Joan Bakewell
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Advertising account executives must be green with envy; fundraisers must be tearing their hair. A young woman who writes sitcoms for a living came up with an idea around June, posted it on a comment-is-free website and saw it mushroom into something global. The idea of the atheist bus, which will bear the slogan “There's probably no God. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life”, will not even leave the garages until January, but it has caught the popular imagination. More than that, it has ruffled the feathers of established religious spokesmen, prompted tentative support from unlikely corners and even breached the citadel of religious broadcasting.
The results so far: by midday on Thursday there were 1,800 supportive comments on the blog site: they are often offbeat and full of good humour: “I'm sending a tenner because no one thanked the farmers at my son's harvest festival.” £83,000 has already been pledged, with offers pouring in from as far afield as Russia, Chicago, New Mexico, New Zealand and Ohio. As Ariane, the idea's begetter, says: “The sky's the limit - except, of course, there's nothing up there.”
There have been calls to spread the message to Ireland, Spain, Manchester, the US, Cardiff, Australia and Wales ... Manchester again ... and less hopefully to Kabul and Alaska. There are some surprising contributors: The Christian think-tank Theos has donated £50 in the belief that talking about God is a good thing and there is no such thing as bad publicity. The notion has even broken into the sacred minutes of the Radio 4 spot Thought for the Day, which has been locked in conflict with the British Humanist Society for what seems years. One bright idea from a 28-year-old woman and the atheist bus makes it on to the programme. Not since Going to Work on an Egg has an advertising initiative made such an impact, and for so little cost.
Yet as advertising copywriting the slogan doesn't really cut the mustard. It has no lilt, no rhymes, no wordplay. And that word “probably” has opened a can of worms. Many bloggers have asked simply “why 'probably'?” “Probably” was what they worried over most. It's said that Richard Dawkins, who is contributing some £5,000, favoured the phrase “almost certainly”. Another contributor explains that “in science nothing has certainty, only statistical probability”. I can see the copywriters chewing their pens over that one. So "probably" stays. There are other reasons, too. Yesterday in her blog Ariane explained that inserting the word helped to avoid breaching the Advertising Standards Authority rules.
Meanwhile, in the same week a government minister, Phil Woolas - three weeks ago appointed Immigation Minister - speculated in a Times interview that within 50 years or so the Church of England will have lost the special position it holds at the heart of the country's life. He suggested that in any reform of the House of Lords the privileged position of the 26 Lords Temporal - the C of E bishops - would be up for consideration. The Church's disestablishment was suddenly within a lifetime's prospect.
This is exactly where the light-hearted atheist's campaign intersects with national affairs.
It has been obvious over recent years that well-funded religious lobbies have been bringing their influence to bear on a government legislative programme that includes considerations of abortion and the matter of assisted dying. In accordance with their specifically devout beliefs, such groups are able to challenge and defeat legislation that many of us would like to see liberalised. The unelected bishops in the House of Lords rise to speak against such moves as Lord Joffe's Bill to legalise assisted dying.
So what is the atheist bus achieving? First, it establishes a sense of solidarity among those who see religious sentiments carrying the day simply because they are well organised and well funded. From the tone of their blogs the bus-funders are often young people who feel that no one is listening to them. Now they are at least being heard.
Its second achievement is to convey the fact that atheists believe in something rather than nothing. It is a canard of the religious to suggest that atheism is an absence, a void, a moral vacuum. It is no such thing. It constitutes a body of belief in humanity and its virtues. A lack of faith and the decline of religion are often blamed for the current evils of society. Those without belief in God want it to be known that they have as strong a moral framework as those who follow ancient biblical texts and commandments laid down long ago by desert tribes. It is not an unreasonable thing to expect, and the bus is perhaps a jokey way of saying so.
So what next? There is money to spare already beyond the original plans of the organisers. Perhaps there will be billboards around the country. Stephen Green of Christian Voice predicts that such displays will be covered in graffiti. As he dares to declare: “People don't like being preached at”!
My own fear is that while this has started in a gentle and unconfrontational way, it may fuel the notion that people have to be antagonistic to those of other faiths. While it is spoken in the mood of live and let live, I am apprehensive that it may be seen by others as a move in the battle of faith-versus-science. Theology in all its centuries-old intricacies and science with its blossoming insights are both far too subtle to allow of such clichés.
