Matthew Parris
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It sometimes happens that people or a party struggle to find a voice. They may not lack an audience; they may have energy, eloquence and intelligence; they may have sensible measures to propose. Yet the ideas refuse stubbornly to cohere around a hard-edged impression of who they are and why they bother. We may vaguely like what we hear, and nod in agreement with individual items in the shopping basket; but something about the whole fails to convince. Awaiting reassurance, we file them under Maybe.
After two years in which it has tried hard to forge an attractive brand, and in which its competition, the Labour Government, has looked seriously tarnished, the Conservative Party and its leadership is still being filed under Maybe: and by too many floating voters for its comfort.
The situation is hardly dire. I am reasonably sure that the Tories are heading for an overall majority in a general election, whenever held. But the whole Tory team needs to move up a couple of notches in the national imagination, and knows it. Many are genuinely perplexed by their party's failure to break through.
Perplexity is compounded because the leader, David Cameron, has a high and positive profile. A strong, sure-footed and commanding character, he enjoys pretty favourable ratings in polls. And he is pitted against a Prime Minister who has led Britain into deep trouble and lacks the more obvious attributes of a charismatic leader. So why Tories ask) aren't they doing better?
I think I know. The Tory party is fighting the wrong enemy. It is fighting its old self. Its leadership has become fixated by the hammering it experienced at the hands not of the present Labour leader, but the last one. Still mesmerised by Tony Blair it has failed to notice that Mr Blair's reputation is gradually fading, his legacy in tatters, and the last thing that the British electorate wants is a return to the slick and dishonest politics of Mr Blair's new Labour Mark I, or a Prime Minister who reminds them of him.
Tony Blair hypnotised much of the younger generation of Tory MPs: so much so that they feared, still fear, and secretly admire his style. The Tories always rated Mr Blair more highly than did his own party, concluded that the best way to fight him was to emulate him, and convinced themselves that third-way politics must be the key to victory.
Perhaps that was once true; certainly the vindictive and reactionary vibes that the Conservative Party was thought to radiate needed extinguishing. But these battles have been won. Blairism is terribly 20th-century, and the Tories have failed to keep up with a changing public mood.
We reach the paradoxical position where the “modern” part of the Conservative Party is stuck in about 2001, and horribly out of date. There is no national nostalgia for a return to the decade in which, we now begin to realise, it all started to go adrift. Does the Conservative Party in 2008 not understand this?
Gordon Brown does, in his dark and bitter heart, understand. He knows what was always rotten about Blairite politics, detests it, and British voters are coming late to the same realisation. The contrast that Mr Brown presents with his predecessor - shadow where Blair was all sunlight, leaden charmlessness after the unbearable lightness of being Tony - is now his strongest selling point with voters.
That our present Prime Minister is a deranged monster of a politician has still not dawned on most people, and in the meantime Mr Brown is pulling off the remarkable feat of running more successfully against a Labour Government - the previous one - than the principal Opposition is running against his own.
There is a strong sense that we have had a change of government; and little appetite for reversion to the former one. It is unwise of the Opposition to paint a picture of itself calculated to remind us of what we lost when Tony Blair scuttled off the stage two years ago.
But my analysis is anything but bleak, for I believe there was always something unreal about “compassionate Conservatism” Mark I - it was more a marketing strategy than a manifesto - and that beneath the gloss lies a real Tory party, and a real David Cameron, that is well suited to the hour. Party and leader need only to be true to themselves and the voters will listen. Mr Cameron is nothing like Mr Blair, and never was. It's time he realised that he no longer needs to pretend to be.
This was brought home to me this week when I saw the announcement that, in seeking cuts in spending plans, a Conservative government would exempt health, schools and international development. [International Development? Britain's whole official aid programme is awash in waste. Among those who visit Afghanistan, Dfid (the department's acronym) is a byword for ill-targeted effort. Here is a bloated budget ripe for swingeing efficiency savings, and I simply do not believe that Mr Cameron and his Shadow Chancellor, George Osborne, can be unaware of this.
No, what lies behind this bizarre ring-fencing is a piece of pure political marketing. And - and this is the point - bad marketing, too. Presenting the Conservatives as the kind of party that would sacrifice higher education, transport investment and scientific research before it would touch overseas aid is positively Woodstockian in its other-worldliness. This isn't modern; it's Joan Baez, Joni Mitchell.
