Martin Samuel
Take a trip to New York and see the city from the air
You can get quite a lot done in seven hours. Fly from New York to London, get most of the way to the Scottish Highlands from King's Cross station, scale Ben Nevis, even watch Manoel de Oliveira's epic romance, The Satin Slipper (don't ask, but it is 410 minutes long and if I give you the key word — unconsummated — you get some concept of the pain therein). In a different time, you could have attended the 1924 FA Cup tie between Derby County and Newcastle United, which went to three replays, lasted 420 minutes precisely and produced 20 goals. If your name is Sting you've got time for a quick one. Alternatively, and we are about to get radical here, so hold on to your hats, you could read a book.
A whole book. A proper book. With words and chapters and an index and everything; even a prolegomenon. And as seven hours is roughly the length of the average school day it seems rather strange that naughty old computers are getting the blame from the Education Secretary because our children now trail Latvia and America in a global assessment of reading performance. What happened to education, education, education, as Mr Bean's right-hand man once intoned? What are they doing in the classrooms all day, if a couple of hours of PlayStation before going to bed leaves English children falling through the Progress in Reading Literacy league table like a squad of footballers with Steve McClaren at the helm?
When this table was produced five years ago, English children were third and now they sit 15th. Fledgeling republics are storming up on the rails. Russia has jumped from 16th to first, as if some oligarch has pumped a few hundred million into the first team at the local spelling bee, much like Roman Abramovich at Chelsea. The future is bleak. Bulgaria, a country in which a person was recently torn apart by a roaming pack of wild dogs (of which there are 35,000 in the capital Sofia alone), still manages to get basic literacy skills across in a more satisfactory manner than England. Even America — a country in which many children spend at least two lessons each day cowering beneath tables from loner gunmen wrongly empowered by nihilist websites, drag-act musicians and Charlton Heston — does it better than us.
This can only get worse and there is no excuse. We are a wordy nation. It is what we do best. Our natural light is rubbish so we are never going to produce legions of painters, and the matey mockney gangster psychopath genre has just about done for the film industry, but we produce poets, playwrights, novelists, lyricists and verbal doodlers on a grand scale. We overdose on words, duplicate them endlessly. For prolegomenon I could have substituted preface, foreword, prologue, preamble, proem, exordium, introduction, intro if I was feeling very casual, and that is just for the bit that starts the book, before the reader even gets on to the narrative. So to foster a generation that does not care for language is criminal.
“In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space, wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang for ever festooned in their orbital majesty,” said Les Dawson, a comedian we like to imagine was laughed at for his mother-in-law jokes. “And as I looked at all this, I thought: ‘I must put a roof on the lavatory'.” Arctic Monkeys managed to cram a Shakespearean reference into I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor. If we stop reading, we may as well stop being English. It is who we are, and has been for centuries, and there is no way it can be undermined in just five years by a roomful of slick programmers at Nintendo.
This is not a domestic problem, as Ed Balls, the deeply unconvincing Education Secretary, suggests. This is not about the easy excuses of too few bedtime stories and too much Game Boy. Clearly, there is a part to play at home, but his dumping the problem on the parents is still an abdication of responsibility on a grand scale. While it is no intellectual ideal if your child vegetates in front of a flat screen each evening playing Legend of Zelda till his head spins, it is also no reason for his standard of literacy to be utterly diminished. He has 35 hours at school every week, for heaven's sake. Even taking out break, lunch, sports, science, music, art and mathematics, there are still many hours left for words, words, words, time that can be used to embrace our cultural heritage if the educators remain true to it.
Mr Balls needs his distraction of blaming computer games because the alternative is to admit that our system is struggling to keep up with improvements in, say, Lithuania, up ten places to 17th. Yet there is no mitigation in focusing on the many diversions available to children in the modern age, because those will be greater in countries that are emerging from decades of Eastern Bloc austerity into a new world of consumerism. English children have always had reasons to ditch homework; Bulgarians, not so much. Let's face it, they can't even take the dog for a walk. Mr Balls does not provide comparative statistical research covering computer use over a five-year period, either, so his theories are from thin air and motivated by self-interest.
Home reading provides an extension to time spent studying in a formal environment. Already parents put children under pressure in an attempt to outrun the failings of the education system, and still Mr Balls speculates, identifying the root of the problem as the free time, not the school time. What does he think computers are, anyway? Brainwashing devices that erase all learning? With an imagination like that, he should go far. Maybe even write a book.
Martin Samuel has been a sports writer and columnist for The Times since 2002. His football column appears every Wednesday and on Tuesdays he writes for the op-ed pages
Follow our three athletes' progress in their preparations for the London Triathlon, and pick up training tips and more
Enjoy screenings of all the classic films you love, plus take advantage of two-for-one tickets
We explore leisure activities that are safe and suitable for all of the family
Times Online's new TV show helps you make the right decisions for your pet
Read our exclusive 100 Years of Fleming and Bond interactive timeline, packed with original Times articles and reviews
The latest travel news plus the best hotels and gadgets for business travellers


Why good girls pay good money for bad-girl baubles

Search The Times Births, Marriages & Deaths
£129,500
Bentley Edinburgh
£79,850
Mercedes-Benz of Northampton
£26,995
Unit 1, Woodfield Business Unit, Kidderminster Road, Ombersley, Worcester.
