Matthew Parris
Download 'Too Hot', an exclusive Specials track from iTunes
One of my first diaries on this page took a sideways look at a particularly silly idea from the Government: The promise of Jack Straw, the Justice Secretary, to outlaw “gay hate speech”. I argued that free speech demands rough-and-tumble and give-and-take, that from time to time insults and condemnation must inevitably fly; that honest opinions and religious beliefs on the morality of different kinds of sexual behaviour do differ; and that to treat homosexuals as a pathetic minority in need of special protection from harsh commentary was, itself, insulting.
These days we gays can stand up for ourselves. In 1980 we could perhaps have done with protection like this, but that was before sexual tolerance became fashionable in the media, the Government or the Opposition. As Rowan Atkinson says, the point at which criticism of any group is considered so outrageous that it's a vote-winner for politicians to outlaw it is probably the point at which the law's protection is no longer needed.
Well, just before midnight on Monday the House of Lords went a long way towards squashing the Government's proposals. By a substantial majority it approved a clause that would protect our present freedom to criticise or question sexual practices.
The clause was backed by many for religious reasons. Of course, religions and their followers are themselves protected by the recent religious hatred restrictions on free speech; and it would be nice if “faith” leaders took as robust a view of the public's right to attack them as they take of their right to attack homosexuals. I'm tempted to remark that they (the bishops, not the gays) don't like it up 'em. But we who believe in free speech must accept support from any quarter, even those who only want it for themselves.
So two cheers for our Noble (and in many cases Reverend) Friends. In the Commons Mr Straw may now try to overturn their amendment. Instead, the Commons should push it further, and restore the freedom of speech casually to insult as well as seriously to criticise sexual practices.
What is it with Gordon Brown and flags? Has he been spending too much time at clambakes on New England lawns? His latest gimmick (yesterday) was to fly the Cross of St George over Downing Street, and apparently the Welsh and Scottish flags will follow suit for St David's and St Andrew's day.
Flags and stickers are for mad people. Mr Brown is getting like those activists you see at party conferences whose lapels are a sea of badges, labels and slogans; or motorists whose rear window tells the world everywhere they've been and everything they support or oppose. The irony is, this flag business is deeply un-British, un-English, and (frankly) uncouth.
My weekly Catalonia Today has just arrived. My eye falls on a small snippet. On March 22 during the Easter holiday 40.8 per cent of all the electricity consumed in Spain was generated by wind power. The figure is nowhere near typical: somewhat freakish, in fact, in that a spike in wind-generated electricity (caused by strong winds from the Atlantic, generating 9,862 megawatts) coincided with a trough in national demand (caused by the public holiday) but it's nevertheless an encouraging and surprising antidote to the pessimism of those who say that wind can never make a significant contribution to Europe's energy needs.
The missing link between the innate variability of wind energy and the steady supply of power we require is (and has been for more than a century) storage: our failure to develop a cheap and efficient means of keeping large quantities of electrical power until we need it. The hydrogen fuel cell, which uses electricity for the production of hydrogen, and about which there has been much in the media this week, may be the beginning of the answer.
On the wonderful Jon Stewart Daily Show in America, the interview with Barack Obama on Tuesday night was excellent: funny yet penetrating, especially when Mr Obama was challenged to try saying a couple of standard, boring sentences in an uplifting way. But Stewart's payoff (about Mr Obama) was sublime. You know (he said) Obama had brought such hope to his country. If he were to win, there was only one question left. “I wonder how he'll break our hearts? I hope it's a financial scandal.”
Why is there nothing like this in Britain? Face it: the humour's too clever, too sophisticated, too deep for a mass British audience.
Matthew Parris joined The Times as parliamentary sketchwriter in 1988, a role he held until 2001. He had formerly worked for the Foreign Office and been a Conservative MP from 1979-86. He has published many books on travel and politics and an autobiography, Chance Witness, for which he won the 2004 Orwell Prize. His diary appears in The Times on Thursdays, and his Opinion column on Saturdays
Win a luxury weekend to Newcastle and its neighbour Gateshead, find out more here
Risk, resilience and embracing new technology
Industry sectors news at a glance. Interactive heatmap, video and podcast
Discover the power of collective thinking. Submit a solution and be in with a chance to win a Media Hub Home Entertainment System
The inside track on current trends in the charity, not for profit and social enterprise sectors
Everything the Business Traveller needs to know to make a better trip
Make the most of the summer and enter our fabulous photographic competition, you could win a £5000 holiday
Corsica is an island of beauty and contrast, an ideal holiday destination
Enjoy further reading from Travel to Fashion, Business to Sport, discover more
Shortcuts to help you find sections and articles
The clever way to lease a new car is with Car leasing made simple™
2009
per month on 36-month
Personal Contract Hire (PCH)
2008
42850
Car Insurance
£24,250 - £30,346
MI5
London
£60,000
The Environment Agency
Bristol
Up to £90K
Boots
Midlands
OTE £85k
Credit Protection Association
Nationwide Opportunities
Completely London
Luxury Condo's in Manhattan with NYC views
The best new homes in Wimbledon?
