Melanie Reid
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Another weekend of false hopes and broken promises. Oh, the weather bulletins hyped it up, the way they do these days, with talk of “high wind chill” and “blizzards”. Ever since forecasts became primarily designed for those seeking to plan a safe crossing of the supermarket car park, this has been the way of things.
So, even as the magic words sent a shiver of anticipation down my spine, I knew it would all come to very little. Blizzards! A bit of sleet perhaps, even a light covering of snow if we were lucky, but it would be transient: a fleeting strike of cold weather running fast before yet another warm front, which would serve only to make us fretful and nostalgic, yearning for the ice which will never come. And so it has proved to be.
I have a problem, you see. Increasingly, I am in mourning for the cold, for the hard bite of winter: for the thrill of the north coming to visit and staying for a while. I love the impact of cold weather the way some people adore the Sun; and with its failure to arrive, these last few years, comes a deep sense of loss.
Few people admit to feeling the same way, of course . The world is now full of radiator-hugging philistines, who at the first hint of normal temperatures start to complain, as if the weather was part of the general blame culture that surrounds them. Who can they sue because their nose is cold? “It’s freezing today,” whined shivering specimens last Friday, as the temperature began to slide below 10 degrees. I wanted to cry: “Get over it. It’s mid-December. A few years ago we got these temperatures at the end of October.” But I didn’t, because it would have made me look irretrievably odd, and, besides, I was too busy rejoicing at being able to see my breath in front of my face.
But there is actually a serious cultural issue here. With the loss of proper winter weather, we are about to lose something terribly profound. As the world heats up, we are subconsciously expressing this. Intriguingly, almost every Christmas card I have received so far this year has been a snowy contemporary scene, as if snow, like the Victorian paraphernalia of carriages and robins and sleighs, is aspiring to some list of new yearnings.
In 50 years’ time, when Britain is mired in bland, damp, grey, mild permanence, and when children peer at their parents’ Christmas cards, will they ask what the white stuff is? This will be a generation who will never stamp on ground frozen hard as stone with frost, or burn their mouths on icicles.
What is at stake, with climate change, is actually the whole “idea of north” – the spiritual and cultural pull of the icy wastes, of high, empty, pale places; a theme which has persisted through history, literature, mythology, philosophy and art for centuries.
I was beautifully ignorant of this – I thought it was just me that had a peculiar affection for the cold – until I read Peter Davidson’s book The Idea of North, which draws on the work of the Canadian Glenn Gould, and I discovered the delightful, symbolic idea of something that sits in people like a compass.
Hence the world can be divided into two kinds of people: those who are drawn south, to sunshine and rich, dark, warm sensuous places; and those who are pulled to face north, to the austere thrill of hard, cold, icy places. Do you prefer to visit Alaska, Norway and Sutherland to baking on a beach on the Med? Does skiing attract you as much for the chairlift rides, face raised towards awesome, blinding white mountains, as it does for the whiz down the piste? When, behind the wheel, you see a road sign “To the north” does it make your heart leap; make you feel as if you are escaping to a place where you will find your soul?
Or do you find the sign foreboding?
“It’s grim oop north” is a Southern joke with a bite. “We leave for the north tonight” a fateful cliché from dramatic fiction. “We leave for the south” – by contrast, everything is going to be all right. “North of Watford” – a verbal shudder that expresses fear of some cold, wet, deprived wasteland. Funnily enough, the ancient Sami nomads of Russia weren’t familiar with Watford but they believed the north was a point halfway between this world and the next, so they buried all their dead chiefs in the equivalent.
The Norse legends have Satan as a creature of ice. Dante believed freezing wind was stirred by the batwings of Lucifer. The Greeks – and I am indebted to Professor Davidson for this – liked it both ways. The north for them was an ambiguous paradise. It was a malign and freezing place, but if you struggled through the cold to the back of the north wind – literally hyperborean – you found the Hyperborean people, living in an oasis of peace, sunshine and plenty. Even today we still use figures of speech about that “trek to the sunlit uplands”.
But this pleasing, freezing conceit is threatened. What will global warming mean for the idea of north? When will the manufacturers of 4x4s admit that Lucifer’s wings will never beat hard enough for them again?
