Mick Hume: Thunderer
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My eight-year old daughter has fallen over while wheeling along in her Heely shoes and grazed her knee. I blame the Government.
After all, a new report on accidental injuries to children published by the Audit Commission and the Healthcare Commission declares that the Government’s record on preventing such accidents is “a disgrace”. Indeed. How dare that Tony Blair do nothing to stop our children falling over/off things?
I have heard talk of a “backlash” against the cotton-wool kids culture. But the title of this report – Better Safe than Sorry – sums up the prevailing official ideology, sounding less like the nanny state than government-by-grandmother.
The report cries that injuries caused by accidents such as burns, falling down stairs, slipping on railway embankments and poisoning are “a leading cause of death and illness in children aged 1-14”. Scary stuff. But then, children rarely die of anything today. The death rate for accidents is 3 per 100,000 kids. Indeed, the report admits that fewer children are now being killed or seriously injured in accidents. But the authors don’t let a little thing like that stop them calling the situation a disgrace, pointing out the shock-horror fact that poor children are more likely to get hurt and demanding central government coordinate more multiagency action.
The point is, they insist, that many of these accidents are “preventable”. And of course, they are. All we need do is ban stairs, bicycles, railway embankments, playgrounds, kitchens, and anything poisonous. Or just make children stay in bed. Or don’t have them in the first place. Nobody is accident-proof.
Lo and behold, the first steps are afoot to try to ban those trendy training shoes with removable wheels in the heel as worn by both my young daughters and their friends. Some experts have responded that it is OK for kids to exercise in them, so long as they wear safety gear at all times. Why not just fit them all with helmets at birth and have done with it? Whatever happened to letting children have some fun without forever having to worry about the competing risks of injury and obesity? We should surely dig our heelys in on this one.
The obsession with avoiding accidents is unlikely to make life safer, but it could make it considerably more sorry, giving young people the notion that they are unable to cope with anything and always need somebody to blame.
Better Safe than Sorry complains that since new Labour set its own daft targets for reducing accidents in 1999, the issue has fallen out of the spotlight “as it competes for attention in a crowded public health agenda”. Imagine all these lobbyists banging into each other in the political playground, competing to shriek loudest about possible health risks. That really is a disgrace.

Mick Hume is Britain's only self-confessed libertarian Marxist newspaper columnist. His Notebook column appears on Fridays, and he also writes a weekly Thunderer column. He is also editor-at-large of spiked-online.com. which he launched as the online descendant of Living Marxism magazine. Hume is an ex-grammar school boy from Woking with a season ticket at Manchester United who lives in London
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my child wanted heelys for the last 3 years. all of her friends had them. i talked to her friends parents and asked them about heelys. they toled me not to buy them cheapor from e-bay. i bought $350 dollar heelys. they had a botton in the back. hit they botton once and the cover slids in. hit the botton agian and the cover slids back and the wheel gos back in. she tought it was cool. when i took her to a heely park then it happend. my cild was laying un conchence on the ground. she had sever head injeries she had broken her arm and she had broken her ankle. there was blood evry where. after 3 weeks in the hospital she was fine. accsept for all her scars. she was wearing a helmet kneepads exsetra. she said she was faling backwards when she hit the botton and was thron foward. she also lost 6 teeth.
thats why i tink heelys are not safe. i defedently do not recamend them to any body. do not buy them they are not safe. i fell tarble that i bought them for her and i dont want you to fell the same way.
martha, morden, manitoba
To DG of Colchester:
Are YOU brainwashed by advertising? Do YOU need billboards telling you how to behave? If not, then why do you assume it is so for others?
In short, if the masses are stupid, what makes you so smart?
Simon Crowfoot, Kidderminster,
Small point, but on the facts given wouldn't it be more sensible to say that the "prevailing official ideology" is not to interfere too much and that's what is being criticised. After all, the report was written by the Audit Commission who are supposed to be independant of Government. So surely the report is pointing out that the Government, the officials, aren't interferring enough and should do more.
Thomas Davies, London, UK
The Heelys issue is a red herring highlighted by greedy parents by a government struggling to control the compensation culture that it itself created. The real questions to be asked should be things like: What will be the policy concerning kids in charge of Heelys under the influence of alcohol or drugs or in possesion of a firearm? or, How wil the police deal with 'Heely-by shootings'? The one child that grazes his knee down Basingstoke High street is the least of our concerns.
Christopher Fomes, Taunton, United Kingdom
It's really quite irritating to be walking in a supermarket, to see a young girl holding her fathers hand and then suddenly, she swoops along like an ice dancer to the trolley. It catches my wonder everytime. It's as if these kids are just like cyber children. Furthermore, this fad has arrived furtively in the night, I have never glimpsed any advertising for it. I understand that the latter outburst has nothing to do with the article's point, however, the mentioning of heeleys rather hit a nerve.
Robyn , St.Albans,
It's another 'fad', to which the bemused parents of delirious and greedy children are pandering to the bemoaning of their overspoilt and vain, self-obsessed, lazy and unintelligible oiks.
It's quite surprising that something has been allowed to overwhelm Britain like this, as we are all well aware, that for the past 7-8 years, COMPENSATION CULTURE has just exploded beyond common sense! Thanks EU, and thanks for nothing pathetic, greedy parents.
Once 1 child has them, they all want a pair. Until messages via TV, Billboards, etc are shown depicting the dangers and the result of injury, JUST LIKE they should do with SMOKING, then kids will not learn. Graphic depiction to highlight the stupidity of the human brain should broadcast across all mediums to prove how narrow and short-term the majority think.
DG, Colchester,
Both of my sons (aged 8 & 10) have heeley's and have enjoyed using them safely. They also enjoy roller skating, skateboarding, skiing and ice skating - you simply cannot wrap them up in cotton wool as how are they ever going to learn about dangers in life? Unfortunately accidents happen, but they are few and far between and we need to put this into perspective.
helen sheppard, maidstone, uk
What a sad and miserbale existance the bureaucrats would have us lead! I like a bit of risk and so do my children. The idea that pastimes and pursuits that involve risk should be made safe is to render them uninteresting to us and ultimately pointless. How do you learn to rollerblade. ice skate or ski properly and withr espect for what you are doing if falling over holds no danger? How do you learn anything about anything if getting it wrong has no consequences? If some people do not want to take risks, then fine, but don't impose your own values and beliefs on ther est of us.
Tim, London,
Well I often agree with Mick Hume but not this time. I'm a parent, and I was pretty horrified to see a family of three kids on Heelys in a shopping centre the other weekend. It's not acceptable to use them in where pedestrians are - it's a risk for other people, particularly toddlers and the elderly. Kids just don't use these things safely. The parents, of course, weren't taking a blind bit of notice.
If you don't mind your kids getting injured using these things that's fine. But keep them away from other people, OK?
The parents, of course, didn't take a blind bit of notice...
Seasider, Seahaven,
I would go further and contend that too much safety is a dangerous thing. Here in China, the children of the middle-class are molly-coddled to the point that many can't swim or look after themselves at all. Last year, I saw two of my students leave to study in Finland; neither can cook, use a washing machine or repair clothes. Mama did all of this. They are now overweight (pizza) and miserable.
Common sense, here, is practically unheard of, as kids wait for everything to be done for them. When I set a task for my (university!) students, I have to explain everything, down to the last full-stop. Very sad.
I had a wonderful - albeit quite poor - childhood, and I have the scars and fractures to prove it.
Nick McGine, Wuhan, China