Nationwide
Fabulous Cruise And Cruise & Stay Offers Including Virgin Atlantic Flights Prices Start From Only £699pp!
Last Minute Cruise And Cruise & Stay Offers. Med From £499pp, Caribbean From £699pp!
5 star quality at a 3 star price.
8 fabulous Canadian cities ...you won’t find cheaper
Contact our advertising team for advertising and sponsorship in Times Online, The Times and The Sunday Times, or place your advertisement.
Times Online Services: Dating | Jobs | Property Search | Used Cars | Holidays | Births, Marriages, Deaths | Subscriptions | E-paper
News International associated websites: Globrix Property Search | Property Finder | Milkround
Copyright 2009 Times Newspapers Ltd.
This service is provided on Times Newspapers' standard Terms and Conditions. Please read our Privacy Policy.To inquire about a licence to reproduce material from Times Online, The Times or The Sunday Times, click here.This website is published by a member of the News International Group. News International Limited, 1 Virginia St, London E98 1XY, is the holding company for the News International group and is registered in England No 81701. VAT number GB 243 8054 69.
Another thing George Orwell warned about, Jason Mead, was that Free-Speech can be stopped if you REDUCE VOCABULARY! Complex topics or views become no more than Soundbites bereft of subtlety or detail. This in effect is what our beloved Times has done by SLASHING the space given in "Have Your Say"
Nigel, Whitby, u.k.
Sex & Religion coming together-great. Can't wait to see their offspring! There are huge vested interests involved in continuing to exhaust fossil fuels: oil companies; hence alternative sources like wind farms & hydrogen fuel cell are not getting the investment. American humour? Too serious!
Ian cheese, London, UK
This a bit wide ranging. Free speech- we had the Incitement to Religious Hate Act introduced on a falsehood in that Jews and Sikhs were never protected for their religion so no equality issue for Muslims.Germany plans to be self sufficient in energy via wind power in 18 years.I like flags, fly them.
Keith , Rayleigh, England
Sexual practices, like religious ones, should be open to criticism. Those who criticise them out of bigotry can be ridiculed by good argument. Anyway, it's not only homosexual practices that can be criticised: what about the practice of breeding? I mean overbreeding. That's usually done by hetties.
Andy Armitage, Hebron, Whitland, West Wales, UK
"I wonder how he'll break our hearts?"
You make Obama sound like Tony Blair circa 1997 - so the answer must be "In ways too numerous to mention".
Dave Gordon, Edinburgh, UK
Surely any speech intended to incite hatred should be outlawed. This is a different thing from criticism.
Churchmen are free to say they disagree with homosexual behaviour but not encourage their flocks to attack gays. I am free to criticise the CofE or Pope but not to incite church-burning.
Paul M, Reading, UK
Very unfair on the British sense of humour. For every embarrassing catch phrase based show there is the Office, Extras, Have I Got News For You, and the wonderful QI. Likewise, in the US, the sophistication intwined in Curb your Enthusiasm or Seinfeld is counterbalanced by the pants that is Joey.
James, London, UK
Faith leaders demand two things. One, that no-one must discriminate or offend against believers on the basis of their faith. Second, that believers must be allowed to offend or discriminate against people they don't like, again because of that same faith. Having cake and eating it springs to mind.
Alistair, Edinburgh, UK
To be fair, a lot of religious people were opposed to the law against incitement of hatred on the grounds of religion.
Sean Fear, Luton, UK
Thank you for your fine words, you hit the nail-on-the-head about the whole point and purpose of free speech. George Orwell once defined free speech as the right to be told something you do not want to be told but this does not seem to be understood by politicians and people generally.
Jason Mead, Bristol, England
The Daily Show is "too clever, too sophisticated, too deep" for a mass American audience, too, which is why is averages only 1.5 million viewers per night (to put that in perspective, Jay Leno, about as bland as they come, averages 5.1 million for an hour-long show overlapping the same time slot).
Jenn, New York, USA