Great car insurance deals online
90k + Bonus + Options
Confidential
London
£23,716 +
Highways Agency
National
£
£43,405 - £48,228 pa
Notting Hill Housing
London
£30,000 base, £100,000 OTE
Riches Consulting
London/South
Live in One of London's Most Vibrant Areas
From £249,950
Beautiful Gardens w/ stunning Thames Views
Studios £33K, 1 Beds £60K, 2 beds £79K
Mortgages, bank acc & money transfers to help you buy abroad
Explore mystical Jordan
From £1030 for 7nts 4*
to USA's Most Cosmopolitan City; San Francisco!
£POA
Book Now for Winter 08/09 and Get 10% off!
Great travel insurance deals online
Contact our advertising team for advertising and sponsorship in Times Online, The Times and The Sunday Times. Search globrix.com to buy or rent UK property. Visit our classified services and find jobs, used cars, property or holidays. Use our dating service, read our births, marriages and deaths announcements, or place your advertisement.
Copyright 2008 Times Newspapers Ltd.
This service is provided on Times Newspapers' standard Terms and Conditions. Please read our Privacy Policy.To inquire about a licence to reproduce material from Times Online, The Times or The Sunday Times, click here.This website is published by a member of the News International Group. News International Limited, 1 Virginia St, London E98 1XY, is the holding company for the News International group and is registered in England No 81701. VAT number GB 243 8054 69.
Only last year one of my [17 year old] students could not read, had difficulty writing his name and actually cried when asked to attempt to fill in a form.
He was not excluded, suspended or considerd a disruptive pupil whilst at school so spent every possible, compulsory hour of education 'learning'.
This obviously did not equip him with the basic skills of reading, writing or speaking.
He did not own a games console as his mother could not afford one, so how doe's Mr Balls explain this young mans inability to read?
Paul Hickman, Taunton, UK
maybe teachers are having to teach too many nationalities.. instead of teaching english to the english?
john clark, dover,
In my view, they're both to blame. I've had some terrible teachers, one of which even told us that he'd got thrown out his last job for burning a pupils hand with some acid to demonstrate how painful it could be. The main reason I've done okay is a crude mix of occasional sane teachers, reading alot and self-teaching before exams. And if you're wondering, I go to a state school. And also, that particular teacher left recently.
Jane, surrey,
Bring back selective schools. Pupils need something to aim for. Right now there is nothing in the state sector to propel primary pupils - the SATS results are for the benefit of the teachers and the school, not the pupil.
What encouragement or motivation is there for the pupil? In most cases they know they will go to one of the bog-standard comprehensives at age 11 and it will make no difference whether they have achieved above or below their capability.
MarkS, Leeds,
To Nancy in London, don't be silly - You are practically saying to get rid of blackboards from schools. PowerPoint is billion times better than chalk and blackboards, plus everybody will be able to read what has been written on screen. You just need to learn how to use PowerPoint better.
Jamie, Preston,
PowerPoint is the problem? Why is it that a poor craftsman always blames his tools?
PowerPoint is only a tool. It allows you to organize your arguments in the form of an outline, together with (one hopes) a relevant illustration.
Computers can check your spelling and flag your grammar, but they cannot help if you have nothing to say. And they are useless for oratory. That's why the gifted, extemporaneous speaker draws a crowd, and a monotone drudge reading from a script while making a PowerPoint presentation does not.
peter, Miami, USA
The English psyche seems to have an inordinately deep-rooted affection for institutionalised mediocrity. Not until the pursuit of excellence becomes the primary goal of education will there be any hope of improvement, and at present, I see no sign of it.
Nicholas Lee, Windsor, UK
A few years ago I was called into school for an appointment with the head and class teacher, they informed me that my sons reading was two years behind, I then asked them if they had called me in to apologise for their failing since he was attending their school. They both looked at me as if I had come from space and did not get the point. The problem with teachers and staff is that everyone and everything else is to blame for their failings.The reason it was discovered that my son was behind was that a new teacher had arrived and carried out an assessment, which really was on the last teacher.
Dave Madley, Poole, Dorset
The thing that's destroying English is PowerPoint. If ever there was a tool designed to destroy the beauty, the rhythm, the power of our language, the ability of a single person with an irresistible idea to stand before a crowd of strangers and move their hearts and their minds with elegant argument, irrefutable logic, lighter-than-air metaphor, it is this plodding, stupid, under-ambitious tool of the devil. Wipe it out! Wipe it out!
Nancy , London,
Well said. I agree with every sentiment and every word.
