Matthew Parris: My Week
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It’s tempting to cheer Jack Straw’s promise in the Commons this week that incitement to homophobic hatred is to be made a crime, along with incitement to racial or religious hatred. But I’m not so sure. Seriously threatening language – of any kind – is already a crime; but once the law starts limiting free speech in matters of honest opinion, where does it stop?
The Bible says homosexuality is an abomination; God puts the city of Sodom to the torch; the present Pope calls it a “disorder”. Such views, however civilly expressed, are inherently hate-inciting, but should their expression be a crime? Then why should we remain free to sneer, in ways inciting hatred, at a person’s being Welsh, or Irish?
“Spastic” or “cripple” are hateful expressions that nobody should use as insults, but if the use of “batty boy” or “queer” is to invite prosecution, what is the argument against making disablist insult a matter for the police too? And how about language that incites hatred of women?
Lines of absolute principle are hard to draw, but some groups may be so weak and fragile as to need the law’s protection from hateful speech. I’d like to think we gays are no longer among them.

Bottled it? On the contrary, Gordon Brown has just made the boldest decision of his life. It takes real guts to waver like this.
To leap from a speeding wagon when you’ve changed your mind about its direction requires nerve. At Prime Minister’s Questions yesterday – as close as the Commons gets to burning a man at the stake – Mr Brown struck me as briefly the bravest man in Britain. At his press conference the day before, repeating a flat lie while the missiles flew showed great courage, of a sort.
He needed it. Indecisive people always end up having to be brave because they get cornered by events. The apparently cautious is often truly reckless, and Brown’s timidity has pitched him into a huge gamble. He is staking everything on becoming more popular in the future than he was in the autumn of 2007. He has rejected the bird in the hand in favour of two in the bush. Audacious or what?
It was Brown’s “young bloods” who were motivated by true caution, and his “greybeards”, the hesitators, who have pushed him into what will one day be seen for what it was: foolhardy.

For a little series about political cliché that I made for the BBC Radio Westminster Hour before the party conferences, I interviewed Tom Clark, a former special political adviser to Cabinet ministers. Mr Clark told me that when aides write briefs for a minister facing a rough ride in the Commons, they include a section headed “I’LL TAKE NO LECTURES . . .”, a list of bad things to say about the individual who asks a question the minister cannot handle. For want of an answer he huffs and puffs at his critic’s cheek in even asking: “I’ll take no lectures about economics from an Hon Member who only got a C in mathematics at O level . . .”, etc. The “no lectures” section is placed at the end of the briefing: an “in emergency, break glass”, last-ditch line of defence.
So I was all attention as David Cameron rose to question Gordon Brown yesterday at PMQs. Did Brown really expect us to believe, he asked, that he would have called off the election even if he had been heading for a 100-seat majority?
A slight pause. “I’ll take no lectures . . .” began Mr Brown. To the lifeboats, then.

