Libby Purves
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This is a minefield. I don't want to insult the intelligence of the wider public, upset the sonorous prophets of the Westminster village or outrage public morality by suggesting that integrity is divisible or disposable. But never mind: it has to be said, so here goes.
Face it, boys: when it comes to party-funding scandals, most voters don't care much. It doesn't ring our bell. Certainly the endless shouting of “sleaze!” does no good for the image of politics, and the current chaos makes new Labour look stupid for breaking its own rules. But deep down, do we care? In our heads we may, when we force ourselves into a posture of thoughtful political seriousness; but it does not touch our daily hearts. So — a rich weirdo secretly gave money to help a couple of Labour anoraks beat each other (not even the Tories) in a struggle to be the new John Prescott? So what?
Even the bigger funding scandals, like the Ecclestone affair, probably didn't swing Joe Voter much. Perhaps he likes a fag and a race himself, and ignores trackside ads anyway. Cash-for-questions and peerages came closer to the heart, but even so I doubt that either was a deal-breaker in the voting booth.
As for party funding in general, I suspect that the majority view could be summed up as: “No, the taxpayer should NOT fund their damn posters and battle buses. They should spend less, and rely on local membership and telling the truth in TV interviews. Yep, donations should be capped, probably at a tenner a head to make them a bit politer to their grass-roots. Why do you think that voter turnout has gone down over the decades that electoral advertising has gone mad, eh? Now go away, I'm busy.”
The idea that voters have different priorities from Westminster-watchers is well understood by politicians themselves. Why else do you suppose that there was the sudden announcement yesterday of a new cancer plan, which the PM (not, note, his Health Secretary) proudly announced as a “road map to a higher standard of care available to all”? Expect more gung-ho announcements in the next week. Both parties know there is no future in saying: “OK, we couldn't manage our way out of a paper bag, but we are ever so careful about not allowing people to give us money without writing it down.” Sensible candidates put their faith in what we may call the Mussolini effect — as in “at least he made the trains run on time”. People care about daily life, their savings and the prudent spending of their taxes on services that work and are fair.
So what has been really, deeply damaging to the Government has been — and continues to be — the evidence of incompetence. It would be a pity if the Abrahams affair were to eclipse the far greater scandals: the inability to count immigrant numbers and released foreign criminals; the failure to plan for the impact of a massive foreign influx on schools, health services, and housing; the revelation that the Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency blithely sold personal details to convicted criminals; and the dramatic incompetence of the Revenue & Customs in making 25 million people vulnerable to fraud by not having a properly respectful system for dealing with their financial details.
It now transpires that more CDs with personal details of 40,000 housing benefit claimants (ie, the poorest and most vulnerable) were lost in transit by the Department for Work and Pensions, and that as part of an “anti-fraud initiative” 6,500 public sector workers in Devon had their details lost en route to a private data company. Oh, and in writing letters of apology to the 25 million families in the original debacle, the Revenue & Customs sent numerous letters and useful national insurance numbers to out-of-date addresses.
That sort of thing matters. So do dirty hospitals, overcrowded schools that can't afford to teach new children English, poor transport, harsh new curriculum rules, inadequate and insensitive policing and unnecessary prodnose laws concerning what three-year-olds must know, how rude we may be to one another, how many weeks we must wait for a Criminal Records Bureau “disclosure” before we can hire a playgroup assistant we have known for 20 years, and how much information about Auntie's M&S shares we must divulge under Nolan rules before we sit on a parish council.
Those things matter, because they affect daily and family life. When a government does routine things competently and briskly and respectfully, keeps its nose out of what is not its business, insists that its ministers are appropriately knowledgeable, well briefed and stable and treats its Civil Service
with rigour and respect, voters notice and are pleased. Even tiny administrative victories count: the way you can now get a car tax disc online is a joy. But we also notice when the wheels fall off while government brags and poses and spins and pirouettes and loses our stuff and then chucks money at huge projects like the Olympics without remembering to count the VAT, or considering how much it will damage support for the arts and general recreation.
So David Cameron should be careful not to go on and on about party funding, his own lot being equally shaky in this regard. He should remember — as should the PM — that this is not what we care most about. I am not saying that rule-breaking is OK, or denying that Harriet Harman is a bit of an idiot; and certainly when corruption goes too far down the chain, as in Italy, it really does start mattering because you have to bribe and cajole public officials or give work to their brothers-in-law.
Which is a bore. But Oddball Abrahams? Forget it. Just keep the trains (and the taxmen) on the rails.
