Matthew Parris: My Week
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I’m racing at breakneck speed through Alastair Campbell’s The Blair Years in time for my deadline for the Times book review section this Saturday. As the words fly by, my eye lights momentarily on something so jaw-clenchingly awful that I skid to a halt and re-read to see if I misread.
But there it is. “Sunday, January 6 [2002]. Gordon’s baby was clearly dying. TB and CB [Tony and Cherie Blair] were both genuinely upset.” “Genuinely.” A word you really hoped nobody would have thought necessary. A whole world of cynicism and spite, unwittingly encapsulated in one simple, subliminal, choice of adverb.
Five days later . . . “TB called me on his way back from the baby’s funeral to say it had been a nice service but he had been quite shocked to see how many journalists were there, including Dacre [the Editor of the Daily Mail]. I said I couldn’t imagine why they would have wanted anyone but really close friends there, and TB said different people react differently in grief.”

The Scottish Parliament have now voted to keep on track a proposal for a tramway system from the airport into town. I remain hopeful, however, that the minority Government in Scotland may later kill off this absurd squandering of much-needed transport resources on vanity projects. We tram-sceptics are winning.
In Leeds there has been a surge of interest in electric trolleybuses as an alternative to trams – their advantage being that a trolleybus runs on rubber tyres and needs no steel tracks to be laid and maintained.
They are cheaper. Emergency braking can be fiercer; prohibitively expensive and disruptive roadworks are avoided; and when a bus breaks down it can be wheeled aside for others to overtake – unlike one stuck tram which brings the whole line to a halt.
Such are the reasons why trolleybuses slowly replaced trams earlier in the last century. But there was and is a final step to the argument. The advantage of the ordinary motor bus over the electric trolleybus is that motor buses are cheaper still, and need no cat’s cradle of overhead wires strung between hideous forests of iron poles. And they are even more manoeuvrable than trolleybuses, providing a flexible service that is exceptionally forgiving of individual breakdowns and failures. The whole system costs a fraction of that of a trolleybus service, itself a fraction of the cost of trams.
Thus does the argument come full circle.

Another argument is just setting out on the first stage of its long loop back to base. Gordon Brown and others are becoming interested in the idea of “citizens’ juries” and convocations of local people, so that policy proposals (from both local and central government) can be tested and evaluated, and ordinary citizens can join the decision-making process.
Yesterday Mr Brown suggested that his draft Queen’s Speech could be put out to debate across the country this summer, at a series of meetings.
Ah. Meetings. At which word (let me warn him) the hearts of most right-thinking citizens sink and alarm bells ring. Busy people have no time for meetings. Worse, we fear that those who do will be an unrepresentative minority, a ragbag of extremists, nuisance makers and special pleaders with time on their hands to misrepresent the views of the rest of us. This bedevilled student politics through the 1960s and 70s, and powered the mad phase in the old Labour Party’s existence.
But there’s an answer. The busy majority could appoint our representatives and send them to the meetings to put our point of view. Great idea, eh? How might we select these representatives? By popular vote, surely.
And what might we call them? How about “councillors” and “Members of Parliament”?

Yesterday on a bus I passed a police sign in the West End of London, soliciting information on the attempted petrol bombing of a nearby night club. Had anyone noticed a suspicious vehicle parked “in Haymarket” on the evening in question? It’s not Haymarket. It’s the Haymarket. The police were slavishly following the national media in this error, born, I suppose, of a desire to iron out the wrinkles of local usage lest a national audience be too stupid to take them on board.
So I suppose it will be the Royal Courts of Justice in Strand next, and Simpsons in Strand, and we shall not be able to write or broadcast about the King’s Road, the North End Road or the Wandsworth (or Walworth, or Edgware) Road.
Sad. Every corner of Britain, including London, has its oddities of local usage. They should be respected.
