Libby Purves
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We newsmongers make sterling efforts to entertain, but it is not often that the reader can gasp with disbelief, snort with outrage and then collapse in hysterical giggles. It happened at the weekend with reports that a £46 million city academy in Peterborough is being built without playgrounds, because its masters think it would be impossible to control the 2,200 pupils if they were let out.
“We are not intending to have any playtime,” says the head, Alan McMurdo. “Pupils won’t need to let off steam, because they will not be bored.” The project manager says: “A playground would have had to be huge. We have taken away an uncontrollable space to prevent bullying and truancy.” Given that the school website says it will be split into six “colleges”, one might expect that the idea of staggering break times or having several playgrounds would occur. But no: the concept is of constant, structured activity, treating children “like company employees” (When did these people last visit a company? Or read the Working Time Regulations 1998?).
So far, it was just a matter of moderate-to-strong harrumphing. The hysterical giggles rose when Dr McMurdo was quoted as saying reassuringly that even without playtime there wasn’t a problem about refreshment, because “pupils will be able to hydrate during the learning experience”. Shrieks all round, and merry Schadenfreude from those of us who will never again have to entrust our children to someone with no grasp of plain English and so little confidence that he daren’t let his charges go unprogrammed for 15 minutes, lest they reenact the last 15 minutes of the Roman Empire.
Let us not join the city-academy jeering, much of which is just another way to torment our fading PM. Much about the Deacon Academy will probably be good. New buildings and plenty of good intentions bless it. The website speaks of enrichment sessions, personalised learning, specialist science, an eco-pond, sports facilities and a refectory providing breakfast. Dr McMurdo himself is interesting, as a Falklands veteran who got his first teaching experience on HMS Battleaxe. His headship record is solid.
However, there is something about his no-playtime rule that is dispiritingly typical of the British education mood. It smells of defeatism. I am not idealistic about playgrounds; I know they can be rough. But the discreet management of playground culture is an old and honourable skill. You don’t send children to school just to learn facts from teachers: you hope, as a parent, that this taste of a wider world will be a safe opportunity to learn how to get on with others.
You want them to explore the world of chosen friendships – not just tutor groups – and understand how human relationships form and break, how to handle betrayal, conflict and envy, to show generosity and ignore slights. You assume that adults will prevent physical bullying or theft; you hope that there will be a confidant they can trust if things go really wrong. But you also hope that in this brief freedom, your child will learn how to be an individual in society, not just a unit in an allocated team or class.
Without playtime, these things will not happen during the long school day, and may be lost entirely to children who don’t live close. School will be a workplace, only without the statutory breaks. And – if the project manager is to be believed – this is largely because they fear the children would be “uncontrollable” off the leash. But if so, how are those children being prepared for the real world? How are they learning to behave decently downtown, or on holiday? Too much supervision has pitfalls: having been in a French school for a while I was fascinated to read in Charlotte Brontë’s Villette how much of a contrast there was, even then, between the English ideal of fostering self-control and the French obsession with la surveillance. This difference is perhaps why to this day any museum curator dreads, above all things, the French school party. When the control slips, they go feral.
This no-play rule seems to say “Kids today – can’t let them run wild in a nice new Norman Foster building . . .”. It echoes the equally defeatist tone of Brighton schools, where entry is now by drawing lots. The message there was: “OK, some of our schools will always be rubbish. So let’s spread the misery fairly.” Then there is the erosion of exam standards (“Look, modern kids can’t remember things owing to the telly, so let them take in a text”). And this week there is a plan being drawn up by the Qualifications and Curriculum Authority for a separate, easier GCSE in English for pupils who learnt it as a second language. The message this time is: “We know we can’t get the immigrants up to standard, so . . .”