I offer aid only as an example; the pickings would be small. But a range of small examples would soon add up. Take (for instance) the Departments of State for Wales and Scotland. We don't need whole, separate departments. Scotland and Wales are devolved.
As I write, I can hear the counter- argument for the Opposition: “Don't give examples; don't scare the horses; don't play into Mr Brown's hands by giving him instances of ‘savage Tory cuts' to parrot.”
To this I reply that Mr Brown, too, is missing the public mood. The voters are less infantile than modern marketing strategies suppose. In straitened times people expect a responsible Opposition to search vigorously and openly for ways of saving taxpayers' money, and not to be timid or sheepish about the search. In the year ahead the public will witness cruel retrenchments in the private sector, retrenchments affecting their own lives. There could be tremendous national resentment towards a public sector cocooned against equivalent sacrifices. If the Tories seem ashamed or evasive in their approach to this, voters will ask where they really stand.
I would put Kenneth Clarke in charge of efficiency savings. And, were I David Cameron, I would lead from the front. This tougher and more severe approach is not alien to Mr Cameron's nature: arguably it is truer than the image he has so far sought. Then, all at once, the party and its message would seem to gel.
Matthew Parris joined The Times as parliamentary sketchwriter in 1988, a role he held until 2001. He had formerly worked for the Foreign Office and been a Conservative MP from 1979-86. He has published many books on travel and politics and an autobiography, Chance Witness, for which he won the 2004 Orwell Prize. His diary appears in The Times on Thursdays, and his Opinion column on Saturdays
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Getting rid of the hated and anomalous Scotland Office, which as the writer says only confuses the devolution issue (and with the present incumbent, more than ever used as a hammer of the Scots instead of representing their views) would be a shrewd move, and would harvest a lot of votes in Scotland.
Marga, Edinburgh,
Wouldn't it make more sense if the Party Leaders got together and stood united to help the country get through the gloom rather than sitting in their own corners winging at each other Policies.
Jay, Newcastle, UK
Recent yrs have continued the usual Labour trend. Expand the public sector and dole out more benefits, these captive voters will never vote for a party which aims to spend money more efficiently. Meanwhile blame the Tories for any tough medicine needed to fix past excesses. And job creators emigrate
Ryan G, Pimlico,
Need for new leadership clear to most independent minds? Required - persuasive ideas on role of Government, which having made, over a long-period, a too-weak contribution in regulation and direction of human endeavour, may have stopped the avaricious from obliterating what the rest of us create.
Colin Temple, Rochester, UK
There are two things that are required: a clear explanation of what is to be done about the economy and a commitment to roll back the instrusiveness and bureaucracy of modern government. Both are needed, and both will make Cameron more electable than currently.
John, Walton on Naze, UK
Jeremy that was then & this is now. To correct you, it was 25% of the total electorate & not those who voted. I'm sure if we look at the Tory % when they last won an election it might be similar. Oh sorry, I forgot, the Tories are terrible at the history of the 1980's & early 1990's aren't they?
A Thomas, Lanchester,
We need to get back to cabinet government. At least one then has a chance of kidding oneself one is living in a democracy.
Henry Percy, London, UK
Face it Matthew, most of us are fed up with the lot of them, Lab, Con, LibDem, UKIP, BNP, Green, sectarian neo-socialist, whatever. None of them will admit that Britain is bankrupt and that the economy's problems are of solvency not 'liquidity' and cannot and should not be 'solved' by inflation.
Paul, Coventry,
Tories should disregard Matthew's advice. Blair has been the pre-eminent politician of the last 15 years, and it is only now that we realise what fools Labour were to force his early resignation.
Unfortunately Dave has already abandoned his Blairite stance with his silly "save, save, save" speech.
arnoldo, Coventry,
Matthew Parris fails to grasp the point. ALL politicians are incapable of behaving in a businesslike way. They may just manage to cooperate with politicians in other countries, but don't understand our nation's balance sheet. Any free-thinking party member is quickly 'whipped' into line.