Matthew Parris joined The Times as parliamentary sketchwriter in 1988, a role he held until 2001. He had formerly worked for the Foreign Office and been a Conservative MP from 1979-86. He has published many books on travel and politics and an autobiography, Chance Witness, for which he won the 2004 Orwell Prize. His diary appears in The Times on Thursdays, and his Opinion column on Saturdays
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What Matthew says about trams, the enormous cost of laying tracks and all that, is true. Preparing Dublin for its first modern tram lines was a horrific, seemingly endless job, and those behind the venture were castigated. But, when it opened two years ago people couldn't be kept off it: 400K people now use it every week. People love it, while they hate their buses, designated lanes or not. Something about the tram's smoothness of ride, certainty of punctual arrival, how awfully modern one feels gliding about in it. Buses no longer, of course, run on tram streets. Pedestrian or tram-rider, your view unhindered by the double-deckers that formerly stood between you and the cityscape, you can now actually see and enjoy Dublin.
Tom Connolly, Boston, MA, 02464
My experience of trams in Sheffield is both that the fares are lower than buses, and that trams are more likely to actually turn up - even taking into account the occassions that tram routes are blocked.
Chris, Sheffield, UK
It shows how far gone the Blairs are that it has to be emphasised that they feel genuine human emotion over one of the saddest things possible. What is worse is that when Mr. Campbell wrote it he probably thought it normal to have to differentiate between real feelings and those that are put on display. Behind how many of those solemn faces in interviews and grins with soldiers and schoolchildren was Tony actually thinking "God, how much longer till I can make an exit?"
James, Newcastle, Great Britain
Baby grief genuine? Everything is planned by some politicians. Everything.
John, Peterborough, UK
No one can deny that new trolleybuses are more expensive to purchase than equivalent diesel buses, and do not require all the investment in overhead wires. However, they potentially last a great deal longer (and the electrical components can be re-used in a new generation of vehicles), and tend to have rather lower operating costs. They could be significantly cheaper in the longer term than, for instance, hybrid diesel-electric buses.
The French have a concept "BHNS" (bus à haute niveau de service), which is being applied in Lyon to their new trunk trolleybus routes, C1, C2 and C3. The idea is that you segregate the vehicles for part of the route from other traffic and facilitate the trolleybuses using vehicle-controlled traffic signals. That is not to say it wouldn't work with motor-buses; Rouen has its TEOR which compliments its tramway "Métro".
The great benefit of trolleybuses is that for minimum visual pollution, you get minimum on-street pollution.
Martin Nimmo, London,
Yesterday I witnessed an example of the reliability of th ordinary motor bus when the #66 failed to show up at 7:30, and the next one failed to show up at 8!
When I lived in Stuttgart I never saw a trolley fail. But then the Germans do maintenence on their public transport - something obviously passe over here....
Don , Ipswich, UK
"A whole world or cynicism and spite unwittingly encapsulated in one columnist"!
Mark, London,
Hi Matthew! I was very surprised and pleased to see your perceptive remarks about trams. However, they can work in special circumstances e.g. Midland Metro which runs along the route of a disused railway. A friend of mine was unlucky enough to have worked on the Sheffield supertram. This caused huge traffic disruption during the construction phase and was immensely unpopular with the locals. One night he was foolish enough to walk into a pub in his contractor's jacket and was almost lynched!
Ian, Beijing, China
Why are the G7 nations dont interfear in the Zimbabwe affairs before it take twist like 1994 Rwanda genocide.
Why do politicians who bribe there party Mps to change the limits on governance be allowed to host big summits or sports eg Uganda hosting common wealth summite
AFRICANUS, WEST LOTHIAN, scotland
Diesel buses are certainly currently cheaper. The drawbacks are that they run on a fuel which is fast running out and which therefore will get prohibitively expensive as it gets scarcer, thus making them very much more expensive to operate and that despite all efforts to reduce the emissions, they stilll produce vastly more greenhouses gases than electric vehicles such as trams or trolleybuses (even using normal 'grid' electricity) and they produce concentrations of noxious fumes in towns and cities that worsen people's health and result in premature death. So if you have no interest in sustainability, global warning or public health they're fine!