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It is arrogant to assume that all atheists are immoral - some atheists are moral, some aren't. Atheism does not have a figurehead that represents the views of persons within the group, all atheists have their own opinions governed by rational thought and debate as opposed to dogma.
Eamon Staunton, Oxford,
"There is probably no God. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life". I have often wondered what humanist hospital chaplains
say to patients with terminal cancer and their loved ones. Now I know.
Jon, London, England
This slogan implies that that Christians are not happy and do not enjoy themselves, when really the opposite is true. We have had our minds opened and our hearts changed to the truth, we have been set free to love everyone. So many, like the Salvation Army for instance, help all who are in need.
Mrs Margaret Elward, Bridgend, Glam
I love the probably! For so long we've been told there's no way there's a God! Have atheists finally come out of their lonely ravine? It's slipped a bit since it's height 200 years ago hasn't it!
Philip Berry, Guildford, UK
What a stupid waste of money. A society addicted to the pleasure principle and self gratification needs no exhortations to enjoy itself and the message will appear ludicrous to people worriying about their jobs, mortgages and savings. £83,000 would be better spent by donating it to my local hospice
James, London, UK
Atheists "open to new evidence" ? Stuart Hartill obviously doesn't know any.
Jon, London, England
I'm not sure what you mean by the atheists' "handle", Andrew, but I think you mean the slogan "implies" something. The inference is yours.
alan, germany,
I thought we believers were indulging in escapism, yet the slogan infers we're giving ourselves unnecessary worry. It can't be both. So much for atheism having the handle on rationality.
Andrew L, Leeds, United Kingdom
Two reasons for 'probably'.
Firstly, the wording, like everything else, evolved from an online discussion and the opening suggestion was a pun on a classic advert - 'Religion:probably the worst idea in the world'.
Secondly, only religionists 'know' they're right. Atheists are open to new evidence.
Stuart Hartill, Ramsey, Isle of Man,
We cannot prove universal synthetic statements. Hence we never know for certain whether they are true. All assumptions expressed in universal statements are fallible. Thus "we must regard all laws and theories as hypothetical or conjectural; that is, as guesses" (Popper)
jim, sydney,
There is no certain knowledge, except perhaps in pure sciences, logic and mathematics. Given the untestability of God's existence, and the controversial nature of the "evidence", we have to admit doubt. This holds for the conjecture that is theism as well.
jim, sydney,
The golden rule was recorded in Vedic tradition in India ~3000BCE; the Middle East (Hebrew) ~1300BCE; Zoroastrian ~600BCE; Buddhist, Confucian, Jain, Taoist traditions ~500BCE, Socrates ~440BCE. It likely predated all dates here.
jim, sydney,
"Probably" was actually added at the insistence of London Transport. It shouldn't have been added, because you can't prove 'There is no God' is false advertising. Otherwise, I'm off to sue the church for false advertising!
Andrew, Fareham,
Excellent article. The arrogant assumption by many religious bods that morals come from the supernatural, and hell awaits those who don't worship the correct God is trully baffling. Bring on the buses.
iain rae, tunbridge wells, t.w.
to M Robinson - the "Golden Rule" comes from Plato who said it 400 years before Jesus was born. Questions of morality should be decided upon on the basis of whether or not they reduce the sum of human suffering - and not on some arbitrary text.
Nick , London,
Fantastic news! I am glad atheism is finding a voice.
And to those like M Robinson - maybe there are no absolutes. No divine purpose. No good and evil. Scary, but brilliant, because we are not nihilists, we are not immoral, and we appreciate the universe, which is more wonderful than any god.
Ben, York,
Joan Bakewell is wrong. I am not a 'young person', I am 60 years old and no-one has been listening to my (Atheist) point of view for a long time! Hurrah for the bus, and hurrah for the campaign against faith schools!
