Mick Hume
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Should you be more scared of hoodies or terrorists? Ought global warming make us shiver more than the Cold War? Welcome to the apocalypse auction, where experts and authorities bid up their pet threats to public safety. In competing to win headlines, they all seem to lose a sense of perspective.
Sir Ian Blair, Metropolitan Police chief, now claims that “youth violence” is the greatest “threat to the whole of London, perhaps with the exception of terrorism”. Only “perhaps”? After all, Sir Ian has previously said that Islamic terrorism poses a threat to London “far graver” than the Second World War. Prime Minister Gordon Brown prefers to compare terrorism today to the Cold War. Are we to conclude that the hoodies now present “perhaps” as big a threat to our society as the Luftwaffe or the Red Army?
But hold your four horsemen of the apocalypse a minute. An army of experts led by Sir David King, until recently the chief government scientist, has declared global warming an even bigger threat than terrorism. Should we focus all our fears on that instead? Then again, that might underestimate the threat of the enemy within our waistbands, since the Health Secretary, Alan Johnson, has pronounced obesity “a potential crisis on the scale of climate change”.
To recap the bids. Youth violence is perhaps as big a threat as terrorism, which is a far graver threat than the Nazis, but not as hot as global warming, which is the same size threat as obesity. We await news of more new little Hitlers and Stalins lurking out there.
What purpose is served by this apocalypse auction? Who does it help to compare the tragic killing of 11 London teenagers this year with a terrorist threat? Come to that, how can it further our understanding of Islamic terrorism - which killed 52 people in London in 2005 - to claim that it is more serious than the wartime Blitz that left 43,000 Londoners dead?
And how complex issues such as climate change and obesity might be clarified by overheated, fat-headed comparisons is anybody's guess.
As they compete to make a media impact, experts raise the scaremongering stakes ever higher. New research even claims that mobile phones are “more dangerous than smoking”. (Maybe they'll ban mobiles in public...) The likely results of this my-risk's-bigger- than-yours talk will be to raise public anxieties further - and lower public trust in anything that officials say.
These comparisons are not only odious, but dangerous. In fact, it is surely no exaggeration to suggest that the apocalypse auction might pose a bigger threat to rational discussion than, er, anything else that ever happened before.

Mick Hume is Britain's only self-confessed libertarian Marxist newspaper columnist. His Notebook column appears on Fridays, and he also writes a weekly Thunderer column. He is also editor-at-large of spiked-online.com. which he launched as the online descendant of Living Marxism magazine. Hume is an ex-grammar school boy from Woking with a season ticket at Manchester United who lives in London
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Yes the media need to have horror stories to sell papers & politicians need them to keep us malleable. A devil's compact if ever there was one.
neil craig, glasgow, UK
Rather than simply report on this subject, it would help us all awfully if the media didnt play its own part in all this scaremongering.
tim, london,
Its not really the "experts" to blame, I'm afraid, its the audience-chasing journalists and media organisations who uncritically peddle this nonsense day after day!
P Blaker, London, UK
Nice one.
robert everitt, wolverhampton,
Anyone read the the study run by the US NHBLI called the Women's Health Initiative. Probably not as it did everything they did not want. It involved 48000 women, it ran for 8+ years amd cost $415 million. Half the candidates in the study were on a strictly controlled and monitored diet while the other half live and fed as they normally did. The study was supposed to confirm that diet would reduce CHD, strokes, cancers (breast, bowel and so forth). Unfortunately to the horror of the NHBLI, diet-heart advocates and most nutritionists, it did nothing. The do as you please groups after 8+ years were just as well as those who had suffered eight years of dietary hardship.
Why was this given little publicity. IT DID NOT SUPPORT THE GOSPEL of dieting.
M. Cawdery, Portadown, UK ( if it still exists)
Fear is the perfect excuse to strip your freedoms.
As we Londoners said after the bombing - I am not afraid.
Who needs terrorist to change my way of life when the govt does it perfectly well, one hard won liberty at a time
Gavin, London, UK
I grew up just after WWII and it seems always to have been a mechanism of government to tell us to be afraid of something or the other. My generation lived under a constant, low-level fear of being obliterated by missiles from the USSR at any moment. Since the Berlin Wall fell, and along with it communism, we have been told told about an ever- growing menu of things to be frightened of.
Thank you for this sensible article. In an era when "We have nothing to fear but Fear itself", an era when we need good, strong government, it's actually the government who are running scared, because they have lost control of everything that matters in this country.
MaxC, London,
Surely the greatest threat to humanity, the universe and everything is politicians.
I am reminded of the cover notes to Terry Riley's a Rainbow in Curved Air
'National flags were sewn together into brightly colored circus tents under which politicians were allowed to perform harmless theatrical games'
Eddie Reader, birmingham, england
So Mr Hume tells us that these comparisons are dangerous, but he fails to tell us whether they are more or less dangerous than the threat of youth violence.
Simon, Brussels,
Good point well made.
It reminds me of the request made by Ian Gillan (then frontman of Deep Purple) to their soundman/soundmen, "Turn everything up louder than everything else"!
deejay, Reading, UK
You don't mention bacon and sausages as the greatest threat this country is presently facing - the Luftwaffe was a pinprick by comparison.
Peter, Cambridge,
Thank heavens they aren't German sausages then, or are they???
David Johnson, WHITLEY BAY, UK
You don't mention bacon and sausages as the greatest threat this country is presently facing - the Luftwaffe was a pinprick by comparison.
Peter, Cambridge,