Mick Hume: Thunderer
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The climate debate is reaching a crisis. When I hear the words “global warming”, my temperature rises to the point where I want to reach for a gun.
Back in 1976 BCCC (Before Catastrophic Climate Change), Peter Cook and Dudley Moore did a Derek and Clive sketch called Cancer, tut-tutting over everything as a symptom of the big C. “I heard that George Stit had moved away from the Willesden area and gone up round Chadwell Heath.” “Cancer?” “Yeah.” “Tch, Christ. You remember the Nolan twins? . . . They’ve taken up darts.” “Cancer?” “Yep.” “Tch.” If they were around to remake that sketch in AD (Anno Doom-ini) 2007 it might be called Global Warming.
Man-made global warming has become the new Act of God, to be blamed for everything people fear or loathe. The numberwatch website has an impressive list ranging from A for allergies to W for world bankruptcy.
Global warming is now the default argument for putting your pet cause on the side of the angels. The path to the moral high ground is apparently monopolised by those leaving smaller carbon footprints.
Worse, man-made global warming always seems to be the ethical argument for cooling or even freezing man-made development. An Inuit from Greenland shipped in to tell a public inquiry why Stansted airport should not damage Essex woodlands summed up the case. He conceded it wouldn’t make much difference to climate change, but “everyone can say that about almost everything they do. It is an excuse for doing nothing”. Yet most things we are told to do – from scrabbling in compost to cancelling holiday flights – will not make much difference to anything.
More to the point, the crusade against global warming is now the biggest “excuse for doing nothing”, an all-purpose argument that airport expansions must be grounded, road proposals parked, housing schemes demolished and the lights put out on new power stations.
It is hard to see how anybody can be sure of “the truth about climate change”, given the highly politicised state of this ostensibly scientific discussion. But we can be pretty certain that there is no history of solving problems through standing still or turning the meter backwards. The farther ahead humanity moves, the better equipped we are to cope with anything.
Not everything that emits more carbon is evil, and treading on a flower is not necessarily a matter of planetary life and death. There’s a good reason, for example, why London is the biggest sinner on the new map of UK carbon emissions: it is where more people live, and lead productive lives.
Let us all pledge to try to cut emissions of climate hysteria – “before”, as they say, “it’s too late!” and civilisation freezes over.

Mick Hume is Britain's only self-confessed libertarian Marxist newspaper columnist. His Notebook column appears on Fridays, and he also writes a weekly Thunderer column. He is also editor-at-large of spiked-online.com. which he launched as the online descendant of Living Marxism magazine. Hume is an ex-grammar school boy from Woking with a season ticket at Manchester United who lives in London
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First the journalistic and political opponents of the the idea of man-made global warming argued that there was no scientific consensus. Now that there is something approaching a consensus, they've decided that the consensus is oppressing them. I suppose any approach is acceptable to a man who does not hesitate to quote Goebbels. And Inuit is plural -- the singular is Inuk.
John FitzGerald, Toronto, Ontario
The scientific evidence on the link between man-made CO2 emissions and global warming is extremely strong, and is not undermined by climate change having become a fashionable cause to which politicians and business are now paying lip service of an often absurd kind. It's rather like cigarettes and lung cancer - just because anti-smoking is a cause taken up by quite a few sanctimonious prigs does not cast doubt on that well-established causal relationship.
With smoking, the risk is largely personal, and my own feeling is that people should be allowed to endanger their health in this way if they want. The risks involved in continuing with massive CO2 emissions are planetary, and it should be clear to anyone who has looked into the science that urgent action is needed at both government level and by ourselves as individuals. And yes, amongst other things that must mean an immediate stop to the expansion of air travel. Otherwise all the talk really will amount to so much hot air
Tom Scott, Falmouth, UK
If you examine the maths, you will find that Global Warming is a religion, and a particularly intolerant one. However, some of its opponents are not a lot better.
The loser is Science, which in this field is irredeemably politicised, probably unrecoverably so. Amazingly, in some cases un-interfered-with base data which scientists rely on is no longer available.
Remember that aphorism about 'Truth emerging only in an argument between friends' ? That is what has been lost to Science.
Chris Baxter, London, UK
I have been worried about global warming and especially man-made causes of this phenomenon for a number of years now. Recently more so since Global Warming has become the new religion followed by politicians, scientists and the media. It did not seem possible that the presence of carbon in the atmosphere could, by itself, cause the Earths temperature to rise in the dramatic fashion proclaimed by all and sundry. After researching this topic thoroughly, I have concluded that the whole issue is, if not a scam, then a very good facsimile of one. Space here does not allow for a full examination of the various theories, facts and data that is available on this subject, but it is interesting to note that a growing number of the scientists who previously were strong advocates for man-made global warming have now completely changed their views.
Michael Abbiss, St Albans, England
Climate change is the new millenium bug. Remember how easy it was for the Financial Services Authority to bring the City of London to a complete standstill after '2000 years of wrong'. It is sensible to take sensible precautions, and not to waste a diminshing resource such as oil. But most of the hot air in the climate change debate is an expensive fiction.
Philippa Pirie, London, England
Can someone explain to me why the argument has smoothly and suddenly moved from global warming to climate change?
If carbon dioxide is a greenhouse gas, ie, more carbon dioxide in the atmosphere traps the suns heat, why are some parts of the world getting colder? How can more trapped heat from the sun lead to a colder climate in North America, for example?
David Rothwell, Brighton,
Climate change is also the best excuse for increasing taxes and pushing through unpopular legislation for which successive governments have long been trying to find justification. Who can rebel when we are talking about the future of our planet?
Me, for one.
There is only one contribution that man makes to the current natural cycle of global warming. There are just too many of us, and the world population is increasing out of control. Either we will all have to revert to 17th century lifestyles or the numbers will have to be cut to 15th century levels. Neither plan is workable, so we will probably jjust carry on as we are, carbon trading to keep our consciences clear, until nature culls our numbers with either global drought or an ice age.
Mike Poulsen, Reading, Berkshire
It never ceases to amaze me that this issue generates so much hot air from supposedly intelligent people who should know better. The Politicians obviously have a vested interest in finding new ways to stealth tax the long suffering public but we do not want hysterical pseudo scientific mumbo jumbo foisted on us as fact.
Philip, Ipswich,
You too Mick?
How about terrorism? To me that seems ever more like a word abused and overused as stuffing for more and more cooked geese.
I wonder how soon we will read headlines about a foiled airport terror plot following the arrest of a budget airline passenger who is simply irate about a cancelled flight or a lost bag?
Grant, East Midlands, UK