Last week’s Newsnight film about a black Kenyan comedy team called Redykyulass (Ridiculous) set me thinking. Their stand-up (and dance) routines mock the present and previous President and their wives, and are apparently amusing many Kenyans. The besetting weakness of sub-Saharan politics is the cult of the Big Man in African society, and here satire and ridicule, the obvious bubble-pricking antidote, have been in short supply. But why?
Casting my mind back to my secondary schooling in Swaziland, where many of my schoolmates were black, I remembered that the young Africans I knew, there and elsewhere on the continent, had a tremendous appetite for parody, satire and mockery, and a flair for it, especially mimicry. Africans (so far as one can generalise) find the lampooning of the high-and-mighty hilarious.
Why has this not impinged often on African politics? Could Redykyulass be a hopeful sign of satire to come? Western development aid should be diverted from building latrines and rechannelled into the discreet sponsorship of small comedy groups.
Matthew Parris joined The Times as parliamentary sketchwriter in 1988, a role he held until 2001. He had formerly worked for the Foreign Office and been a Conservative MP from 1979-86. He has published many books on travel and politics and an autobiography, Chance Witness, for which he won the 2004 Orwell Prize. His diary appears in The Times on Thursdays, and his Opinion column on Saturdays
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The main danger with this law, as with any law, is how it will be interpreted. How will they define "hate" or "hatred" or "incitement to hatred". The very real danger is that comments which the vast majority of people would not classify as "hatred" will now be re - classified as such. So something that used to be thought of as a bit rude or a bit uncharitable will now be reclassified as "hate". This will leave everyone frightened to open their mouths which is the antithesis of freedom and the classic hallmark of a totalitarian state.
Patrick McGinnity, Armagh, Northern Ireland
It seems that there are a lot of people who make a living out of being offended on behalf of other people. Ideal apparatichiks for Ken Livingstone who seems to find room in his heart for such diametrical opposites as radical mullahs and homosexuals.
Moreover, what worries me about the proposed legislation is that these days there seem to be too many judges and Chief Constables who have had common sense and sense of proportion surgically removed from the brain.
However, I sense that there is, if only some mathematician could prove it, a fundamental theorem about the impossibility of legislation to get all things right. It would need a genius of the calibre of Alan Turing to find it, though.
Robert H. Olley, Reading, Berks, UK
"Hate" is a very poor word to use in any law. The dictionary definition of "hate" is Quite interchangeable with the word "dislike". I do dislike a particular neighbor because of his personal appearance and loud demeanor. I do not hate him or wish him any ill will. To avoid him or honestly voice my feelings toward him would possibly put me in violation of a criminal law and with certain certain courts would be a certainty. There are many things in life I do not like, Very few if any do I hate. Please read any definitions of 'Hate", "Like" or "Dislike", side by side, and see if you would trust your freedom to any one who may disagree with your state of mind.
D. Rodgers, Bethany Beach , Delaware, USA
Free speech is always disliked by totalitarians and when you look at Nu Labour and its cheerleaders, you find communism in their backgrounds over and over again. The steady erosion of free speech in the UK, beginning with the race laws back in the 1960s, is a sign that we moving closer and closer to a totalitarian state. The choice is simple: wake up now and fight while there's still a chance of winning or wake up later and find all chance of winning has gone.
Lesley Davies, Manchester,
I can't understand why anyone would want 'concensus' politics, apart from the PM of the day. If everyone is agreeing with you, how can they make you look bad if you mess it up?
I love the 'dogfight' style that was evident at PMQs yesterday. For once we saw what was nearly conviction politics... Cameron convinced that he could hammer Brown, and Brown convinced that he could turn it back on Cameron.
Cameron had the right convictions.
Steven Jones, London,
Matthew, you misunderstand (and consequently misrepresent) the purpose of the new law. It's not about protecting lesbians and gay men from every little insult - it won't do that. The threshold is set much higher, to combat deliberate, intentional, stirring-up of hatred against a person or a group on the basis of sexuality.
Jo, Abergele, Wales
Where is all this Government nonsense about "incitement" to this, that or the other coming from? I am not aware of a particular problem of abuse of gays these days, although there are probably isolated pockets of it. I am baffled to be honest by this Government's desire to legislate on every facet of what should be our personal lives. Well done to Matthew for pointing this out.
Richard Marriott, Kidderminster, England
Once more PMs Question Time has become a dog fight. I was dismayed to see and hear David Cameron jibing and sneering like a schoolboy at Gordon Brown. I had hoped that he might have acquired some gravitas and that we should see two STATESMEN engaged in conflict. The whole political scene is sinking further and further into a mess of gaining points at all costs. The Conservative party makes no bones about announcing policies because by them they will win votes. O.K. so what's new - but they are so blatant about it!
Christine Roe, Hove (actually!), Sussex
Banning speech, no matter how vile or repugnant, is far more dangerous and produces far greater injuries to civil liberty than whatever acts of depravity the speech could ever incite.
Freedom of Speech should be protected at all costs, ESPECIALLY when it offends; whether the offense is given towards religion, government, or another group of individuals is irrelevant.
Protection of offensive speech is the PURPOSE of "Freedom of Speech" regardless of who it offends. It ensures one can say what one will to whomever will listen regardless of the content, regardless of who approves, and, most importantly, regardless of who disagrees. The ability of any society to allow offensive speach is what separates enlightened Western pluralistic democracies from third world states ruled by dictators, potentates and religious fanatics.
If you don't like what is said, there is no requirement that you listen. But you may not censor what you do not like simply because you are offended.
Thomas, Durham, NC, USA