Mick Hume
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Islamophobia? It seems as if we are suffering more from Muslim-mania - an unhealthy obsession with all things Islamic, and a paranoid fixation with looking at the world from behind a veil.
News that a leading awards panel has rejected a version of The Three Little Pigs for fear that “the use of pigs raises cultural issues” with the Muslim community, has been slammed as “multiculturalism gone mad”. But similarly unhinged attitudes are now common in government reports.
Why does the Ministry of Defence think there is a shortfall in army recruitment? Apparently because of “prevalent views on current operations among ethnic minority communities”. One might imagine that the Muslim youth of Bradford and Tower Hamlets packed the ranks before the invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan.
What does the Home Office's official assessment see as the big problem it faces extending detention without charge to 42 days? Apparently, because Muslim community leaders expressed concerns about the impact on relations with the police. Presumably our Muslim-manic Home Office believes that burying habeas corpus would be OK if they were unconcerned.
Jacqui Smith has even officially renamed Islamic terrorism as “anti-Islamic activity”. Never mind walking Hackney's mean streets, the Home Secretary appears most scared of treading on Muslim toes. All this can only reinforce divisions by treating Muslims as a race apart.
There are big Muslim communities in our cities - about 15 per where I live in northeast London - but the 2001 census put Muslims at just over 3 per cent of the population in England. How has 3 per cent of the public become a focus of public debate? This imbalance must have far less to do with “them” than with the rest of us. It reveals less about Islam than about the anxieties of mainstream British culture.
The clear and distinct identity of the Muslim community, embodied in the veil, makes it a visible symbol of the divisions and insecurities in Britain. But the obvious target is rarely the right one. Muslim-mania has become a sort of political veil behind which we can avoid facing up to some awkward home truths about our society.
Time to cure the body politic of this degenerative condition, stop obsessing about offensive images or playing word-games with terrorism, and start an honest discussion about the bigger questions facing society as a whole. What beliefs, if any, can we unite around today? What are we prepared to stand and fight for now? These questions remain unasked while our leaders tilt at the alternative straw men of Islamophobia and Islamofascism.
The Three Little Pigs at least has a lesson about hiding behind straw to keep the wolf from the door.

Mick Hume is Britain's only self-confessed libertarian Marxist newspaper columnist. His Notebook column appears on Fridays, and he also writes a weekly Thunderer column. He is also editor-at-large of spiked-online.com. which he launched as the online descendant of Living Marxism magazine. Hume is an ex-grammar school boy from Woking with a season ticket at Manchester United who lives in London
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To Revd Frank Gelli on islam having "more than a billion adherents and growing". Sure, "convert or die" is a powerful motivation. And a "leave islam and die" is an equally powerful motivator to stay in. There is no safety in numbers defense here, Revd, where the immigrant culture is trying to make the home culture change to meet their needs instead of vice versa. Queen Elizabeth would be rolling over in her grave.
Lou Stouch, Cleveland, Ohio, USA
AD 732, France. Momentous history is made. At the battle of Poitiers Charles Martel routs the invading Arab armies from the Umayyad caliphate. Had victory gone to the Muslims, âthe interpretation of the Qurâan would be taught in the University of Oxford and her pulpits would teach Islamâ mused a thousand years later English historian Gibbon.
Huh! What would that great infidel say - he hated Christianity as much as Islam - I wonder, if he knew of the current proposal to broadcast the Islamic call to prayer from a mosque in East Oxford?
Miick Hume has a point. But Islam is a worldwide religion. British Muslims are not alone. Hence he fails to address the universal implications of their presence here. To say they are only 3% of the population does not address the deep issues involved in a faith that has more tha a billion adherents - and growing!
Revd Frank Gelli
Revd Frank Gelli, London, England
We have concerns about Islam because New Labour have become obsessed with Religions to such an extent that in my view they have become religiously extremist and made religion an oppression. They have embraced(and Funded) almost any ethos that calls itself a religion regardless of whether it has inviolable Tenets that are against UK law. Where is the Taxpayer consent for that?? Many people in the UK (maybe an electoral majority) believe in the possibility of a Supreme Being, a personal God or the power or force of goodness. However they have no religious power lobby because they are intentionally not attached to any religion because they are not impressed with the moral and ethical standards, the unfounded Doctrine and the behaviour of the religious hierarchy and certainly do not believe that such organisations should have the power to Faith Brand Children in sectarian schools. In my view such people have been discriminated against near to the extent of a hate crime and this must stop.
Keith Budden, Rayleigh, England
Philip/ London says 'We proudly unite around our faith in untalented 'celebrities', shopping and alcohol.'
Speak for yourself Philip, this is the lame argument used by the religious to malign those who have no faith. You wil find plenty of Britons who do not subscribe to celebrity worship or excessive consumerism.
Godfrey, ork,
The tail is wagging the dog when we allow Muslim sensibilities to determine policy.
william, Northwoos, UK
We proudly unite around our faith in untalented 'celebrities', shopping and alcohol. Little wonder we consider ourselves superior to those with other world-views.
Philip, London, UK
Ask yourselves this:Would Muslims in Pakistan be treading on eggshells over the feelings of Christians there? Unfortunately, some are killed. Thus endeth the lesson.
Peter K Day, Doncaster, UK/ Yorkshire
i think you're right. the obsession stems from 9/11 et al. and that's doing a disservice to Muslims. and obsessing encourages a bunker mentality. enough pandering to the religious. in the name of religious tolerance.
mount, dorset, gb