Wrong, unnecessary. You can create a civilised playground culture – even if it means keeping schools smaller and hiring more staff. You can reform all schools, not least by removing the barriers to disciplinary action. And you can teach immigrant children good enough English to compete with native-born ones. This I happen to know, because as a monoglot nine-year-old I was pitched into a French school. They shut me in a little room with an old and patient nun for several weeks, letting me out for playtimes and eurythmic dancing. I emerged in weeks to join a real class, and a year later came top in grammaire et syntaxe. I would have been stricken to the heart by the insulting offer of a “special” exam. Just as we would all have been insulted by the idea that letting us out at playtime would lead to rapine and pillage.
What educators need, above all, is confidence. What government should ask itself is why, after all these years of meddling, they have so little.
Libby Purves worked for some years for BBC Radio 4, as a reporter and a presenter on the Today programme and, since 1983, has presented Midweek. She joined The Times as a columnist in 1990. She received an OBE in 1999 for her services to journalism and was Columnist of the Year in the same year. In her spare time she writes bestselling novels. Her opinion column appears in the The Times on Mondays
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I wonder what the teaching experience on HMS Battleaxe was? Presumably the idea of having a truly captive audience inspired him to this current notion of enclosed schools.
As a small point of history though, Battleaxe sailed to the Falklands escorting HMS Illustrious to relieve HMS Invincible after the conflict was over. So no playtime for him then either.
Bill Kerr, Singapore,
The Duke of Wellington once remarked that "The Battle of Waterloo was won on the playing fields of Eton", but perhaps Mr. McMurdo did not attend that particular institution. He sounds more like a product of that dismal boarding school Charles Dickens described so vividly in Nicholas Nickelby.
Klaatu, Tappan, New York, USA
I seem to remember my playtimes as being made up of constant, structured activity. We called it 'football'.
Tom , London ,
I think that it is a real shame that children are to be caged up in school in case they misbehave. Whatever happened to keeping them busy and challenged with organised sports. In my experienec I have found that boys particularly need to be active and encouraged to compete. You never know we may even be able to field a decent cricket team if children learned how to play as Australian children do.
Sue, Halstead, Essex
Do me a lemon...
I'm in my final year at school (a fairly average one may i add) and part of growing up for me has been to be able to meet new people, find out who my friends are and enjoy myself while getting a very good education! Not being stuck with the same students every single day without escape!
By taking away that socializing and 'chilling out' time, you're already reducing the chances for children to explore relationships.... and canteen food... How on earth are they going to cope in the big bad world!?
And in reply to Mr. John Thomas' comment...
I have two part time jobs, am head girl of my school and am part of lots of different young people organizations... society hasn't changed that much! There are just more health and safety laws stopping us from working down mines at 5am!
This article did make me laugh- it basically says what everyone was thinking! Brilliant!
Ali, Colchester,
This is the ongoing development of an educational system that has ceased to educate children correctly and is only concerned with preparing them for examinations and employment.
James Stuart, Chorley, U.K.
Why is it we of the supposedly advanced, successful cultures have so little trust or faith in our children? Do we really believe that, given some time to themselves, they will enact endless 'Lord of the Flies' moments? I think it's because we adults really feel we have so little control over our own lives, we seek solace in controlling and perfecting the more vulnerable. Let them be. Life is hard. No amount of imposed organization will change that.
Dante, Portland, USA/Oregon
utter pish! when I was a lad I used to work a shift down the mines and then went to school and slogged at me books for five hours straight. I used the lunchbreak, such as it was, to get my homework done. When i got home, I went straight out again to do a paper round. by the time I got home in the evening, I was so knackered I could hardly eat tea. kids have too much time on their hands these days, that's why they're all so fat and thick.
John thomas, Glasgow,
Many important lessons you will learn will be learned outside the classroom. So I was told as a junior at school. I found it to be true. But then they were unfashionable things by today's standards, things like leadership, courage in adversity, sportsmanship, curiosity, practical things like animal husbandry, building radios, photography, carpentry and workshop skills, living outdoors, swimming, shooting (how non-PC we were) and drama to list a few. The most important skill learned in class was the ability to concentrate and the discipline to study.
