and it's hard to look at the woman's biceps without feeling that batwing arms are preferable - but at a price.
As a “close friend” of the couple told one paper: “Madonna is obsessed with trying to look years younger than her real age.” So it wasn't the age difference between the couple that was the problem - she is ten years his senior - but her angst-ridden efforts to disguise her age. The valuable lesson of all this for other women is that what magazines tell you men like, and what men actually like, are two different things.
The real interest of the break-up, though, is whether Ritchie will claim the share of his wife's fortune to which he is legally entitled. Alimony is one thing when the beneficiary is the wife of a rich man, quite another if the claimant is a man. But Ritchie can claim to have subordinated his career to his wife's and helped to raise their child. If he wins custody of their son and an equal share of her assets, it would do more to advance the principles of equality than his wife's entire career.
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I am sure that Guy can look after himself. He must be fed up with her beauty-fitness regime, and her adoption urge. No time for Guy. I am so glad what you write about M's obsession with staying young and 4 hrs a-day training for those AWFUL muscles! Culture clash! Poor chap had to walk.
Sylvia, London, UK
Shouldn't he get 50% of what she earned and the house like all these goldgiggers usually do?
Tom, london,
Victoria, can I give a glaring example of the opposite of what you say: Cherie Blair!
Though talented and intelligent, she made shedloads of money from speaking tours - even disgustingly from charities she was supposed to be helping & only because she was exploiting the fact she was the PM's wife!
PP, London,
Though he may arguably have had some benefit to his career through association, the point is still valid: men do not get equal share of custody (let alone priority), neither do they normally get equal share of wealth - which women are at pains to try to claim when it's their turn
PK, UK,
"But Ritchie can claim to have subordinated his career to his wife's and helped to raise their child."
... but there's tangible evidence out there not only of him working throughout his children's early years, but of him really not deserving the money he did earn. Can't say that of most exes.
Victoria, Lancaster,
Do you people have no respect for the fact that it doesn't matter who you are, you are still a person. Madonna and indeed Guy Ritchie are such and so to "cheer" is just disgusting. Shame on you!!
Ben, London, UK