What will happen to those of us who crave that lasting, icy bite on the wind, and cannot abide the blandness of modern winters? Must we sit and moulder, rotting from the soul outward, shouting at the television when the weather forecasters patronise us with their talk of those “nice mild days”?
The reality is this: that climate change will impoverish us spiritually as well as environmentally. We need the cold to sustain us in every way. And if the idea of north retreats before warm seas towards the polar night, then some of us will just have to buy holiday timeshares in Greenland or Murmansk, and follow it. It is perhaps the only way I will get to wear that duck-down jacket again.

Melanie Reid reports and commentates for The Times from Scotland. Before joining the paper, she was an award-winning columnist and senior assistant editor at The Herald in Glasgow
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Thank-you for expressing views which have led to summer-lovers thinking I'm strange for relishing crisp, cold winter days, snow, warm coats and the invigorating nature of winter weather that is in short supply these days. I was born as comparatively recently as 1980, yet childhood winters were, I'm sure, colder and less grey than today.
Christopher Bell, Norwich,
I love cold weather as well, and I was expecting to expirience some really cold weather when I visited the UK in January, 2007. But all I got was drizzle, rain and mild days. It only snowed once in Ramsgate, Kent. I thought it was going to be colder but apparently, I was wrong.
About Russia last year, it was a really mild winter. Fortunately, it's colder this year.
Since 1950, 13% of Christmases at London have been "white", the last being reported in 1999.
Global Warming has raised temps more than anyone can imagine.
Emiliano, Reconquista, Santa Fe, Argentina
Be careful what you wish for!
Frank Upton, Solihull,
This article resonated with me. I've always felt the seemingly perverse poetry of the north.
But I was puzzled that this article didn't address the possibility of a hobbled Gulf Stream bringing a Siberian climate to the UK. That seems to be a very troubling and real possibility if you look at the science.
Bill, Washington, DC
A wonderful article, and I can only agree - winters aren't what they used to be! To those that claim the warming is "natural", how do they account for the fact that the sun's output is currently at a long-term minimum, and yet we are headed for another winter of mild nothingness?
And weather forecasters should be banned from using the phrase "At least it will be mild"!
Rob, Hampshire,
Snow appears already to have effectively vanished in much of the southern U.S.A. Our home area has not seen a single flake of snow in the past three or four winters. On this December morning I walked outside before daylight in short sleeves and felt perfectly comfortable. I wonder now whether we will ever see anything colder than a mild overnight frost again.
D.L. Anderson, Crossett, AR/U.S.A.
Winter seems to lack its former punch, clarity, whatever. The wide array of seasonal "experiences" seems lost in a cacophony of dullening warmth. The truth is that, compared to warmth, we have an intrinsic dislike of cold, and it seems more the emotional connotations it incites that draws people to it.
My perception of the North is somewhere of sparsity; somewhere with scope and an infinite hope lying ahead. When I go away, I generally want to get away; to lessen the activity in my life and not worry about things. On the other hand, my opinion of Southern locations is overcooked, with a culture accentuated to the point of tedium. I guess I'm too much of a dreamer and can't stand having things laid out for me.
Euan McArthur, ulverston, united kingdom
Add to all this a blight of slugs and other pests on garden produce. Without the winter cold to thin out their population last year, they were in great numbers this.
P Orphyry, Skipton,
I have always loved crisp cold winter mornings. Each and every year I watch the weather reports hoping for snow. Each year I get three months of drizzle instead. Every now and again we have a brief snowfall and the roads seize up, motorists abandon their cars on the M4 and Londoners write articles about the end of civilisation. I put on my hiking boots and hurry to get a walk on the moors and through the woods before tomorrows rains wash it all away. There is a beauty in cold that all to many people are not prepared to try
John, Grassington, Yorkshire Dales
Now if you meant in 50 years what these white people, I may understand. I would worry about the EU becoming a third country continent, due to not being able to sustain its self due to generous benefits and social security hand outs.