Regrettably I wasted a lot of time with latin, divinity and the dates of the kings of England. Oh, and the French teacher did a good line in antisubmarine warfare which came in handy when got involved in diving.
Most of us learned how to deal with bullying, you only have to learn it once and it lasts a lifetime.
Somehow we learned how to respect our teachers and they respected us pupils. If only schools could this now.
E M Sedgwick, Eastleigh, Hampshire
No playtime for kids? Is that going to help our obesity problem??
Simone, Manchester,
Will someone join me in starting a Campaign for the Return of Common Sense? We can call it 'CRoCS' (we need a 'buzzy' acronymn) and appoint ourselves, without any public remit, as the guardians of this precious and rare commodity.
Let's begin by campaigning for the repeal of all Health & Safety legislation, followed by the removal from politics of anybody who wants to be a politician. Next ban police speeches from the steps of our law courts. Then replace the zealots of the education system with children, who generally speaking have a better grip on reality. It's a start.
Bob Reeve, Brighton,
If having a school with 2,200 pupils means that the pupils cannot be kept safe whilst enjoying learning to socialise the answer is simple. DON'T have schools that large! There are indications from educational theorists that larger is not better for the pupils. I'm not even sure that larger is better if you are treating anything as a business. How many businesses grow to a certain size then have to be split into smaller more manageable companies to survive!
Rick, Lincoln,
As usual the management wants stimulating lessons but not stimulated students. They continue to believe that you can have the former without the latter.
Students will let off steam anyway - in the classroom - because it's their nature, not because they're all potential terrorists/criminals (substitute your greatest fear).
Rob Riches, Croydon, UK
It is not us who are defeatist. It is the government, their appointees, and those like McMurdo who just look a the way things are going and try to work accordingly. The government is understadably sick of taking the blame for everything that goes wrong when if they just let us get on with running things for ourselves we would do it far better and the government would be off the hook.
R Mason, London, UK
As usual the management wants stimulating lessons but not stimulated students. They continue to believe that you can have the former without the latter.
Students will let off steam anyway - in the classroom - because it's their nature, not because they're all potential terrorists/criminals (substitute your greatest fear).
Rob Riches, Croydon, UK
The whole presentation is so stupid that I suspect it's been cooked up to cover a colossal design mistake of some sort.
Raspberry Rabbit, Scotland, UK
A precise observation!
It`s time for asking the question that has been evaded for decades: HOW DO WE CREATE BETTER TEACHERS AND ADMINISTRATORS?
To defy your defaitism: IT IS POSSIBLE (to make them think different). But the reportoir of resistance is immense!
Stubbs, Tynset, Norway
This sounds to me like penny pinching being justified on educational grounds.....so typical of the last few governments.
The real lesson here is that government cares not a fig for the needs of the"average" child.....all this twaddle about standards, SATS, continuous assessment,national curriculum...all reinforce my belief that children are regarded in much the same way as jars in a bottling plant.....all needing the same thing, and all at the same time, and in the same amount...and now this......which will be certain to "succeed" and get a good press.........then most probably leading to the sale of school playgrounds ....having , of course, already sold the playing fields.
Ron Wilcox, Pai , Thailand
hear hear
Ben, uk,
This is spot on and marvellous.
TAnd it's all that needs to be said.
Richard Roe, Canterbury,
Excellent article!
Chris Reynolds, Buderim, Australia
Most of my memories of school are those of break time. We talked ,flirted and made friends from other classes while sitting on the grass under the trees and had some 'mean' snowball fights in the winter. The small, parked playground with a few wooden benches and tables created a suitable environment. As long as an average school playground in the UK is nothing more than a square tarmac surrounded by high wire fence, there will be poblems with discipline. An opressing, cagelike environment brings out the 'locked up animal' in the best of students. Eliminating playgrounds is not the answer to control problems, changing them to suit their purpose would be.
Victoria Nagy, London, UK
If the little darlings are to be treated just like company employees, presumably they'll be able to skip out for ciggy breaks then?
Drew, London,