Libby Purves
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The online forums were afire. “Thought this was an early April Fool... McEducation... lowering standards... glad I have left the UK... how on earth can a qualification in basic shift management at mcdonalds which will involve taking payment, flipping burgers and making children obese be equilavent [sic] to an a level?”
It doesn't take much to rile the education harrumphers, but their barks are directed up the wrong tree this time. They'd do better to join the outcry against the sneaky plan to close village schools. For, of all the educational faffs and fiddles we have suffered, the latest is the most sensible. This is the decision to let companies - starting with Flybe, Network Rail and McDonald's - award nationally accepted qualifications, of GCSE and A-level standard, to those they train.
The harrumphers should calm down. This is about teaching employees: nobody is suggesting that schools will promptly offer their best and brightest a chance to do A2 burger-flipping instead of Further Maths. Given that you can already get national vocational qualifications from a holiday pottery course or a scuba-diving week, it is not so big a jump.
Note also that the body that is ceding this tiny bit of power is the Qualifications and Curriculum Authority (QCA), which some may mischievously argue does not boast an immaculate track record itself. It is responsible for accrediting exams and regulating awarding bodies, and quite apart from the dog's breakfast of AS/A2 levels and the scandals of doctored A-level results, we have had plenty of concerns about its fiefdom. There have been questions about coursework marking, leaked papers, howlers embedded in questions and unqualified teachers working as markers. It is perfectly well known in the education world that large numbers of GCSE and even A-level papers are marked at high speed by people who are not specialists in the subject, and that when schools appeal against grades, one in four GCSEs and one in ten A levels prove to have been wrongly assessed. Some of the multiple-choice questions have also been dumber and more agenda-laden than would be tolerated by anyone struggling for profits in a real marketplace.
I would rather my offspring could name safe cooking temperatures for burgers or maintenance intervals for rails than merely decode questions like this one from a GCSE physics paper. A newspaper cutting is shown saying: “A recent report said that children under the age of 9 should not use mobile phones except in emergencies”; and the question is: “Below which age is it recommended that children use a mobile phone in emergencies only?” Doh!
I am not out to rubbish the QCA and exam boards. Plenty of good work is done and properly marked. I am just pointing out that hard-headed training executives with beady-eyed shareholders may prove more focused than some exam boards. If a failure in your pupils' procedures and understanding causes rails to break or customers to keel over with E.coli, expensive trouble ensues. Whereas if an Eng Lit exam goes dumb and trendy or a history paper is marked by someone who only knows the set answers, it doesn't create real-life chaos. Or not right away.
In other words, a McQualification, Rail-Level or FlybeCertificate might be more respected than some of the subjects and examiners that already have the blessing of the QCA. This might not be exactly the message that Gordon Brown wants us to take from the initiative, but it might cheer up the doubters.
Academically capable children will (if properly guided by their schools, which is another story) always go for more universal and theoretical academic subjects. Meanwhile, the crying need of drifting youth is to learn things that they can associate with real pay, responsibility and results. There have always been young people who longed to get out of the schoolroom's vapouring cloud of formulae and theories and lists. Some became apprentices, some took menial jobs and after looking around with sharp ambitious eyes simply worked their way up. Others hated their first jobs, yet learnt routine and thoroughness from them and carried them into a better field. I was probably classifiable as academic, but when I started my first dream job as a BBC studio manager, I mainly used the skills I had acquired as a barmaid. Not those that got me D in Latin.
The fact is, some thrive better in work than school. We all know children who groaned through A levels - or dropped out - only to find new vigour in a job. I can think of one right now who, to his parents' consternation, abandoned the sixth form after a period of feeling constantly ill and tired, took a counter job in a bank and is now being rigorously trained, forming high ambitions, and feeling physically well.
But workplace training - with allied certificates and grades - does matter. It removes the dead-end quality from a job, proves that the employer believes in you and, incidentally, reduces the likelihood that supervisors' strictures will be wetly interpreted as “bullying” or victimisation. Equally, in an uncertain economic world it matters that workplace qualifications should be portable.