Will the educationalists though?
david cooper, aylesbury, bucks
To John, Borehamwood - what are you doing John?? Don't pay an annual fee for the alarm system, just stop that. Don't bother with library cards, the kids are all in the system, you know who they are. Don't for god's sake pay poets hundreds of pounds, forge links with the kind of people who would come to a school to speak for free/some other benefit to themselves. Blame the government if you want but try to be a bit sensible with the budget you've got!!
Rachel, Libraryland,
Martin you have it in one
Parents are becoming concerned what state schools are delivering
Too many lessons dont start on time due to disruption by a few. They end early as the disruptive get ready to ruin the next lesson
What did happen to Education, Education, Education?
- has it all got too hard to deliver?
John, North Yorks,
The MR Jones Liverpool comment is a joke, right?
Eric, London,
It's easy to demonstrate its tosh - look at private schools. Literacy standards there are as high as anywhere on the planet despite the (supposedly) wealthy parents being able to provide far more distractions than the (supposedly) disdvantaged who send their children to state schools. And almost anyone can learn to read, so its not down to private schools creaming off the intelligent. The reasons are simple - synthetic phonics and focus on ensuring the children learn the basics.
Tim, London, UK
Does art reflect life, or life reflect art?
The age old question.
Watch the news any night of the week and you will see more violence and depravity than in any game on the market.
Does art reflect life, or life reflect art?
Mr Balls doesn't know the answer. Which for a minister in charge of education, is pretty funny.
Bill Bird, Wallasey, Wirral
Hi,
Computers are certainly not to blame for poor education standards on the contrary computer literacy is an important part of education whether learnt through computer games or word processing. As a docent I have learnt motivation is an important part of education. Teaching the to be learnt to ask questions is very important.
Regards Dr. Terence Hale Zandvoort
Terence Hale, zandvoort, Holland
I Have to agree as some one who works in a school it is not that there is not the time, but that it is used up by special needs childreen who are put in main stream by missguided parents and goverment.
Also the fact that schools now lose money for permently exlcuding children simply means that violent childreen are a lowed to interrupt and distroy every lesson they are in, bbecause the schools will not expell them less they lose precious funding and status in the god awfull leage tables.
What we need to do is abandon this idea that all children are equal and academic some children would be far better off learning how to be a brick layer, not only would it be more benfit for them, it would be a benfit for the rest of school children as they would no longer be there causing cachaos.
MR Jones, Liverpool,
I dunno about the Nintendo but I was called into school to discuss my son's poor attitude. He was reading books during the literacy hour.
Annie, West Yorks,
One of the reasons Russia is no.1 is because of the emphasis on discipline.The children are also well acquainted with learning reams of text off by heart, and not only Pushkin. I will never forget a taxi driver quoting Byron in English to me. Can you just imagine an English child quoting Pushkin in Russian?
There is also something to be said for the relatively much slower impact of capitalism and thus consumerism on the Russian culture. Up until recently, they only had books and theatre to amuse them. Not unusual to bump into people on the metro reading books, books, books.
You may ask why then they were only 16th five years ago and not first. I would imagine this reveals more about how quickly other countries have been tainted by creeping consumerism thus they are getting worse, just like the UK is, allowing Russia to come to the fore.
Alice, Hove,
Politicians have wrecked education in England. we spend £1 billion a week on a system that could probably work well with 30% less spending and far fewer job titles.
Maybe school fees for everyone with a scale based on income and rigorous selection both within and between schools to make Work an Ethic once more and prevent those parents who despise education from propgating their values so successfully.
This system is a disaster and is now a National Education Service run by Whitehall with a few party cronies mopping up the Training, PFI, Consultancy and Ofsted contracts.....Mrs McNulty
TomTom, Leeds, England
A very Fair point, also some of the more popular computer games of all time are ones which involve quite a bit of reading. My Example being the Final Fantasy series. in which you read what the characters are saying to each other. I also remember hearing on the radio a few years back that GCSE exam markers were being told not to mark candidates down for them spelling words the way they would in a text message, ok I was thinking that is bad but not that bad, then they said it was for English literature exams. I mean, that is the reason children in the UK have bad language skills rather than blaming it on a computer game.
Tom G, Epi, Cyprus
I'm sure its more important to learn Polish Christmas carols or to be able to empathise with a Roman galley slave than to be sat down and allowed to read a book.
Alan, Milton,
I work in a school library.
We have a budget of £3,000 a year. It costs £350 to bring in a poet for the day. We pay £200 a year to service the system that stops books being stolen. We pay £250 on the service contract for the library software. We have to buy book jackets, bar code labels, library cards, alarm tags, book repair tape, even our own pens.
When all this is taken off, we have precious little for new books. and rely heavily on donations, or books salvaged from schools closed for poor performance.
I blame the government, and the parents.
John, Borehamwood,
Computers may well be part of the problem but from my experience of helping at my local junior school I'd say that disruptive pupils and large classes are the real reason for poor attainment.
Inclusion of pupils who are violent into many classrooms has to stop, more special schools places need to be found and the staff need to be paid danger money.
VJay, London,