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Saturday May 17, 2008
If the Home Secretary wants to reclassify the weed, perhaps it should be B for Boring
Chelsea are the preferred opponents of the Manchester United diehards who could not bear defeat by Liverpool
We all hate Mugabe, but why is it that Zanu (PF) gets so much support? Here's one reason
Sting is luring old rockers like Tony Blair out of retirement. The PM is going the other way
The bulimia of our former Deputy PM (now a celebrity victim) is no business of ours
China is blamed for everything from human rights abuses to pollution and rising food prices
Now the respectable classes can enjoy watching society's dark underbelly for free every day
Hollywood libertals demonised the screen idol for his pro-gun opinions but they were wrong
God bless the showboater and all who sail with him in our spectacularly dull and inoffensive age
Public life is now filled with such hyperbole that it's hard to have rational discussion
The Government shouldn't be causing moral panic. Let parents check what their kids watch
Why should African farmers suffer because do-gooders are trying to cut carbon emissions?
At Easter I, a longstanding atheist, find myself feeling affinity with religious folk
This very public divorce has filled the space where politics and serious public life ought to be
Frozen or tinned food is a great human advance, not a sign of moral decay. Delia is a domestic heroine
The Government must put aside its distaste for the nuclear option if we want power in future
You have to be a determined man to get a stiff drink at three in the morning
Both sides have been firing blanks. The real question is why troops are there at all
When you find yourself in glorious mountain scenery, remember how much Man enhanced it
I wish they'd stop picking on our children. They mostly don't need therapy, thank you

Mick Hume is Britain's only self-confessed libertarian Marxist newspaper columnist. His Notebook column appears on Fridays, and he also writes a weekly Thunderer column. He is also editor-at-large of spiked-online.com. which he launched as the online descendant of Living Marxism magazine. Hume is an ex-grammar school boy from Woking with a season ticket at Manchester United who lives in London
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