Libby Purves
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Tomorrow is St George's Day. And Shakespeare's birthday. And, things being a bit up the creek, no doubt ministers will return to their theme of Defining Britishness, cobbling up mottos and oaths and thoughtlessly annexing all virtues (democracy, tolerance, humour) on our behalf while skating over our equally obvious vices. Nostalgia lovers will riff about long shadows on cricket grounds and old maids bicycling to Holy Communion. Cocooners will stay at home watching Marple and Morse while the rain beats on the windowpanes.
A better idea for tomorrow would be to hurry down to the Cartoon Museum in Little Russell Street, London, where an exhibition opens on the life and work of Graham Laidler, better known as Pont. His gentle gibes and drawings helped to define the 1930s, but like all great cartoonists he reaches beyond his time, using surrealism and silliness to express the human condition. As Fougasse, of Punch, said: “The sense of humour is merely the sense of proportion in a party frock, and its province the study of behaviour.”
It takes genius to see through everyday banalities and observe how very odd we are, then capture it with a few fine lines and a caption. I suppose that is why I, trapped all my life in webs of words, revere cartoonists and have just spent two giddy days at the Shrewsbury cartoon festival where each year 40 of the creatures invade a quiet town with giant drawing boards in the square and free caricatures of a cautiously delighted citizenry.
But to return to Pont: although much of his work is set in a world of cooks and bowler hats, he is not one of those Victorian bores who drew fussy scenes and bolted on weak jokes at the expense of servants and foreigners. Like the best moderns he infuses character into every curve of a rump or tilt of an eyebrow, adding tiny jokes in every corner. Many of his people remain utterly recognisable: the old lady cosily tucked up in bed with a gruesome crime novel, phantom policemen and killers crowding round her eiderdown; the nosy visitors to the stately home; the lordly newspaper baron telling the Prime Minister he might just fit him in between three and four on Thursday.
Modern celebrity obsession is prefigured in an endearing picture of a frowsty back-to-back kitchen with rioting children and laundry hung on the pipes as the couple read the paper: “I see the Shippley-Melvilles are staying in their villa at Juan-les-Pins.” “Funny! I though it was Cannes.” Change that to the Beckhams and LA, and you're in 2008. As for his cartoons of the 1936 floods, the rowing-boat rescuers with the Thermos, 70 years on, might well be met on a rooftop with the same frosty: “I am ever so sorry but Mrs Tweedie never touches soups.” It is also worth recording that it was Pont who gave us the timeless line: “And the doctors all said they'd never seen one like it.”
The British Character series made his name, and many still apply: love of small animals, the importance of tea, a tendency to sheer away in alarm from black-browed foreign intellectuals at parties. And any estate agent would recognise “Weakness for oak beams” - a guest trapped in an attic bedroom by headbanging black trusses.
Obviously, for today we would have to add new elements of the British character - Inability to Stop Drinking, or Anxiety to be Seen Offsetting the Maldives Flight. A quick scan through the Sunday papers suggested a few more: Eating Ready-meals in Front of Cookery Programmes, Addiction to Misery Memoirs, and Tendency to Camouflage Self-Pity as Honesty, the latter evinced so beautifully in The Blunkett Tapes, John Prescott's bulimia memoirs and Alastair “Hell and back” Campbell's endless reprise of how depression made him the nationally important figure he is.
But if you want a slightly older Britishness, go to Pont himself. He was born in a Newcastle suburb in 1908 to a father whose business failed and who then fell - none knows how - from his office window when Graham was 12. He lived on in an aunt-hill of female relatives, whom he observed with a beadily affectionate eye; trained as an architect, he took the nickname to disguise his sideline from potential customers (there is a lovely cartoon of a snooty architect saying: “Did I really understand you, Miss Wilson, to use the expression ‘A cosy nook' in connection with the house you wish me to design for you?”).
By 24 he had TB, losing a kidney and a testicle; his success was growing but he had to live most of his eight remaining years in sanatoriums and then an Austrian mountain village, always anxious about money and worried that ideas would dry up, sending home letters about the social life of fellow “incurables” and the unnerving rise of Nazi symbols. He embraced life the more for fearing death: “You must have as many experiences as you can grasp or you haven't truly lived. Even the ones that hurt mustn't be avoided, and only fools are anything but wiser for for them.” He fell in love and had to give her up, yet that winter his “Patience in Adversity” cartoon showed nothing worse than a calm strap-hanging commuter in a rush-hour tangle of arms and legs.
When war came he became a Civil Defence driver, still drawing to earn his living. In November 1940 he got polio and died in two days, aged 32. J.B.Priestley remembered “an unusually attractive young man, handsome and friendly, merry and modest, with that unsleeping sly sense of humour which peeps out of the smallest drawing by him”. Around the world, his fans mourned.
Yes, on the whole, the Pont exhibition will do for me on this St George's day.
Libby Purves worked for some years for BBC Radio 4, as a reporter and a presenter on the Today programme and, since 1983, has presented Midweek. She joined The Times as a columnist in 1990. She received an OBE in 1999 for her services to journalism and was Columnist of the Year in the same year. In her spare time she writes bestselling novels. Her opinion column appears in the The Times on Tuesdays
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Never mind the pedants. I had never heard of the Cartoon Museum or of Pont, but having read Libby's article I visited and enjoyed the museum and the Pont exhbition very much. Thank you.