John Fisher, Edinburgh,
Cameron needs to wake up and start hitting
Brown where it hurts.MT would have had him up against the ropes and gasping for air
by now.What is it with the Tory "shadow"
cabinet? They're so shadowy they're almost
invisible.If they can't slam Labour now they
don't deserve to win next time.
John Vestey, Porto Ercole, Italy
A Thomas. In fact, less than 25% of the electorate voted for Labour at the last election. Apparently, that's democracy in action.
Jeremy Poynton, Frome, UK
Yesterday's battles fought with silly helmets, bicycles, family teas is over. Cometh the hour,cometh the man. Is it David Cameron, frankly I have no idea. Once in far off times I was inspired by a lady Conservative leader, she met the problems, delivered the solutions. Can David do likewise?
boswell, ulaanbaatar, mongolia
How many Conservative voters do you think will vote for Cameron?
All political parties are tainted by this Government and by the lying, corrupt, evil EU.
Nothing any party does will change this. Until we take back the reins of government into our own hands this drift to anarchy will continue.
Robert, Worcester, UK
A gambler has lost everything except the family house . He borrows against this and doubles up. If he wins, how does his family regard him?
Tory policies don't matter. If Brown's mega-bet comes off he'll be re-elected; if not, Britain won't have money for another try - nor anything else.
Noel Falconer MEcon, Couiza, France
Careful what you wish for. Winning the next election would be disastrous for the Tories. They would clearly inherit a nightmare and the nimble Labour critters would quickly saddle them with the blame for the results of 13 years of Blair/Brown incompetence.
Ubi, Edinburgh, UK
Mart Smith. Before slagging off Labour voters (more like 35% + of voters) have you forgotten about the ruinous 'Thatcher' regime of the 1980's? That was so bad, her own side kicked her out. Rightly the Tory sheep are worried about directionless Cameron losing an election to the 'worst Govt... ever'
A Thomas, Lanchester,
Cameron doesn't need to do anything: the Labour party will implode long before the general election in 2010. We only need to wait for 9/09 to see the beginning of the end. Agreed that we don't need devolved secretaries of state: a committee of Assembly leaders would suffice. Stop double jobbers!
Dr David Green, Athens, Greece
I reckon the reticence over public sector cuts is due to labour's cunning strategy over the past 10+ years of building a public sector so vast, that more than 50% of the employed in the UK are in someway employed by the government, and by definition will not vote for a govt in favour of trimming.
shane, Guildford, england
David James (business man and Lord Forsyth both (like Enoch Powell in his 'Morecambe Budget' ) set out where savings could be made in public expenditure for tax cuts. Dust these suggestions off, update them and present them
Dr J Findlater, Carnforth,
Conservatism is an adult philosophy, and few British people now understand it or have time for it. Everyone wants hand-outs; everyone wants the nanny state to care for them (if not for others). It is astonishing that people do not think taxes are too high, although the saving rate is zero.
Tom Welsh, Basingstoke,
Spot on - Trouble is the folks love to be wooed and every would be Politico leader knows it. It's the greatest stage show in town without reprisal. Practically every leader leaves under a cloud . We live entirely on hope and, as you correctly say "Awaiting reassurance, we file them under maybe".
C.Brooks, Khobar, Saudi Arabia
the b and b disaster zone, the legacy of deceit,political dishonesty to the english,outright fraud on pensions,blindness to the truth over the need for war,will history be unbiased unenough to tell the truth?
john haydon rowe, javea,
I think the Conservatives problem is that they didn't see this crisis coming, they don't yet understand the previous business model of finance and property has failed, and they don't know what to put in it's place. They are also compromised by delegating control of Britain to Europe.
jim, Yokohama, Japan
Ironically the recession tends to focus voters' attentions on David Cameron's privileged background. The Conservative Party's criticism of government action to tackle the downturn tends to be interpreted as displaying a lack of understanding of the needs of ordinary people.
Derek, Belfast, Antrim
Sadly over 30% of voters are indeed infantile, these are the donkeys who would still vote for the worst government I've ever experienced, The worst government that you've experienced too I've no doubt.
mart smith, gloucester,
Well said, Matthew. You articulate precisely the views of many of us. Let's hope Dave is listening.
Peter, Norwich, UK