Libby Purves worked for some years for BBC Radio 4, as a reporter and a presenter on the Today programme and, since 1983, has presented Midweek. She joined The Times as a columnist in 1990. She received an OBE in 1999 for her services to journalism and was Columnist of the Year in the same year. In her spare time she writes bestselling novels. Her opinion column appears in the The Times on Mondays
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As for the Inland Revenue sending some of their 25 apology letters to out of date addresses - the IR can only work with the information they have. If the benefiting customers 'forget' to report their changes of circumstances, like their address, just what do they expect?
Beate, Vilnius,
Precisely what qualifies Ms. Purves to assert that "Face it, boys: when it comes to party-funding scandals, most voters don't care much". In her exalted circles that might be the case. Many have suspected that politicians and the media have a flexible attitude towards law enforcement when applied to them. Nice to see it confirmed. Might it be the case that Ms. Purves also supports Nu Labour?
The fact was it wasn't a case of "new Labour ... breaking its own rules". It broke the law of the land. It's a criminal offence. Can you imagine someone getting away with "Sorry officer, I didn't realise it was a 30 mph zone, I'll go back and drive slower", "Sorry, I didn't realise those jewels in that window were someone else's, I'll put them back"? It's our politicians, not us, that should be under constant surveillance. Their capacity for corruption isn't in doubt, the means to catch them red-handed just isn't as well developed. Did Ms. Purves so easily excuse Aitken's hotel bill?
Jill Dandy, Worcester,
Mussolini made the trains run on time by shooting the drivers of late ones. He must have been the first thatcherite. Instead everyone ele would have invested in the railways - not try to run them on fear/panic. It was like the 1980s Tory solution to failing industries - shut them down rather than try to sort them. The result of the 80s had the country put on disability to hide the unemployment figures and britain having the industrial base similar in capacity to Albania's. We need to go germany & france for vehicles, Ireland for dairy produce, japan for electrical goods holland for steel, the US for missiles.............
jim mcdonnell, Perth, scotland
I have long thought they are a load of crooks. Break the law, resign or get sacked then just a few months later rejoin the system having lost nothing.... Even those that go to jain seem to be rewarded. When we break the law we are punished and rightly so, read todays Rubbish Collection (£100) fines???.
Anton.E, Salisbury,
The point about party funding (and cash-for-honours) transgressions is that they represent things that can actually be pinned on governments, unlike incompetence and mendacity which they'll always wriggle out of.
I don't think most people cared much whether Blair had known about honours sales - they just wanted to see him get his comeuppance for ten years of spin and the Iraq war. Same with Brown & Co - party funding is really Discgate, insufficient schools provision etc, etc, by proxy.
The only problem is, who'd be better? Cameron and Co? I don't think so.
Paul Stephens, Bath, UK
I think whether or not a political party administers any aspect of its duties in a criminal manner is actually quite important, Ms Purves.
Abioye A Oyetunji, London, UK
When will politicians, put the fear of the devil into the
common herd , by explaining the real dangers of world overpopulation! But most citizens are more worried about football, and sex scandals, than deep thought. Darfur is a picture of the future for millions!
DAVID VINTER, Louth, Lincs., UK
Jim I have not trusted ANY Politicion for a very long time
Jim Taylor, Pinner, Middlesex
A minister or civil servant just LOOKING at an IT system should be a criminal offence. They can't handle them. Computers fill them with a hot, sickly excitement that makes them want to rule the world and reduce everbody to a tiny electromagnetic dot. IT systems drain them of any common sense and alienate them completely from the rest of us. Computers are remote and impersonal; the French call one an 'ordinateur', which sounds as if it should mean 'civil servant'; giving a government department an IT system is like giving whisky to an alcoholic.
Frank Upton, Solihull,
Dectora - if you think your experience of your mother's hospital was typical, take yourself over to the Alpha Mummy blog and read the responses to the thread about maternity care. The vast majority of those 80odd replies would just that Libby is more on target that you are.
Libby - bang on target as usual, whilst I'll shake my head in disbelief at the sheer incompetence of our elected representatives and their incompehension that "I didn't mean to do anything wrong" isn't a sufficient excluse, I'm much more concerned about the way they refuse to acknowledge that my son's identity is now at risk, even though he's only 16 months old, and that most of the schools and hospitals in my area are failing despite more money than ever before.
Jill, Edinburgh,
'.........new Labour look stupid for breaking its own rules. But deep down, do we care?'
I'm sorry Libby but you just don't get it do you? They haven't broken their own rules as you so quaintly put it. They've broken the law. And deep down, personally, yes I do care. Although I am aware of how anachronistic I am for doing so.