Professor Alan Smithers of Buckingham University (itself, ironically, a private company that gives highly valued degrees) has cast doubt on the idea that the new qualifications will be valid outside the company that gives them. He fears that employees might get “locked in” to McFlybeRail. I doubt it. Business people may not be saintly educationists, but they are practical. They'll soon get to know which of their rivals' certificated staff are worth poaching.

Libby Purves worked for some years for BBC Radio 4, as a reporter and a presenter on the Today programme and, since 1983, has presented Midweek. She joined The Times as a columnist in 1990. She received an OBE in 1999 for her services to journalism and was Columnist of the Year in the same year. In her spare time she writes bestselling novels. Her opinion column appears in the The Times on Tuesdays
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While I'm a great believer in the value of an academic education, I don't see where anyone is seriously proposing to do away with it and replace it with vocational education. It is an additional option, for those who don't work out well in an academic education. The fact is that many won't succeed academically. They must have something else. The United States has a wide array of vocational training possibilities for those who go that route. Many people, including people who failed educationally the first time around, have improved their lives with such training.
D.L. Anderson, Crossett, AR/U.S.A.
Ah, so we should not criticise burger A-levels because the GCSE Physics paper has an idiotic question.
It's very reassuring that the Times employs columnists who use such exemplary logic.
jon livesey, Sunnyvale, CA/USA
The current anti-intellectualism in the UK has reached troubling heights.
Whilst it is, no doubt, a good idea that employees be rewarded for their committment to the company and recognised for their progression in the work place, would not an NVQ or diploma be more appropriate? The A-level system has already suffered criticism over standards, is further contaminating it's image really going to restore the Academy's trust in the award, or impress future employers?
Perhaps it is already too late...
Fo those who want decent and respected qualifications the International Baccalaureate is the only answer... and if that isn't the reserve of the upper-middle class, then I don't know what is.
Eleanor, London,
On the day after the announcement of these A levels in burger flipping I am told that last weekend's homework for a quite bright great niece of my wife was to learn the 4 times table.
She is 9.
At that age I and my contemporaries in a small rural Primary School in the 50s were working confidently with fractions. At this rate of slippage of our once great education system can we shortly expect MA degree final examinations to consist of two pages on What I did on my holidays?
Dunploddin, Malaga, Spain
The debate is not about who supplies the vocational education; there have been certificates and apprenticeships for years, which were first downgraded, and like everything else that is purposely downgraded, talked up again later for political purposes. Not a previous mistake , but a 'recontexting of the situation'.
The question that remains is - what is education beyond school for? I have a feeling that the political thinking is now that academic education (learning to think and critically analyse for oneself) is, ir will be, the preserve of the financially well-off, who can afford the fees and the time to indulge such reflective pursuits. Remember what Charles Clarke said about mediaeval history? Vocational education (learning to do what you are told and not being critical towards your benefactors) will be the fate of the rest of us who have to gain income in order to survive in an increasingly consumerist society, geared to production rather than reflection. Society is hijacked.
Bob Ericson, Tewkesbury Glos, UK
I heard a union official on Radio 4 yesterday deriding McDonalds for volunteering to get into this scheme, apparently out of snobbery. I should point out to this dear lady that McDonalds already have a university, and that to have worked in a McDonalds crew or, even better, to have managed a McDonalds, is a good thing to have on your cv. What McDonalds insist on is consistent quality and comparability, something that the UK's teaching unions and examination boards have no concept of. Whether you like hamburgers or not, and I do not like them , is irrelevent.
Dave, Slough,
Having been in marketing for years, I started looking for a new company to work for. The companies I apply to look at my HNDs in marketing and graphic design, and eight years practical experience, and are impressed. Recruitment agencies won't even 'keep my details on record' because I don't have a degree in marketing or similar.
Edro, Aberdeen,
Cupid's motto was "be bold, (but be not too bold)". Similarly academic work is a route to wealth, but only to those who don't have any real love for it. Once that is understood, the majority of schoolchildren no longer want too high an academic status. MacDondald's doctorates in burgerology can then be sold an alternative way of gaining material prosperity, pure and simple.