Elaine, Pinner,
Professor Dawkins invests so much time and money in a lack of belief! Astounding
Steven, Buckhurst Hill,
But where does the 'golden rule' come from? Who decides what is right or wrong, good or bad, truth or lie? Who is the final arbiter of these things? One atheist might think one thing, another atheist something else. Hitler wanted to kill Jews, Mao wanted to kill intellectuals; who decides?
M.Robinson, London, UK
Just wanted to point out that:
A) This campaign now has very good funding and..
B) This is morey important:
http://www.justgiving.com/faithschools
This is also worth a look (they don't want a donatiion, just an email to the BBC):
http://www.pledgebank.com/thoughtfortheday
Crispin, London,
To the question raised by Colin Mackinnon, Where is atheisms moral framework located. It is inside my head, your head, everyones head, it evolved with us, allowed us to live together, reproduce together. Now it comes in a written form as well, LAW!
Karl Pollitt, Rotherham,
Revd John Richardson:
The bus didn't have room for "if you're one of the mentally ill who think they need a 'god' then religion won't help you but a psychiatrist might"
Gareth
Gareth Kelly, Sheffield, Yorkshire
dph, the idea that life and everything is "pointless" without something else beyond it (the universe was built just for us, we live forever, or whatever) is, actually, profoundly insulting.
It seems that the wonder of the universe and of being alive is just not good enough for some people.
Peter, Liverpool,
Thanks for keeping the faith issue going and to Ariane et al for the sucinct "There's probably no God. Now stop worring and enjoy your life". It's a great antidote to the often blind fundamentalism. May I join the pedantists (footsoldiers) and suggest including 'probably' means it is an agnostic bus
peter ainley, salford,
Yep. Life is all about amusing yourself while you can. Tiberius would have been pleased opinion finally turned his way. But for some, non-belief is the thing that truly insults the intelligence. That this whole world, galaxy, universe is basically pointless. Just happens to be there.
dph, salisbury, England
The so-called "Christian Voice" is a small group of narrow extremists. Please, Joan (and the BBC), don't let them claim to speak for the majority of Christians - they certainly don't for me.
G Humphries, Portsmouth, England
"Where is atheism's moral framework located? Who has written it down? What is it? What does it say about abortion (24 weeks? 30 weeks? 36) or assisted suicide?. How does it define a just war?"
It isn't written down. That's the point. Atheists think for themselves. They do not follow a dogma.
GFA, Plymouth, Devon
I think if some religious body wanted to run a pro-religious poster campaign it would be much easier for it access taxpayers' cash.
I'm fed-up being told by Christians that my lack of religion makes me inferior in some way; and I'm concerned that so much taxpayers' money funds religion.
Des, Edinburgh,
Atheist, agnostic, beleiver, whatever, we are going to die! The words are meaningless and stem from ego and self justification. Regardless of which camp you choose to dwell in, aspire to love and kindness and do not judge. You can see was right when your dead and is you were wrong it won't matter.
Michael Pearce, Gloucester, UK
"Stephen Green of Christian Voice predicts that such displays will be covered in graffiti."
Well I suppose that's rather more restrained than blowing the bus up!
J Green, Stockport,
Colin Mackinnon, all the Bible says on unborn "rights" is that if you beat a pregnant woman into losing the baby, there's no extra penalty unless you make her infertile. Murder a person, you get death. So we may conclude the Bible says a foetus isn't "murderable". Abortion itself is never mentioned.
Lizzie, London,
Joan, 'live and let live' is fine if religious faiths do not interfere with the lives of atheists, but they persist in interfering. In areas like abortion, assisted dying, developments in genetics, moral choice, sexuality not to mention terrorism and extremism, they slow progress and cause pain.
Paul Freeman, London, England
I'm not young and I don't feel un-listened to. I'm just an atheist, plain and simple. I don't need to be told what's right or wrong, I can figure that out for myself.
Katie, BRistol,
Mel Hassan, in his book "A Guaranteed Formula for Happiness" indicates proof of the existence of God. Quote: "Who but God could have selected from the entire Universe the one and only Solar System that was conducive (through its perfectly balanced Earth, Sun, Moon) to the creation of life".
Menchem Chazan, Deerfield, Fl, USA
Hi Colin.
