Mick Hume
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Are we living in a housebound society? Such is our property obsession that a Briton's home can now be his or her pension, passion or pet cause. The classical philosophical question — “How should a man live?” — has been bulldozed and replaced by a new, smaller one: “Where should we live, and how much can we make on it?” No wonder the prospect of falling house prices fills many with dread.
With so much invested financially and emotionally in property, many of us face tricky times if the worst predictions prove accurate (though we might draw some comfort from the hopeless record of the property prophets). This week reports of a 0.1 per cent fall in average prices were enough to have headlines forecasting “gloom” for homeowners and “misery” for mortgage-payers.
But at a broader social level, our obsession with property prices has exacted an even heavier price. What does most UK economic discussion focus on today? Not how to produce new wealth in the real economy, but how to massage house prices and mortgage rates.
And what is the big issue in UK politics now? Not how to build the Good Society, but house prices — and the inheritance tax that your children might pay on them.
Property prices are ear-bleedingly boring enough in the pub or at the dinner table. But when they become the focus of big political and economic thinking, it is almost enough to make some of us lose the will to live and hand over the deeds now.
Britain's property obsessive disorder suggests that aspiring to a better life can be a passive spectator sport, where you just sit back and watch while prices hopefully keep rising, like a lottery in which all with tickets win. Maybe they will go up far enough to fill the hole where our pensions ought to stand. Or even far enough for everybody to sell up and move to the middle of nowhere, as advertised in myriad TV shows with names like “How to Run Away from Your Life”.
It is not just about cash. We have been encouraged to turn our property into the stuff of our humanity itself. As the latest Ikea advert, about how love can give your home “a soul”, says: “What do you put into it? Just money? Or your life and heart?” Personally I think the mortgage is enough. Who wants a heart made of bricks and mortar?
None of this even addresses the real UK property crisis — the chronic housing shortage that fuelled the boom in paper prices while construction fell farther behind need. True, building thousands more houses would risk reducing our sacred prices. But it might help to construct a better society — and even mean that our children get somewhere to live, instead of hanging around at home supporting euthanasia campaigns and waiting to inherit tax-free.

Mick Hume is Britain's only self-confessed libertarian Marxist newspaper columnist. His Notebook column appears on Fridays, and he also writes a weekly Thunderer column. He is also editor-at-large of spiked-online.com. which he launched as the online descendant of Living Marxism magazine. Hume is an ex-grammar school boy from Woking with a season ticket at Manchester United who lives in London
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Sorry that all this talk of spiralling house prices bores you Mick, you're obviously one of the lucky ones that can actually afford you're own place. As a university graduate with 13k worth of debts i'm effctively priced out of the housing market but am lucky enough to give 40% of way wages to my landlord each month. The only way out of this mess is to introduce a land tax that would effectivley stop speculation in its tracks. There is no shortage of housing in the U.K, just an abundence of 'investors' which are eventually going to cripple the economy.
David Humphries, Guildford, England
I won't have it. There have been some extremely misguided commentaries on this topic.
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Alex Ritchie, Salisbury, UK
BTL investors bailing out after April because of reduced capital gains tax, Tightening mortgage deals, First time buyers sitting on their deposits, watching prices tumble. Thousands of empty flats built at the urging of John Prescott. The government belatedly getting into gear to push councils to allow building and ease planning - the omens are not good for house prices. Of course the value of houses is now a major factor in peoples' spending inentions, so house prices go down - the economy goes down. The only upside is that it will produce less of our tax money for Gordon Brown to waste on all those lovely 'initiative'
Perhaps not a bad thing after all.
Diddly Do, Liverpool,
If I didn't know that this was a UK site, I would have sworn you were talking about Australia. Exactly the same problem here! Only we are a little behind you - our prices are still soaring. First home buyers have all but given up. Loans being taken up to buy are quuite ridiculous. Seems to be a world wide problem. Watch the USA. Looks like it is going pear shaped.
Victoria Mack, Melbourne, Australia
Don't worry the people that created this boom will bring it back down to earth sooner than many think.....look out below and across the pond. Remember we live in rip off Britian. nothings changed,
David , Coventry,
Mick, I suggest that instead of a 'chronic housing shortage that fuelled the boom in paper prices' there has been a boom in money loaned by banks that created an asset bubble. Remember when banks would only lend 3.5x income? We have turned ourselves into a nation of debt serfs and invested our future earnings in non-productive assets.
Wise Fool, Hampshire,
Bring on another 8milllion immigrats I say. I will keep inflation under control and property prices high...
Austin Tassletine, Bristol, UK
The stupidity of the UK property market knows no bounds; houses are over-priced by what - 50%, 100%? A national obsession fuelled by the never ending parade of those wretched property-ramping programmes hosted by overweight women.
There is no shortage of property in the UK, just a shortage of affordable housing (and common sense). Cheap money and criminally reckless lending has created this massive bubble and it will all end in tears - just like the last time.
peter kiddle, st neots, cambs
Yet more misinformation. If there's such a housing shortage why aren't the streets full of the homeless? The obsession with property prices is very boring, but is generated mainly by those who can't afford to buy and those who are hoarding stock as 'investments', thus preventing others from buying at a sensible price. Any prospective UK government which has a a policy priority bringing prices down to affordable levels and keeping them there will get my vote. Failing that, I'll just have to hope that the forthcoming crash is both deep and long lasting.
Graham, Oxford, UK
With adult children living at home - and neither of them having a snowball's chance of getting on the property ladder - I'm heartily glad I don't have any stairs in my almost-paid-off house that I might unexpectedly "fall" down!
Rachel, Edinburgh,
Or we could do what really needs doing and reduce the population of the UK so that there isn't the constant pressure to build more and more houses on our ever more over-crowded land.
Id, Thankfully, Overseas
When my father died in 1997, I decided that I didn't want to be sucked into this obsessive cycle of property pornography, so I flogged off our old, large, decaying house for 320 grand and bought an old boat to live on, which I enjoy. Now, ten years later, that house is worth about 1.5 million, and I have not thought about property prices for the last ten years. I have never regretted my decision!
Thomas Goodey, Cuxton-upon-Medway, UK
If only people would realise that their home is worth nothing to them. If I sold my house for the £400,000+ that I am told it is worth I would have to spend it all to buy another - or use the cash to pay rent. Once people understand that any monetary value of their home is nly of benefit to their heirs we may seem some semblance of sense in teh housing market.
Barry Mellish, Bromley, UK