Gordon Mackley, East Malling, UK
Subliminal is worth pondering whenever anyone prefaces a remark with the cliche 'to be honest.'
dr venables preller, Warminster, UK
cynical and spiteful describes Matthew Parris perfectly. he is the least objective journalist i can think of, and that is some feat.. tom mckay tyne & wear
tom mckay, tyne & wear,
Mr Mitchell, Spalding has a couple of traffic lights. Visit Leeds and you will see what a fantastic job the council have done. I travel 4 miles to work and have to go through 36 sets of traffic lights, soon to be 38 with another new junction constructed by Leeds City Council and taking 10 months of daily delays and disruption. The coucil have created concrete tramways for buses to go down the centre of the roads. It took over 2 years to contruct and now passengers have to cross the road to get to the bus stops. Guess what these concrete tramways replaced? Yes you've guessed it bus lanes. Which form of transport is cheaper? Hint cost of constructing and maintaining railtrack.
PHIL EDWARDS, LEEDS, U.K.
Trams. Mr Paris is 100 percent correct. Just before he retired after 40 years on the roads, my father was involved in laying the track for the Manchester Metrolink. His company had to dig up all the serivces - water, sewage, gas, telephone lines, electricity and move the whole lot to one side of the route of the rail tracks.
Can you imagine how expensive that would be?
I might add that the bus of the future is powered by gas (LPG or CNG) is wisper quiet and burns its fuel so cleaning it hard pollutes at all. In stark contrast to a conventional diesel bus.
Perhaps that's why gas buses are used all over the world from Delhi to Seoul to NY to Beijing.
But not in the UK. Of course.
J H Holloway, London,
It's so comforting to know that I'm not the only pedantic old git who dislikes unnecessary change.
RichardCr, Baden, SWitzerland
It IS 'Strand' isn't it, even though we naturally write and say 'the Strand'? Just 'Strand' on the street sign I think, and see Rosemary Ashton's study of "142 Strand: a Radical Address in Victorian England" (Chatto & Windus, 2006)
Mike Brealey, Bristol, UK
"A whole world of cynicism and spite" in one adverb - it's amazing what you can find if you look hard enough (especially if you're cynical and spiteful).
Ken Leyland, Liverpool, U.K.
It is Haymarket. Definitely not THE Haymarket.
Stephen Ward, Highgate,
I dont understand whatsoever the reference to the Walworth road etc. But I have always wondered why a tram is better than a Bus or even a bendy bus, These latter beasts can go on any part of the road, need no track and are available off the shelf.. power them by electricity if pollution requires. Please explain this paradox of modern transport theory. dream of a Super tram that goes from Croydon to Vienna without changing, at 300kph+
RonB, london uk, uk
Mitchell is right . Go to Melbourne,Prague & Zurich where trams provide quiet,punctual restful transport. See the public relax in trams protected from the mayhem of other traffic. Even the straphangers in rush hour remain humanly happy because they know the tram will get them through to their City centre stop without delay. Of course the cities named have wide 19th Century streets,not so easily found in UK. Even so before WW2 in the Thirties tram routes in squalid towns like Portsmouth were miracles. I still return to marvel at Bradford Junction where 6 tram routes emerged from narrow alleys to wage crossover precedence. I used to admire Matthew but these days he has had his sell by date.
Kenneth Perry , STREET Somerset, UK
Don't forget the Balls Pond Road and the Kilburn High Road!!
v k ratliff, london,
You're completely wrong about trams. Trams are still in widespread use across Europe and the rest of the world. A single tram can transport many hundreds of people. Try getting them on a row of trolley buses, let alone motor buses, and imagine which form of transport is more efficient and cheaper. Hint: Only ONE driver!
Mike Mitchell, Spalding, England