Angela, Winchester,
Having lived the last 30 years outside the UK, I can assure you that foreigners get it right. The traits described by Purves are ascribed to Englishmen alone. It's a purely anglomorphic thing to extend such idiosyncracies to Britons in general. Comrade Gash, we are just not deadly enough!
Peter Anderson, Tianjin, China
Libby may relate St. George's day to 'Great Britain' but St. George was actually the first Christian church in England, and not a mortal man. The same applies to St. Patrick and the saints of Scotland and Wales.
'Faith' is England's oldest tradition.
Ian, London,
Is Purves completely stupid? or just being deviously insulting .
She seems to have no appreciation of the fact that St Geoprge's day is ENGLAND'S day . It is not British and her relentless referreals to everything British as though that is the same thing as English are insulting to the English.
Jack , London , England
Not only is Britain not England as others have rightly pointed out.
The greatest threat to England is Britain
The deadliest enemies of the English are the British.
This is certainly true post-devolution.
Stephen Gash, Carlisle, England
What was the point of topping and tailing an article about 'Britishness' with a reference to England's saint's day?
IM Archer, Alton, England
The British Character series looked at the United Kingdom of Great Britian of which England is a small part - in case you forgot.
At least the gist of your story is correct - even if as usual you got huge bits wrong.
mick, Johor Bahru, Malaysia
Bring out all the Eccentricities to celebrate this marvellous day-the quintessence of being English.
ian, London, UK
"If the Scots, Welsh and Irish get so upset by the confusion of Britain with England, one can only wonder at the fact that so many of them choose to live and work in England"
- probably we all come here out of compassion to try to help cure you, after all St George is also the patron saint of syphilitic people!
AKULA, london, UK
There you go again Libby, conflating England with Britain. St. George is the patron Saint of England. Shakespeare was English and so, by your account was Pont. Time to join the 21st Century and recognise that there is no collective British identity.
James Matthews, London, England
I don't think she's saying that St.George is Britain's patron saint. I assumed, by talking about England's patron saint, Libby was being inclusive and referring to the idea that other nations within Britain would think about their own identities.
Maybe talking about the two in tandem is confusing but I don't think she'd make the mistake of using incorrect information.
P.S. I'm not English but I know the difference!
Peter, Nottingham, Notts
Don't feign surprise - we all know that as far as the London media are concerned successful Welsh, Irish and Scottish atheletes are British and only from their home countries when they lose.
Likewise Gordon Brown will doubtless continue to be irredeemably Scottish until (you never know and we live in hope) he does something breathtakingly admirable (donates an organ to save a small Somali perhaps) at which point London editors will praise him as an example of all that's great about being British....
Perhaps April 23rd could be marked by a 'Celts getting together to laugh at the English' day
Jonathan, London,
Could Pont be the patron saint of Britain?
Ranulph Spigot, Arlington, Sober
A column on St Georges day that does not mention England. Quite an achievement.
Andy, Plymouth, ENGLAND
I think the British v English police are a bit sharp today. The exhibit opens on St George's Day but is about the British character. Is that such a crime?
Perhaps Pont touches a nerve.
Paul M, Puerto del Rosario, Spain
The Welsh and the Scots have all the hilly bits. England is just rather flat. Having seen all of it more than twice and been thoroughly bored the first time I see no point in bothering with it again. Other countries are much more interesting.
Colin, Carmarthen, UK
I believe being over-pedantic is a "British" virtue too. ome on chaps, lighten up!
Ali, Salies, France
I n the whole article no mention of England ,this is Englands day not "Britains" Ms. Purves ,could you not bring yourself to say the name
E Justice, Gateshead, England
If the Scots, Welsh and Irish get so upset by the confusion of Britain with England, one can only wonder at the fact that so many of them choose to live and work in England.
Peter, Newbury, England Berkshire
I hope that tomorrow Libby will explain what St George has to do with being British.Just another example of the English confusing England with Britain which so annoys the Scots,Welsh and Irish.
Alastair Seago, Paphos,
Gordon Bennett! St George's day is ENGLAND's national day, not Britain's. Good grief.....
Glenn Beckett, Sydney, Australia
"Tomorrow is St George's Day. And Shakespeare's birthday. And, things being a bit up the creek, no doubt ministers will return to their theme of Defining Britishness"
You're off to a bad start in the defining stakes there Libby, confusing Britishness with Englishness. Pont is wonderful, though.
Roy, Hong Kong,
The Pont cartoons beautifully capture the idiosyncrasies of the
British character. I was fortunate enough to acquire a copy of a collected edition of his work with a forward by Richard Ingrams
published in 1985 - it is a joy to look at, they never age.
While all his cartoons are wonderfully drawn and humorous
one has favourites. I particularly like one titled "Tendency not to know what to do on Sundays." It shows a dozen men, bored,
lethargic looking, hands in pockets, some smoking, standing outside the Black Bull pub on Sunday, waiting for it to open.
Expatriate Englishman living in Ontario Canada
Henry Pope, Bowmanville, Ontario, Canada
Wonderful. My parents and I used to communicate with a few words from a Pont cartoon such as "What man with the black beard?" And his attention to detail was legendary. Each jar in a chemists shop was labelled with one word from the old Latin tag "A, Ab, Absque, Coram, De, etc" - familiar to my generation of those taught the classics.
John Underhill, Marlborough, UK
St. George's Day is the national day of ENGLAND and the ENGLISH. I know it's hard for the media to understand this, but England is not Britain. Britain is not England. Clear enough?
Steve Jacks, London,
Two points:
1) Its still Monday 21st.
2) St George is Patron Saint of England.
Man, Woking, England