Read Ch 6 of Dawkins' The God Delusion. It explains where our sense of morality probably comes from and shows that humans the world over have a very similar moral compass. This is regardless of religion and even though we often cannot articulate why we believe something is wrong or right.
Jane Clements, Sydney, Australia
I call for the education of children, not the indoctrination of children.
Richard Bembridge, Sheffield,
It's the British Humanist ASSOCIATION, Joan. Perhaps you are mixing it up with the National Secular Society?
Anyway, hope you've made your £50 donation.
All aboard!
Pete Moss, Reading, UK
It's the British Humanist Association, not British Humanist Society.
Kim Northwood, Bedford, UK
Several mentions of Christianity, bishops, church of england, but no mention of muslims or Islam. How about a bus saying "There is probably no Allah"? No? Why could that be? I can't imagine.
Trofim, Birmingham, UK
Next stop - Humanism on "Thought for the Day" please! I would stop tuning out every time it's on if I thought my viewpoint may be represented. Bearing in mind many others "probably" do likewise, surely the current religious monopoly on the slot is tantamount to preaching to the converted.
Paul Brill, Insch, Scotland
Colin Mackinnon asks: "Where is atheism's moral framework located?"
Atheists construct their own morality, based on evolutionary instincts, social influences and their own reasoning. Better that than following (ie. cherry-picking from) a 2000-year-old anthology. We're all individuals, even you!
Jason Mills, Accrington, UK
Yes, "this has started in a gentle and unconfrontational way" and the thing is, most atheists like me are not prepared to fight and kill people to defend their beliefs in the way that most followers of religion are. You can bet your boots that it will be the religious right who turn nasty!
Chris Shaw, Dorchester, United Kingdom
Interesting that some people have to have a book of morals to be able to distinguish right and wrong. As an Atheist, our life and choice in life is up to us. But we live with the social consequences and guilt that comes with our choices with no absolution from God. I live by the golden rule...
Joanna, Los Angeles, USA
Colin: The whole point is you don't live your life from a book. Just because Athiests don't have a god doesn't mean you have to put something else in that place. Just do well towards others, aim to be a good person. People are responsible for their own actions, not a deity or his evil counterpart.
Dave, Kent,
Colin - the moral framework is located in the individual, free to explore the world around them. Most atheists I know have a deep sense of morality. Basic human values of compassion and co-operation existed a long time before organised religion, and will exist long after it has faded away.
Joe, Hertford, UK
Atheism's moral framework is located in the thoughts and concience of its adherents. That seems a better place than a rule book where rules are emphasised to justify the outrageous or ignored at will. Are your personal instincts so depraved that the only thing controlling you is religion?
Sarah Baker, Essex, UK
Good article Joan, and thanks for assuming I'm young ;)
Mark Allen, Nottingham,
Where is atheism's moral framework located? Who has written it down? What is it? What does it say about abortion (24 weeks? 30 weeks? 36) or assisted suicide?. How does it define a just war?
Colin Mackinnon, Oxford, United Kingdom
Back in February, Ms Sherine wrote about her struggle with depression, "Anti- depressants depressed me till I prayed to God to make the pain stop."
Shouldnt her slogan add the words " unless life is unbearable, in which case although atheism won't help, God just might"? Or is the bus too short?
Revd John Richardson, Elsenham, UK
The question is not about science and theology, the question is about being able to justify not only your own way of life but the legislation you impose on others. 'Justification' that requires special access to 'truth' not available to all or open to verification or even debate needs challenging.
Darren Canning, Edinburgh, UK
I've been paying close attention to the comments on the fund raising page and it is evident that donators are of all age groups and from all walks of life. This is not just young radicals questioning their elders!
This is "probably" the best campaign of the year!
Andrea Busby, Bradford, UK
A minor error in the article: the Bishops in the House of Lords are Lords Spiritual, the remainder are Lords Temporal.
Bruce, BRISTOL,
One of the worst aspects of religions and one that perpetuates them is the assumption that a newly born child has the religion of one or both its parents.
An age of religious consent and choice for teenagers would i believe lead to many more ticking the no religion box.
wayne, huntingdon, cambridgeshire
In the 2001 census, 7.7 million people ticked "No religion". It's about time we had a voice.
Jason Mills, Accrington, UK