It when we see academic work as the only route to riches, and therefore demand the trappings of academic discipline for non-academic subjects, that problems start. The non-academic subjects are held in contempt, because children can see through that pretence, whilst philosophy herself is degraded and debased by ambitious students.
Malcolm McLean, Bradford, UK
Degrees and Pre uni qualifications are all too common that they have not much value in Asia now. Lots are unemployed and having a degree doesn't ensure performance at work.
Dr Jon Tay, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
If in doubt, find someone else to foot the bill. Vocational training is very expensive compared with academic learning, which is why our impoverished government does not do it. Any step towards filling this gap is very worthwhile but it would be better if such qualifications were reasonably consistent within skills across different kinds of employer. I see a danger that a hamburger qualified person would not be easily accepted by a railway operation, or that an air engineering trainee might consider some others to be in a lower category. Consistency is important.
Colin , Shrewsbury,
It is a little remembered fact that in the fifties and sixties, the gas and electric boards and the GPO paid City and Guilds of London Institute to conduct examinations in subjects for which they provided the syllabus, lecturers and examiners, they also set the pass mark: since these organisations based their promotion criteria on these qualifications the passmark varied as the number of vacancies varied. Large local companies had their own arrangements with their local technical colleges: national certificates could be very local indeed.
John Camus, Colchester,
The first task for the education of young people is to teach them to think for themselves, not to teach them how to get their heads round sytems that are designed to do the thinking for them.
figurewizard, Hampshire, UK
Yes, decent workplace education is desirable, but it is far less important than good academic education, so we should concentrate on that first, as we don't have it at present. It is already clear that the present government is not capable of improving vocational education without causing even more degradation of academic education as collateral damage. Children with a good academic education will be able to adapt to the needs of their career as adults, but children with only a good vocational education have less flexibility, and those with only a bad vocational education have hardly any flexibility at all.
Oliver Chettle, Bedford,
If the quoted question from a GCSE Physics paper is true then that GCSE, at least, is worthless. So it seems employers will have to pick up the slack from a failed government system
There's nothing wrong with certs for employer training as long as the accrediting body is itself credible.
Why not recreate training programs akin to the old apprecticeships ?
Stan(expat), Texas, USA
A good article. I would add that it is now imperative that the government does not raise the school leaving age or continue to peddle the damaging myth that university is good for everyone.
Neel, London,
Microsoft have been doing this for years. Their qualifications are very well respected. At least they get people who are competent in the subject rather than the semi literate people spewed out by the state system.
Simon, Chatham, Kent
The University of Buckingham gives 'highly valued degrees'? Are you sure? The only degrees I consider to be worthwhile (barring exceptions in certain fields) are Oxbridge and the University of London. For all other universities, standards are too low.
John Scott, London,
Twoddle. I once worked for a company that sold fridges, tvs etc... whilst I was at Uni. They invented something called an 'academy' where I was 'encouraged' to take part in tests to add to my academic acumen. I was told that this academy could distribute qualifications equivalent to A-Levels. In fact it turned out that it was a good way to keep a check on my corporate allegiance to that company and to prove I was super-efficient. It amounted to nothing at all.
It will be the same with the mcqualification and rail-level; they are there for corporate spin, tax deductable purposes, to keep an eye on the efficiency and loyalty of their staff and to drive the nail into the coffin of the UK becoming the world's service nation.
Barney, Liverpool, UK
Hurrah for Libby,
I was a graduate appentice, some of my training was a bit dull but then they put me with an old sod who had lots of experience. He let me learn, intervened when necessary and I became useful.
Now I am an old sod. I have a few young colleagues and what I like best is having a chance to show off just how much I know. They ask me questions and I give them nice short answers. I train them - nothing formal, just a chat and I actually feel useful to them and to my employer. Training is good for the people giving it too. In fact, life's quite good.
Doubtful Dicky, Baden, Switzerland