Tez, Yalding, Kent
Great article. Three words of advice - move to Chicago! As a Brit growing up in Yorkshire I too remember a childhood of "deep" snow and my village being cut off for days. But as an avid skiier and winter advocate I can distinctly remember just one occassion in the 13 years I later lived in London with measurable snow (half an inch). Of course the city ground to a halt and everyone outwardly pretended to long for the "cold snap" to be over, but I have long held the view that most Brits are secretly deliriously happy at the prospect of snow breaking the mild, drizzly monotony. Here in Chcago we've had nearly a foot of snow in the last week, there are ice-storm warnings and frost-bite advisories issued all winter. The seasons here are almost a cliche of themselves; scorching summers, autumns of bright red and yellow leaves. All that seem to have sadly disappeared from the British weather almanac.....even in Yorkshire.
Nick, Chicago, USA
Be careful that you don't get what you are praying for. Global warming could in a few years 'turn off' the Gulf Stream and our winters could become as savage as those in Labrador or Minsk.
Anthony Back, Wellington, Telford, England
This is merely sentimentalist nonsense - by gone memories of so called endless winter blizzards. Yes, the number of significant snowfalls has fallen to one or two per winter but how many winters have really been whiteouts? Yes, we see less frost due to a NATURAL fluctuation of our climate cycle but by and large our temperate climate has always been within a certain range. We all get romantic notions of our childhood days of building snowmen and slides but how often did this really happen? I was in Germany early this year during blizzard conditions and freezing temperatures but was glad to leave the postcard image behind and get back to my Atlantic cocoon! As the modern world necessitates ridiculous daily commutes just to keep on top of the bills I, for one, am glad to see out a grey, dreary winter without the need to de-ice my windscreen every morning and watch the country come to a standstill at the mere hint of whiteness! Roll on summer!
A Andrews, Ballymena, UK
Oh, quit your whining about so-called "global warming".
The climate changes in synch with the sun's output. (DUH)
Stop trying to frighten the feeble minded with junk science.
Remember Y2K?
Simon, Toronto, Canada
One thing I don't understand about cold lovers is when asked why do you love the cold so much the reply i got was that 'you can stay in, draw the curtains and sit around a warm and cozy fire'.
Warm and cozy????
Go figure.
Zak, London, UK
When the clocks go back every October and it starts to get dark earlier, the prospect of Winter approaching seems to bring forward feelings of excitement and longing for the cold. Those frozen, clear days without a cloud in sight enthrall me, though it's not just the weather, it's also to do with it getting dark early. I can still remember the week I spent in Trondheim on holiday a few years ago as if it was yesterday, it was incredible. I'm definitely a Winter person, which seems to amuse most of my friends for some reason.
George, Manchester,
"We need the cold to sustain us in every way."
Apart from those pensioners who would otherwise die of hypothermia
dr Smith, london,
Yes, one of the good things about living in England that a foreigner sees is the marked change of season -- Madonna famously remarked on this as a key good thing about the place.
It is amazing to walk in bright winter sunshine across a snowy landscape.
And perhaps going along with a new determination to have an outdoor café culture, I've found that as long as the sun is bright you can actually lay the towel out on the lawn and read a book outdoors even when the headline temperature is eight degrees!
Maybe, then, I've come down with the summer-all-year bug after all?!
steve moxon, sheffield,
It is so funny that you would actually write about this because these ideas have been haunting me this fall/winter season. When the light hits the sky the way it does at this time of year, I expect other qualities to be present such as cold and some snow at times. There is a melancholy that has confused me until I read your piece. Thank you for putting my feelings into words.
frankie, virginia beach, virginia
I was in Russia in winter last year, and apart from a few occasions it was muggy and grim. Certainly NOT the thick snowy icy expectations that not only myself expected, but every Russian in Moscow had known every year. In fact, some Russians said there is probably no Russian alive who had seen the winter so mild. They had to make a "fake" ice rink in Red Square, it got so bad. Climate is changing everywhere and much of it is natural (in my opinion) with some down to us.
I remember the deep snow in winter in Britain about 25 years ago. Mind you, I was also a lot smaller then and that may explain how it seemed so much deeper. It is nice to have distinct borders of Spring, Summer, Autumn, and Winter.
Nowadays, they tend to bleed into each other and can't quite make up their mind which is which. Sad. But I believe you really lament the feeling of cosyness of warmth and intimacy that comes from huddling up as a family due to the cold, when you refer to it being "spiritual" somehow.
Adam, Wells, Britain
It is not without reason that Aldous Huxley observed in his "The New, Brave World", that the company among the exiles in the Hebrides will be better than down there in the South
Mariusz Kuklinski, London,