Bill, Sheffield,
Er, yes, I DO care that the people who are governing the country are (a) breaking the law and (b) taking money from people on the sly, in return for who-knows-what favours. Oh, and getting away with it. It serioulsy matters.
maskahl, Wimbledon, GBR
Even if the theme of this article is restricted to party funding I am far less concerned by a donation of £950 from a dodgy source than I would by a legitimate £100K donation as the latter donor might be hoping to purchase influence
Chris, Birmingham,
Your article hits many nails on the head. The Government's continuing obsession with performance management contributes greatly to the problem by ensuring that vast amounts of public money are tied up in producing statistics to "prove" how efficient the Government is while it stubbornly declines to notice that many ordinary people are unconvinced by the results of the bean counting and have decided that the government is incompetent. Albert Einstein's dictum "Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted, counts" becomes ever more true.
And yes, it is good to be able to tax cars on line but what a pity the technology that enables the DVLC to determine within seconds that my car is insured and has MOT, cannot be extended to Post Offices, so that they can offer similar fast service. You still have to produce bits of paper there. We need Post Offices, why not give them the same advantages as online and us the choice!
Glenys , Stroud, UK
"So â a rich weirdo secretly gave money to help a couple of Labour anoraks beat each other (not even the Tories) in a struggle to be the new John Prescott? So what?"
The point is that Labour introduced legislation on party donations which several of its senior figures have broken without remorse, claiming ignorance or carelessness as the excuse.
Do we want legislators who don't know the import of the Acts they frame and vote into law ? Do we want an executive of ministers marked by their ignorance ? Is carelessness the watchword of an efficient administration ? Is law-breaking in office to be casually brushed aside ?
My view is that the funding scandal and the rest all have the same root cause: Labour politicians putting career above every other consideration, coupled with brazen arrogance on being caught out.
steve_roberts, Leicester,
This article does correctly identify many bad things that the current New Labour government has done, by act or omission, that have more immediate and material effects on the lives of UK citizens and other residents. In this, I am in full agreement.
However, a must dispute the appropriateness of headline: "Now for the scandals that matter".
Unable to sleep last night, my thoughts drifted to a circumstance that might arise if the legal system ignores the blatant and undeniable breaking of these political funding disclosure laws. Any of us charged with new laws passed by parliament since May 1997 would be able to try the "New Labour Defence"; namely that parliament passed laws without expecting them to be anything more than a public statement of somewhat desirable good behaviour. Much as I dislike many of the petty-flogging overzealous and useless laws that have been passed over these ten years, to make available such a blanket defence cannot be a good thing.
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Nigel Sedgwick, Beaconsfield, UK
When were you last in a hospital , Libby? I took my elderly mother into her local hospital a few weeks ago and it was dazzlingly clean. I suspect that you, like many journalists, have come to think in syndromes. You become imprinted with a concept, say 'dirty hospitals' and keep in repeating the formula, like a mantra, which, if chanted frequently enough, becomes effective. I had the grim experience of being in a French hospital a few years ago and my room was 'cleaned' by a look and nothing more ( I cleaned my own washbasin, when I was able to walk).
Dectora, London, UK
The attraction of the Abraham Story is that it will get a knee jerk reaction from Downing Street. They just yawn at your other concerns. The likes of me, feel empowered when they feel threatened. I find it fascinating to see what they react to. It never is to the really important things.
John Collins, Eastbourne, East Sussex
You have hit a very subsantial nail right on the head. But what's to be done? Take a look at the worthies on the government front bench, it's like a chimp's tea party. Hain, Hain?, Straw, Harman, Smith, Millipede, Browne and Broon, presided over by a ruffian from the gutters of Glasgow. None of them have had a proper job in their lives yet they are the ones running our lives. I was so furious on reading this article I didn't know whether to throw my laptop through the window or go back to bed. Bed has won. Goodnight.
B. J. Carroll, Hong Kong, China
And give adequate funding to our forces .The way they have been treated by Gordon Brown is disgusting.
COLIN , Hong Kong,
The problem is that the Abrahams issue also goes to competence and is much easier, quicker and cheaper to prove than the fiascos of gold bullion sales, pension fund raids, taxing privatised companies rather than the shareholders who actually received the windfalls, and the passing of the buck to the Bank of England to name but a few.
The bigger problem is that the inevitable pendulum of political vogue will swing in favour of an opposition similarly devoid of talent, experience, and ambition to achieve for persons other than themselves.
David Williams, Eastnor, England